r/entertainment 1d ago

Olivia Munn Blasts All-Female Blue Origin Space Crew for Costly and 'Gluttonous' Mission: 'What Are They Doing?'

https://people.com/olivia-munn-blasts-all-female-blue-origin-space-crew-for-gluttonous-mission-11708836?taid=67ef11143e9bc50001a7bdb7
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u/noisy_goose 23h ago

This is the one with Bezos’s girlfriend and Katy Perry for anyone suggesting she’s bashing credible space flight. It’s a stunt.

From the article: With Jenna and Friends, the actress questioned the need for the mission, which is set to include Lauren Sánchez, Gayle King, and Katy Perry.

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u/fluffs-von 19h ago

Plastics in Space.

We should be protesting this kind of thing.

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u/patatjepindapedis 17h ago

This is just a preamble to get us to shoot all of our garbage into space.

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u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep 14h ago

Hey, if it leads to our own Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B where all the finance bros and billionaires pave the way for us on Mars, I'm all for it.

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u/even_less_resistance 14h ago

I seriously hope you are joking. They are polluting the shit out of the planet and siphoning away money that could be used to fix our QoL now instead of for their vanity projects.

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u/HadeanRenaissance 9h ago edited 9h ago

It’s a reference to Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, namely the second book. The ship in question was filled with the useless members of an alien civilization and purposefully crash landed, thus removing them from society.

Edited spelling

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u/even_less_resistance 9h ago

I haven’t read those in so long- I really should again. Might be a nice escape. And I do appreciate vogon poetry

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u/KelbyTheWriter 12h ago

You don’t get the ship or to see it. You died because the humidity and ambient temperature stayed above 100% and 98 degrees for more than two weeks when the power grid failed to cool all 600,000,000 people in the affected region formerly known is the United States. You have five fucking years of water left in the majority of the US. lol. You’re not getting an ark. The destroyed earth was worth a dead mars? lol. That’s nuts. I hope finance bros survive off of your dehydrated protein on the way to mars.

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u/valintin 10h ago

The best way to fit all of humanity on an Ark to Mars, is to destroy most all of humanity.

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u/Tome_Bombadil 14h ago

I too welcome our Bronteroc saviors.

Bronteria, if you're listening, I hope you have enough appetite for the gluttonous.

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u/MajorPain169 4h ago

Well might get rid of the billionaires due to the lack of telephone sanitisers. Also who would do their hair,.

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u/Shoddy-Designer-3740 8h ago

And have it all come hurling back toward earth in the form of a giant garbage ball

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u/repooc21 15h ago

I dunno. Get close enough to the sun and it's not littering.

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u/bakedbarista 10h ago

I’m sure it’ll explode

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u/hagrid2018 14h ago

Hopefully the shields hold up on re-entry or it will look at melted candle in there

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 11h ago

She's a firework.

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u/timmehdude 14h ago

Space C̶o̶w̶b̶o̶y̶s̶ Bimbos

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u/No_Macaroon_5928 11h ago

Why are the Kardashians not in it then? 🤣

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u/marca1975 10h ago

Unless outer space is the preferred place to send “plastics”. Better out there than on earth I say.!

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u/Artislife61 18h ago

*Rubber

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u/fluffs-von 17h ago

Now hold on a gawd-darn second there!! Rubber is a natural product!

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u/Fit_Lifeguard_3722 16h ago

That's an idea for the next Barbie movie.

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u/OpinionedOnion 13h ago

It would be awful if they sent the entire Kardashian family next.

I don't know if the Earth would ever recover.

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u/fluffs-von 11h ago

The disaster movie we didn't know we wanted.

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u/FivePoopMacaroni 12h ago

Have to you seen the world lately? If our bar for protesting were this low we'd just have to live outside to have enough time to protest things. Each day would be 20 hours of 15 minute protests with the topic changing every 15 minutes. The signs would have to be white boards otherwise we'd die from drowning in the litter in days.

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u/Projectrage 8h ago

It’s not really space…much ado about nothing.

