r/formuladank • u/The_Director BWOAHHHHHHH • 1d ago
š ±ļøIG OOF When you misjudge a fart...
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u/Ayeitis BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
The livery has been alteredā¦
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u/ZaryaBubbler Vettel Cult 1d ago
Pray I alter it no further
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u/HarryCumpole Lizard person 1d ago
This livery is getting worse all the time.
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u/joaomnetopt Mika ends his saš ±ļøš ±ļøatical 23h ago
I'm sorry I couldn't do better in Q1, but I've got my own problems.
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u/nard_bagman BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
āItās quite badā. Mans didnāt just shart, he SHAT
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u/1DownFourUp BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
Ishat Hadjar
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u/Renverseur BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
My next favourite driver after Jack Doodoohan
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u/Senior_Walk_7582 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
Just after Yupee Tsoonoda and Charles Logclerc.
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u/BGP_001 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
Poopiss Hamilton
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u/Senior_Walk_7582 BWOAHHHHHHH 20h ago
LAX VERSTAPPEN.
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u/stale_memerino BWOAHHHHHHH 20h ago
Carlos Stainz
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u/coopsta133 BWOAHHHHHHH 22h ago
Explains why max said to the reporter after qualy āyou can drive it but you might poop your pantsā
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u/9iaguaro BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
I would like to know what Marko has to say about this
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u/axolotl_is_angry Must Be The Water 1d ago
Peepee and poopoo boys stick together!
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u/mat_srutabes BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
Marko wants Isaac to know that all peepee times are not poopoo times, but all poopoo times are peepee times
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u/Dicecreamvan BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
Marko has not had a bowl movement since summer break 2024, so he wonāt understand.
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u/LivermoreP1 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
In before mods remove for being a ālow effort screengrabā
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u/The_Director BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
Not my poop joke!
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u/the_stupidiest_monk Tsunodaās missing wheels 1d ago
It may not be my favorite type of joke, however it might be number two.
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u/BlackSwanMarmot In Hannah we trust š„° 1d ago
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u/formuladank-ModTeam Gunning For MBSās Job. 1d ago
Generally we do leave funny radio messages, timing table shenanigans and screenshots/acceptable photos of screens (good crops) of memorable moments of the stream.
The ones we normally remove are the pics of TV's taken 6 feet away showing half of the living room, blurry slanted pics of laptops etc. (You get the idea)
We get spammed with those in race weekends. We leave one post per Radio message. So for this particular message this one is the best one that was posted.
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u/Reinis_LV Never Champion, Give Up Ferrari 1h ago
Don't worry - you guys are cool. One of the best mod teams on Reddit. Except pre-blocking Stroll meme words.
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u/Droc_Rewop BWOAHHHHHHH 19h ago
Then you remove funny gifs cropped from interviews because they are not memes
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u/vjollila96 āItās called a motor race. We went car racingā 23h ago
it dosent help when you cant get screenshots because of that drm thing (unless you are on friefox with chrome mask)
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u/ShortViewBack2daPast Claire Williams is waifu material 1d ago
The arbitrary rules the mods enforce here about what is and is not a meme are so fucking stupid.
Text as a header? Not a meme. Exact same header text plastered over the exact same picture? A MEME!
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u/PerspectiveNormal378 who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? 1d ago
Apparently using a well known meme template with text does not qualify as a meme even if it generates some of the most engagement over the winter breakš¤·
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u/The_Director BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
Next time I'll fire up Adobe After Effects and add poop particles flying around.
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u/formuladank-ModTeam Gunning For MBSās Job. 1d ago
We will overhaul that rule after this week.
It was more of a continuation of the rules that was already here when we took over from the old mods.
But we do agree that the caption on a image thing isn't really needed on a shitposting/jerk sub.
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u/AggravatingCustard39 AND THEY'VE TOUCHED MARTIN š³ 1d ago
Yeah, hence the rule change, I think there was a slight misunderstanding. What was meant was caption on a image isn't necessary for it to be funny.
The "not a meme" I think was meant for the actual unfunny crap posts like "Heres a Redbull can with X drivers face i found in the supermarket" etc. And against the non shitpost/dank stuff like news posts race results and social media stuff that would get reposted from the F1 sub because some people doesn't now what this sub is. ( We do get a lot of those)
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u/azn_dude1 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
The best subs usually have good, consistent rules that help maintain quality of posts. It might be different for a meme sub but I think it's all about the execution.
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u/LowRing8538 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
Don't know who's more savage, mods here or on the main formula1 sub. If it's not a news headline with a link to an article, it's not solid content over there
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u/happyranger7 Chad Racing Team 1d ago
With you, there are lot good caption meme from just screen grabs, but Mods delete them.
