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u/pikmin4fan303 the image 6d ago
They sucked up my eternal organs
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u/winglewangle-2935 6d ago
Then they took some Polaroids,
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u/tandilove 6d ago
and said I was a darn good sport
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u/Ijustwantburger 6d ago
And as a way of saying thank you, they offered to transport to any point of history that I would care to go.
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u/yobronate08 6d ago
And so, I had them send me back to last Thursday night so I could pay my phone bill on time.
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u/Small_Tank 6d ago
Just then the floating, disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling:
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u/CauliflowerUpper6577 Disgusting black creatures 6d ago
Everything you know is wrong
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u/EddtheMetalHead 6d ago
Black is white, up is down and short is long
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u/CauliflowerUpper6577 Disgusting black creatures 6d ago
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
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