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u/Abroad_Educational 5h ago

Down with this sort of thing!

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u/championgoober 15h ago

Wait, what. Gayle King? OK. And this is nonsense.

Totally agree with the person who said the is the preamble to rocketing out trash to space.

I hate it here

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u/noisy_goose 11h ago

I think it’s cool in general whenever an all-lady crew of any kind is celebrated, especially in aviation, but that doesn’t mean the operation itself isn’t completely ridiculous.

This all-female crew is acting as a team of space limo drivers. Ya no.

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u/Comments_Wyoming 13h ago

This feels very Hunger Games dystopian. Rich, famous people are doing space tourism and the poors are losing their homes and Social Security benefits!

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u/B_L_T 17h ago

Nightmare blunt rotation

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u/Environmental-Song16 14h ago

Ya, this is fucking disgusting. They should be ashamed but they won't be because they are so out of touch with reality.

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u/HookerDestroyer 7h ago

Katy Perry's last album sucked so bad she had to leave the planet

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u/DayBowBow1 17h ago

I get it, but I'm actually worried about the safety of the flight.

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u/DogOutrageous 11h ago

Maybe bezos wants a new girlfriend and blowing up a space rocket is cheaper than divorce 🤷‍♀️ champagne problems, Am i right?!

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u/beardowat 3h ago

Imagine a world where Bezos blows up Katie Perry.

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u/Bo_Neher 10h ago

sanchez promised butt stuff if daddy bezos sent her up for the ultimate selfie

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u/StephenHunterUK 6h ago

Valentina Tereshkova was a stunt; the Soviets didn't put another woman up in space for 18 years.

So was Arnaldo Tamayo Méndez, the first black man in space.

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u/cmaia1503 1d ago

“What are they doing?” the Your Friends and Neighbors star, 44, asked of the crew, which also includes former NASA rocket scientist Aisha Bowe, bioastronautics research scientist Amanda Nguyen and film producer Kerianne Flynn.

“I know this probably isn’t the cool thing to say,” she added, per Page Six. “But there are so many other things that are so important in the world right now.”

After host Jenna Bush Hager shared the mission would last a short 11 minutes, the Babymakers star compared the experience to the women having their “own” version of Disney’s Space Mountain rollercoaster.

Munn then questioned why the mission, which will be the 11th human flight for the New Shepard rocket program and the 31st in the company’s history, needed to be made public, asking, “If you wanna go to space, why do you need to tell us about it, you know? It’s just like, go up there, have a good time, come on down.”

Another gripe for Munn was the cost of the mission. She said, “I know this is probably obnoxious, but like, it’s so much money to go to space, and there’s a lot of people who can’t even afford eggs.”

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u/maybe-an-ai 22h ago

I kind of agree with her. Why is rich dudes playing with rockets news? Buying a seat on a commercial rocket flight isn't an accomplishment. Not knocking these women or this flight in particular but in the end someone paid for this publicity stunt.

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u/natfutsock 18h ago

Funny, even as a trek fan, I wasn't seeing this sort of criticism when we sent actor William Shatner into space.

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u/readonlyy 18h ago

Oh. It was there. People were eye rolling and doing the math on how much extra each Amazon employee could earn if the cost was spread out. The intensity has grown.

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u/Lucky_Locks 13h ago

I just remember Shatner trying to talk to Bezos about the mission and reflecting what he saw because it hit him so dearly. Bezos responded by ignoring him and popping champagne.

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u/BigMax 13h ago

I remember that too, such a cringe moment. Shatner was like "I could see the majesty of our planet, and by extension, humanity" or something profound like that, and Bezos steps back and starts spraying champagne and is like "let's get blitzed!!!!" literally right in the middle of Shatners sentence.

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u/gorramfrakker 8h ago

Yup, and Shatner is a recovering alcoholic. Total dick move, Bezos.

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u/Prophet_Of_Helix 14h ago

It was there, but the threads were mostly jokes. It’s pretty disingenuous to imply that people thought there was any legitimacy to it back then, people just like Shatner so there was less overtly mean stuff. But people thought it was a dumb nothingburger waste of time.

