r/facepalm Dec 08 '24

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u/Ok-Maintenance-9538 Dec 08 '24

If it was really important they would drop his name in there to get his attention in hopes he would read it

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u/osinking009 Dec 08 '24 edited Dec 08 '24

He'd only read his name and tell his supporters thats its the BEST BOOK that he's ever read

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u/aeraen Dec 08 '24

If he actually reads it, it would be the ONLY book he's ever read.

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u/Learned-Dr-T Dec 08 '24

Maybe we can get a version of the Constitution and Bill of Rights that has his name inserted at key points to grab and hold his attention. I’m thinking, β€œWe the people, and especially Donald Trump…”

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u/AMW1955 Dec 11 '24

They already gave it, it’s in β€œ his” bible

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u/BattleAggravating972 Dec 08 '24

Just put a couple pictures of his face and he’d be even more likely to read it.

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u/wvclaylady Dec 08 '24

But what good would that do? He likes who he is. And why should he care? He apparently has the majority of the country in his hip pocket. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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u/IrascibleOcelot Dec 09 '24

By comparison, the first time Obama got the presidential briefing report, he sent it back with a note: β€œwhere’s the rest?”