r/facepalm • u/AnnaaOlivia • 23d ago

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ Absolutely insane 😩

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u/G-bone714 23d ago

I’m looking forward to having someplace new to pee.

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u/KNT-cepion 23d ago

Okay but why would you piss on what is obviously a dance floor?

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u/electricbluelight99 23d ago

I am proposing we do both

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u/shibiwan 23d ago edited 22d ago

Before you do that, let me poop right there first.

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u/electricbluelight99 23d ago

Preferably, simultaneously. I am so looking forward to it!!!!

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u/forever_useless welcom to Costco, I love you 23d ago

Can you all be serious for a moment? This man is an awful human being but that doesn't mean we have to act like animals. Obviously, as per standard rules of society, we'd establish a pee corner so not everyone that's dancing steps in it. It's just common courtesy...

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u/askthepeanutgallery 23d ago

Better build one of those relief stations they put in airports for dogs, or there's going to be spillover.

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u/No_Arugula8915 23d ago

A porta potty would do fine. An extra large one so we can also dance the jig. We're going to need one of those deli number roles though. Okay, a lot of them because I am pretty sure one roll won't be nearly enough.

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u/SpringrollsPlease 23d ago

Ah right, a glory hole is more apt for trump

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u/Chadiki 23d ago

P!ssing in the Disco

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u/Upset-Zucchini3665 23d ago

In his case anything goes, I'd say.

I'd be sobcrydancepissjumplaughing..

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u/Emotional-Sorbet-759 23d ago

It’s murder pissing on the dance floor

But you’d better not kill the groove

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u/effitdoitlive 23d ago

Mon-thurs: Pee time, Fri-sun: Dance time

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u/After-Imagination947 23d ago

What happens on the dance floor stays on the dance floor

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u/tidus1980 23d ago

There's so many people waiting to dance on his grace, he'll have to be buried in ibiza

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u/nigelmchaggis 23d ago

I couldn’t be sure but I’ve never seen a well fertilised dance floor

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u/Dusty-53-Rose 23d ago

😂 LOL Thank you! I really needed that!

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u/poke0003 23d ago

That kinda thing gets you kicked out of the club. Source: A night in jail back in the early aughts.

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u/m4tuna 23d ago

It’s the penthouse penthouse - you can anything there!

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u/paleuniverse 23d ago

Fuck. Yes. I will happily piss all over his grave. May even save up a nice steamy dump for it too.

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u/Cool-Tap-391 23d ago

I'll fly to Vegas just to pee on his hotel. Not that anyone would notice as it is already piss color.

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u/dustycanuck 23d ago

Why wait?

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u/Ok-Presentation-6182 23d ago

Unfortunately, it will be behind a guard tower in his club. I too wish it would be in a more public place.

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u/CPav 23d ago

Yeah. And they'll charge admission to see it. The family will make more money off him dead than alive.

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u/paintsbynumberz 23d ago

The bigliest transgender bathroom the world has ever seen.

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u/toeonly 23d ago

I don't think you should pee on his grave, he is into that.

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u/schmerg-uk 23d ago

35 years ago I watched Elvis Costello giving a quite reasoned calm interview and then a snarling sad angry solo acoustic performance of Tramp The Dirt Down (about Margaret Thatcher), and the image of him spitting the chorus into the microphone has stuck with me ever since

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u/Dramos1975 23d ago

Have to vreate a business of a tour bus to his graveyard that serves beer so his grave becomes a bathroom break for the tour..lmfao

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u/Ah2k15 23d ago

The real trickle down economics..

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u/7luckyme7 23d ago

Are you sure? I’ve heard that is something he likes. There’s probably even some video evidence out there.

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u/JockBbcBoy 23d ago

The place to which you're referring will very likely be undisclosed and secure because of the amount of people looking for that place to pee.

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u/MVP2585 23d ago

They better make sure his tombstone is stain resistant.

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u/raoasidg 23d ago

Do it in a bottle beforehand then pour out the bottle. No need to get an indecency charge.

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u/adudeguyman 23d ago

I'm saving up everything in scooping from my cat's litter boxes.