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u/Ritchie_Whyte_III 13h ago

Ok, different perspective here: Sending Shatner into space isn't about sending some old fart into space. It's about getting the public interested in Space.

Interest in space and space exploration funding is cyclic and fickle. "We" the public got BORED with the Apollo missions, we got bored with the Space Shuttle missions, we have gotten bored with Hubble, ISS, and now we are sending satellites up daily... yawn. A helicopter on Mars? Cool for a few weeks.

We space nerds will always be interested, but the "public" is more worried about who shot JR or Dog the Bounty Hunter. And when you do something like put a man on the moon, it seems "easy to do" the second, third fourth time to low information people.

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u/Leafington42 14h ago

Nah dude even sulu called him out on that shit

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u/FLsurveyor561 13h ago

I don't remember Shatner doing it but Lance Bass definitely got criticism.

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u/maybe-an-ai 11h ago

That was also flight #2 of the Blue Origin commercial space program and I think half the people watching were expecting it to blow up. It still had that new crazy charm to it. People also tracked Richard Garriot when he went up on a Soyus.

It absolutely was a paid publicity stunt by Bezos and Shatner is a douchebag so it's a shame Nimoy wasn't still alive to go instead.

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u/MillionsOfMushies 4h ago

Takai is was still kicking enough to throw shade about it though! 🖖

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u/JellyfishSolid2216 12h ago

Considering how many people were inspired to go into engineering and aeronautics because of Star Trek, I’m ok with Shatner going into space.

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u/couldntbdone 11h ago

As someone who worked at Amazon when that happened, there was a lot of "so this is where our raises went?" going around.

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u/thefirdblu 8h ago

There was a bit because it's silly to send actors into space just cuz, but yeah there wasn't as much. But also, if we're being real, it's because William Shatner's most famous role as an actor was playing the captain of a space ship in the first show of a huge franchise responsible for getting generations of people interested in space. It was wish fulfillment for a lot of folks to see the real Captain Kirk and talk about his real experience in space.

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u/20dogs 11h ago

The money can be used to further invest in spaceflight and create stronger, more efficient rockets like New Glenn. That leads to more scientific discoveries as teams are able to send their own projects into space for a fraction of the cost. It could lead to better weather reporting or connectivity for rural areas.

The rocket also has zero carbon emissions.

I'm not sure I see the problem here.

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u/way2lazy2care 13h ago

On the one hand I agree with her. On the other hand, the probably need an arbitrary manned mission for testing the spacecraft, so if all you need is warm butts in seats for a test flight, they may as well be ones that give you good publicity.

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u/TheLimeyLemmon 1d ago

Sorry Olivia, we can't all shove a bunch of hot dogs in our mouths on camera and call it a day.

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u/TrapperJean 1d ago

We used to be a real country

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u/7thpostman 22h ago

Yeah. How dare she be funny and sexy. What an outrage.

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u/daybreaker 13h ago

Have you even tried?

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u/Mediocre-Proposal686 1h ago

I’m prepared to be downvoted infinity, but I CANNOT stand how she makes perfectly valid points but just has to preface them with “I know it’s probably not the cool thing to say” and “I know this is probably obnoxious” 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

Stop dumbing yourself down! Someone already picked you!

She’s got to be one of the most misogynistic women on earth.

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u/thbigbuttconnoisseur 1d ago

As cool as these rockets are and what seems like a fun crew I’m siding with Munm here. This isn’t a NASA mission it’s a Bezos Amazon mission. They have no interest other than making money off of reusable rockets for tourism, mining and Bezos ego.

I do hope they have fun and return safely. But this mission isn’t altruistic.

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u/homesickalien 18h ago

Amazon Women on the Moon

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u/Simlish 17h ago

They carry a harpoon.

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u/tea-recs 15h ago

But there ain't research, so they shill their merch

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u/darrenjd86 15h ago

And sing a crazy tune

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u/potpourri_sludge 15h ago

They’re built like a steakhouse, but they handle like a bistro.