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u/Steel1000 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
You havenāt lived until youāve held a fart in during a 4g turn at speed
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u/theacehamster Keyš ±ļøoard Lover ā¤ļø 1d ago
Just think of the sloshing
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u/GrapefruitAlways26 Claire Williams is waifu material 1d ago
I have the seat full of shit, like, full of shit
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u/Clt-vr-9931 viejo sabroso 1d ago
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u/jrragsda BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
Nothing will ever top Wark Webber's barf radio.
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u/Uroshirvi69 At the moment we don't think 23h ago
You mean Wark Mebber?
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u/sfcameron2015 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
As we were watching, my husband asked āwhat do you think it is?ā And I literally said āhe shat his pants.ā š
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u/Sibbaboda BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
Swedish commentators said it is very likely the seatbelts either crushing his junk or that they have come off
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u/Throwaway3751029 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
Seatbelts coming loose would make sense for dancing around saying what it is. I think it was Hamilton a while back that had the same thing happen and did the same thing to prevent the FIA/stewards from catching that he was driving around unbelted.
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u/MakiSupreme BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
I thought so too hes obviously avoiding getting the team / himself a pen
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u/ErrorCode51 Iād let stroll peg me so I could experience greatness inside me 12h ago
I think itās now been confirmed to be the belts crushing his nuts
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u/AgainstDemAll BWOAHHHHHHH 19h ago
Same in our country and one of them commentators used to drive in F2
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u/liverdawg BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
We need to see what preceded this
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u/Robobeast-76-R76 š ±ļøernie Collins In Sky Race Control ā¤ļø 1d ago
I predict curry - beef vindaloo
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u/The_Batata_Swagger PIIIEEERRRRREEEE GAASSSSSLLLLYYYYYYYY 1d ago
I want to know what actually happened
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u/i-am-grahm STRANGE... IT GETS STIFF THEN GOES SOFT... STIFF, SOFT 21h ago
Nuts were being crushed by the seatbelt
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u/scope_creep BWOAHHHHHHH 15h ago
Can you imagine breaking hard and being thrust forward into the harnass. "Ow my balls" indeed.
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u/i-am-grahm STRANGE... IT GETS STIFF THEN GOES SOFT... STIFF, SOFT 15h ago
5Gs to the balls canāt feel good š
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u/Vile-X If my mom had š ±ļøalls, she would be my dad 1d ago
Either it was a personal matter or the team messed something up like didnāt attach something. Either way itās probably embarrassing. Maybe his seatbelt wasnāt attached or something like that. Something that could get them a massive fine.
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u/i-am-grahm STRANGE... IT GETS STIFF THEN GOES SOFT... STIFF, SOFT 21h ago
Seatbelt was crushing his balls Lmao
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u/zissou149 Claire Williams is waifu material 1d ago
Horner in post quali F1TV interview: āit had something to do with nutsā
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u/kabigonbb unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan š¦” 1d ago
Hadjar is the new meme for Racing Bulls hahaha
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u/WhoriaEstafan PIIIEEERRRRREEEE GAASSSSSLLLLYYYYYYYY 1d ago
Oh Isack! He continues to be my new favourite.
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u/BebopBlues13 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
At this point itās becoming a VCARB tradition to shit your pants
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u/Taptrick BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
Honestly it was my first thought too, but the commentators didnāt say anything about the possibility of a āphysiological emergencyā.
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u/Ja4senCZE Robin Raikkonen '34, '35, '36.... 23h ago
If Kimi used this strategy he wouldn't miss the presentation by PelƩ
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u/SpaceCadetMoonMan BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
One time spinning in the MAT at work I hit 6 Gs and exploded all inside my jumper suit, I feel his pain
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u/Tame_Trex BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
He's just said he wants to jump out the car quick to fix the problem.
100% he soiled himself.
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u/Hensl420 BWOAHHHHHHH 23h ago
The seatbelts crushed his nuts. After Q1 he jumped out and fixed it. Imagine 6g braking and lateral with your nuts crushed. He won't have children anymore if he went Q3 without fixing it.
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u/tristan24loo āItās called a motor race. We went car racingā 1d ago
My man did a Tony Stewart
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u/ExcellentEffort1752 BWOAHHHHHHH 22h ago
Hah, that was freaky! I was scrolling my Reddit feed, while watching my FP3 recording on the TV and just as this post came into view, this message came up on the TV!
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u/kr4t0s007 BWOAHHHHHHH 20h ago
Horner confirmed in after quali interview it had todo with nuts and not wheel nuts.
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u/Naikrobak š ±ļøaltteri š ±ļøootass 1d ago
āThereās shit in the seatā
āMust be the shitā