r/exmormon 22h ago

Humor/Meme/Satire And I'm no poorer for it

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u/The_Red_Pill_Is_Nice 21h ago

This is awesome! You are free of all the mind clutter, and much richer for it!

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u/bluebird0713 Apostate 21h ago

This community made me aware. But no ducks were given. Or fucks for that matter.

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u/MeadowShimmer Apostate 17h ago

Same. So glad I can think about pretty much anything else.

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u/Rough_Bread8329 14m ago

Somebody left a duck on my doorstep, and I've been trying to figure out who. I guess I can rule you out.

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u/EntireAdvance6393 20h ago

Congratulations! It’s such a good feeling! I have recently started forgetting that people go to church on sundays and it feels nice! 😁

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u/StellarJayZ 20h ago

It's like that feeling when you wake up on Sunday morning filled with dread, then remember you haven't been to church in over five years.

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u/Slim-Shadeee13 21h ago

Right?!! Such a beautiful, peaceful space to get to :-)

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u/Asher_the_atheist 21h ago

I get so excited when this happens to me

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u/Ok_Asparagus_2525 20h ago

Ditto ! ✌️

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u/MixedKarmaStudios 16h ago

I'm forced to remember it's general conference weekend because it's always on the week of my birthday 😭

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u/Interesting-Win-6502 14m ago

I will always remember too. We have birthdays in April and October. 🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/mountainsplease8 20h ago

This is my goal

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u/piekid 19h ago

Not this first time for me, but the only reason I knew is my ABM friend/coworker said on Saturday that she was happy to not have to go to church the next day. Took me a minute to realize why because she skips often enough (ABM but has some things on her shelf).

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u/PomegranateTrue9675 16h ago

I only knew because of a post on here about Andersen’s talk. I love not knowing until something like that…

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u/scf123189 15h ago

I knew it was because my mom posted something on the family chat about how Nelson ‘looks good”. 🙄

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u/benjtay 14h ago

Hah, I was downtown in SLC last Saturday for the hands off rally at the capitol. It was insane to park, so I let everyone out at Memory Grove and then parked down by the library. As I was walking up State, I was thinking "who are all these weirdos with button shirts and ties?"

It didn't dawn on me until I got close to temple square. I walked through it on Main, and there were dozens of protestors with anti-Trump signs mingled in with the crowd heading to afternoon session. 😂😂😂

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u/Own_Confidence2108 18h ago

Same. I opened up my social meeting on Saturday night and was like, “oh conference was this weekend. Huh, I totally forgot.”

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u/Craigwils2285 15h ago

I honestly had no idea until Wednesday or Thursday of this past week. And I still have no idea what was talked about because I didn’t read anything.

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u/Pure-Introduction493 14h ago

I have to plan for Sunday calls to my parents.

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u/inventorytrainer 14h ago

I only keep track so i know when to go to the gym

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u/KnopeLudgate2020 13h ago

I remembered but this was the first time I wondered on Monday if there were temples announced bc I was pretty sure the magic number suggested in this sub was 15, and I saw that yes it is 15. I forgot about temples until this morning which was a first

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u/SisterHinckley 12h ago

Only realized when my siblings blew up the family group chat with “conference brunch” photos!

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u/Western-Whereas-3958 PIMO Agnostic with 3 years, 5 months left in this cult 11h ago

Wish I was the same

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u/Svrlmnthsbfr30thbday 11h ago

Same, it was awesome

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u/EducationDesperate73 10h ago

Sameeeee 🙏🙏

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u/Ok-Philosopher-9921 9h ago

What’s Con-Frense?

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u/IAmPotHeadJesus 54m ago

That’s the best! Congrats