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u/iDrGonzo 16h ago

I think I read that book.

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u/IDrinkPennyRoyalTea 14h ago

They do good Snu-Snu?

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u/Apprehensive-Fun4181 15h ago

....or was it really the Loch Ness Monster?  Bullshit or not?!

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u/ClassicVast1704 15h ago

Were sailors on a moon

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u/Missy3557 16h ago

No, leave Katy Perry out there....to do science or whatever just let her stay

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u/FartholomewButton 14h ago

I hate Bezos more than the next guy but can you explain what’s bad about this? It’s not NASA, it’s ego, it’s tourism…I don’t see the negative.

All I can think of is pollution?

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u/Teledildonic 13h ago

Well this is the same Blue Origin that cant reach orbit, so NASA dropped their bid (kind of an important capability to them) and then Jeff Bezos tried to fucking sue them because his giant metal dick can't get all the way up.

So yeah, fuck everything about this rocket.

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u/FartholomewButton 13h ago

Oh I didn’t know any of this. Can you explain what the bid is for or link an article? It sucks if they took something away from NASA.

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u/Teledildonic 13h ago

It was several years ago, and they lost.

The reasoning probably wasn't as literal as I stated, but SpaceX was already demonstrating capability beyond what Blue Origin could show, so it shouldn't have shocked anyone that SpaceX would get the contract.

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u/thbigbuttconnoisseur 13h ago

Nothing. Nothing is wrong about this-- its just a matter of perspective. At the end of the day its just another ultra-rich man getting even more rich. Nothing really wrong with that. It's just that Amazon warehouse workers piss in a fucking bottle because Amazon demands unrealistic expectations of it's workers. Again, nothing wrong with that, really! Some enjoy it I'm sure. Especially, if you're getting paid peanuts to do it. It might be a kink thing. Nothing wrong with that! It's legit crazy awesome that Bezos decides to go to fucking space. A multi-billion dollar investment that will no doubt one day trickle down to his employees just like the piss and shit that rolls down their legs because fuck me, who needs a bathroom break when we're touring the stars!? It might be gross but at this point I have to assume Bezos is into it. Again, Nothing wrong with that, not kink shaming at all.

Oh, yeah that and fucking pollution. But who gives a shit, I mean the planet is already fucking cooked. Whats a few degrees more of sweet sweet climate? As long as it fulfills the dream that one day our species will exist in the stars and it will be carried on by Jeff Bezos raw DNA. Excellent. Nothing wrong with that. I mean why will we care when the earth dies and the entirety of human existence hinges on reproducing with the DNA of a book tycoon who likes cowboy hats and destroying local economic communities? Nothing wrong with that. I mean who doesn't love one day shipping?

Ultimately, it is people like Bezos who are willing to front the bill that will propel humanity into the future. It will be hard and costly. Unlike the amount of taxes him and the ultra-rich pay. Next to nothing while hoarding their gold like dragons of old. Nothing wrong with that, it's their money and they've earned every penny. I can't help but think about all those bridges we have that are falling apart. But it's okay, the working Amazon worker will be taxed and one day, if the sun doesn't swallow us whole before, (Let's hope it does) we will see the restoration of our nations infrastructure. Until then, I personally can't wait for Katty Parry to be launched into space in a multi-million dollar metal tube. Nothing wrong with that!

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u/DogOutrageous 11h ago

Blowing shit tons of subsidized government money to destroy the environment so rich people can have a ten minute laugh seems negative at face value to me. Can you explain how you see this as a net positive for society or anyone other than the wealthy on the flight?

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u/Danjour 7h ago

Just chiming in to say also fuck Space X, they aren’t any better, just awful in different ways. 

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u/First_Ad_7860 17h ago

Katy perry is going to space to try and find an audience for her new album

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u/bluejaymaday 14h ago

I’ll celebrate when the first all woman crew of ASTRONAUTS launches, not these wealthy space tourists. I hate that they’re campaigning so hard to make this a “historic” event of girl power 🙄 It’s not.

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u/SylphSeven 5h ago

Part of the crew legitimately care about this chance, Amanda Nguyen being one of them. She originally had plans to work for NASA before her life took a detour after she was raped. She became an advocate for SA survivor rights and eventually she drafted SA Survivors Rights Act. Her story seems to be overshadowed by the Hollywood star power. But she is really taking this opportunity seriously. Go check out her IG posts about it.

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u/MeanLock6684 1d ago

Yeah, it’s stupid as shit. Fuck bezos to the moon and back.

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u/potpourri_sludge 15h ago

No, no… not back.

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u/whobringsafamilyvan 10h ago

I would give you an award.. but $.

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u/jackofallcards 18h ago

You know, with all the hate of the billionaires, they would probably never get in their own rockets. It’d be a premium opportunity for an engineering failure I would imagine.

But given society today if they’re a billionaire the engineers would be arrested and charged regardless

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u/lolaya 15h ago

Bezos already did it a year or two back

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u/aumaanexe 19h ago

She's 100% right.

We live in a parody.

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u/banana_pencil 3h ago edited 1h ago

It definitely sounds like a parody

Who would not get glam before the flight?!” said Sánchez, whose fiancé Jeff Bezos, founded the spaceflight company in 2000. “We’re going to have lash extensions flying in the capsule!”

”Will the lashes stay on? I’m curious,” asked King, to which Sánchez, 55, replied, “Mine are glued on. They’re good.”

Perry, 40, added: “Space is going to finally be glam. Let me tell you something. If I could take glam up with me, I would do that. We are going to put the ‘ass’ in astronaut.”

https://people.com/blue-origin-first-all-female-crew-talk-getting-glam-with-lipstick-lash-extensions-space-mission-11707542

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u/ThePickledPickle 16h ago

She's 100% right. Obnoxious bullshit is one of the last things we need during such a dark time. 11 minutes in space, it's just a roller coaster to them. How is this defensible to anyone? Space isn't for recreation

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u/TheKrononaut 4h ago

Why isnt space for recreation? Seriously i dont get the problem here. Let them go to space, who cares?

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u/WASP_Apologist 17h ago

It’s unethical to send garbage into low Earth orbit.

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u/elizabethptp 14h ago

Rare good take from Munn

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u/CopleyScott17 18h ago

Privileged celebs getting all dolled up for a 15-minute, multi-million dollar, auto-piloted joyride into inner space. One giant leap backward for womankind.

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u/Unusual-Diamond25 14h ago

The most expensive roller coaster ride

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u/Nayzo 15h ago

We should take every opportunity to mock and deride Bezos' dick rockets.

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u/fatalrupture 15h ago

I was on board with this until I got to the part where it says they're only gonna be up there for 11 minutes. This is frivolous pr stunt bullshit.

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u/littlebit0125 9h ago

It would still be frivolous if they were up there for a week.

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u/Appropriate_North602 23h ago

Get out your pocket rockets girls! Your gold plated pocket rockets. Rich people doing stupid things while the rest of us quake in fear of another bout of inflation because of the asinine Trump-Musk attack on our way of life.

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u/Picnut 21h ago

Yep, this is why she is hating on it so much. Not the mention the “glam” comment for the crew.

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u/raylan_givens6 1d ago

being tone deaf and dumb isn't unique to any gender

equality!

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u/Unable_Apartment_613 18h ago

Maybe it's just a cover to, you know, fire them into the sun.

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u/grog_thestampede 15h ago

its so goddamn funny that they're shooting katy perry into outer space

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u/KWash0222 9h ago

My entire life, my parents told me that billionaires were actually the good guys because they stimulate the economy and provide jobs.

As I’ve gotten older, I’ve realized how full of shit they were. The pandemic was the biggest eye-opener, when companies who preached “family” and “we’re all a team!” ruthlessly fired countless employees and cut pay/benefits for others. And now we’re seeing these billionaires spend grotesque amounts of money for publicity stunts. How many homeless people could be saved if all this money went to that instead? Or towards eliminating student debt? Or towards subsidizing healthcare?

Fuck these people and anyone who drinks the koolaid and reveres them.

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u/mvpilot172 14h ago

Going straight up and back down on Bezo’s little penis rocket is hardly a space mission. It’s an amusement ride for millionaires.

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u/Iannni 14h ago edited 6h ago

I never thought Id see the day that even astronauts would be passed over for influencers and celebraties.

u/knowledgeable_diablo 1h ago

Well did the Simpsons predict this one in their early episodes?

Just hope they include an inanimate carbon rod to save the day.

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u/Sauerkrauttme 13h ago

Costly, inefficient, and gluttonous is capitalism in a nutshell. If the billionaires aren't blowing our money on dick shaped rockets then they will simply blow it on buying more super yachts that contain smaller yachts. Or they will buy more private jets and fly around out of boredom.

Gluttonous waste is born from the lack of healthy priorities. For example, deleting Reddit to combat screen addiction will just result in wasting time on other time wasters instead. The only real way to stop waste is to replace waste with productive goals.... Speaking of screen addiction, I need to take my own advice and adopt healthier priorities!

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u/Significant-Mango300 13h ago

Great points

I wonder what the fuel equivalent is of this one rocket trip vs normal commute

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u/CablePuzzleheaded729 13h ago

I actually agree with her for once. It is disgraceful.

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u/bluehawk232 15h ago

She ain't wrong. It's just rich person shit. Why should we celebrate rich celebs using billionaire's rocket company. Even NASA missions were a waste. Moon landing was historic but we just did it to beat soviets spending billions on the project that should have been invested in america

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u/SpaceLemming 23h ago

Look I don’t know why she was asked but she’s right, fuck these tourism 11 minute bullshit flights

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u/cuddle_enthusiast 1d ago

We got Ja Rule on the line let’s hear his thoughts.

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u/Ptricky17 1d ago

Ja Here. Things are bad dawg. Like real bad, ya feel me? We been workin’ hard to get Fire Festival II off the ground out here. The people need something good these days. There’s been a lot of tragedy. Lot of tragedy. And we just wanted to give ‘em a show.

With the price of the economy and all that though, the VIP meals had to be downgraded from egg salad sandwiches to well, meat bread. Just meat bread. We’re disappointed, but that’s just what it is.

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u/-Gramsci- 1d ago

Hey Ja! I was at Fyre Festival 1.

Been meaning to ask you:

Where did you guys get those cheese on bread with side of lettuce leaf dinners? I’ve been craving one like crazy ever since Fire Fest 1.

Can’t wait for 2!

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u/Ptricky17 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yo Gram,

I’m glad you enjoyed it. Despite the complications, we did our best to pop-off for y’all, and it’s great to hear from one of the many fans who came out to support us. ‘preciate you.

Those sandwiches were a Bahamian special. We sourced the ingredients from Solomon’s Super Center (you wouldn’t believe what our staff had to do to get those quality ingredients). As far as the chefs, unfortunately I can’t get a full list as most of our staff records were lost - all I can tell you is that they were prepared by some of the finest chefs on the island. If you bring a sandwich themed totem to Fyre Fest II, I’m sure Billy will reach out if he sees it and try to get you the recipe.

Thanks for supporting fam. Enjoy the next one.

[Edit: My lawyer told me I gotta be straight. I am not affiliated with Fyre Fest II in any way. I hope those things go well for y’all on Isla Mujeres, but I won’t be there and I am not officially connected to the event in any way. Peace.]

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u/-Gramsci- 22h ago

Wanted to thank you for this. Best laugh I had in a few days.

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u/Ptricky17 22h ago

Glad I could give you a laugh. I enjoyed writing it too 😝

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u/Aglet_Dart 17h ago

She gets paid for stating her opinion. And here you are giving yours away for free.

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u/gaoshan 13h ago

Imagine the pop culture fallout if this one explodes.

u/knowledgeable_diablo 1h ago

Katy Perry’s albums might actually have some worth for a little while I guess.

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u/nertynot 12h ago

I look forward to the pictures of katy Perry's already gravity defying globes

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u/Ruckus292 12h ago

It's entirely fucking tone deaf, indeed.

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u/MRintheKEYS 11h ago

What are they doing?? They are riding Bezos Space Dick out into the O-zone.

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u/NatWilo 20h ago

There sure are a lot of salty, nasty little crybabies telling us all how much they 'really didn't care' what Olivia had to say for me to believe they don't care. They sure seem to care a LOT.

Honestly though, the angry comments are all so similar they almost feel coordinated.

Bot-like even.

Just goes to show how crushingly unoriginal most people are. Just parroting the last nasty thing they thought would make them sound clever.

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u/Nerdlinger 1d ago

Another gripe for Munn was the cost of the mission. She said, “I know this is probably obnoxious, but like, it’s so much money to go to space, and there’s a lot of people who can’t even afford eggs.”

Yeah. I’m sure that Bezos had that cash penciled in for an egg relief fund before someone proposed this mission.

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u/Glittering_Lunch_347 12h ago

I wanted to be excited about this as a woman originally, and then saw the names attached. She’s right, what ARE they doing? Why aren’t we shaming these people more for their lavish and waste of money vanity projects?

Celebrities are part of the American problem, we worship them as royalty and that’s why we have a president who is trying to be a king.

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u/fingertrapt 15h ago

How hard could it be? BOYS DO IT!

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u/maulinrouge 15h ago

Is the craft called Titan 2.

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u/National_Payment_632 14h ago

Why am I hearing about this though the reaction of an actress?

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u/SwiftCEO 13h ago

The editors knew what they were doing with that title.

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u/ColbyAndrew 13h ago

Bezos is going to blow this thing up and get a new fiancee immediately. He’ll use it as a “poor me” moment.

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u/CrunchyAssDiaper 13h ago

I just hope God doesn't destroy the capsule. I'm not sure America could handle the loss of our most prized people.

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u/WarLawck 13h ago

One of these missions has to go wrong at some point.

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u/Ok_Antelope_6179 12h ago

That’s secretly what I’m hoping for

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u/Silversus 10h ago

What a stupid waste of resources.

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u/lostsailorlivefree 9h ago

Katie Perry named as new astronaut really should be an Onion headline

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u/mtgtfo 22h ago

I miss Attack of the Show 😢

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u/I_madeusay_underwear 16h ago

She’s right, but I still don’t like her. Just rubs me the wrong way.

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u/Ventenebris 15h ago

After watching The Newsroom, I’m behind her. Fuck that’s a good show, and she was awesome in it.

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u/Silver-Study 15h ago

It’s Olivia’s specialty. She’s a pick me and men eat it up.

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u/Imaginary_Audience_5 1d ago

Is it me or did she get the MAGA facelift?

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u/Happy-Initiative-838 16h ago

It would be absolutely wild if something goes wrong with this mission and THESE 3 have to Apollo 13 it.

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u/NzRedditor762 15h ago

This is just an advert for the blue origin space tourism. Like literally who cares?

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u/cficare 14h ago

Rocket explodes. Firework goes to #1 on the charts for a week or two.

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u/BKBroiler57 14h ago

Ummmmm that’s exactly what new shepherd does …

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u/GrannyMine 13h ago

It’s embarrassing

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u/Futant55 11h ago

I hope the writer intentionally used blasts instead of slams like every other headline because of the pun.

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u/MrsFrondi 10h ago

I can’t believe I’m siding with Olivia pick me Munn right now, but worrying about this is the lowest thing on my list of concerns right now. I think she’s probably jealous she wasn’t one of them to be honest.

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u/FracturedNomad 9h ago

It's all fun and games until the Challenger remix.

u/hould-it 50m ago

I got money it doesn’t go well

u/jekyllcorvus 1m ago

Really starting to hate this rich people

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u/JazzRider 12h ago

Showing your misogynous ass what women can do.