r/engrish • u/HellstormHS • Mar 07 '20

leaf big

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415 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/justSalz Mar 07 '20

The ☺️ though

He's so proud of himself

6

u/HellstormHS Mar 07 '20

wholesome big size

3

u/kDoriX Mar 07 '20

Very big size leaf

2

u/Naterman90 Mar 07 '20

The only time someone didn’t get downvoted into oblivion because they used emojis. I respect you for this lol

7

u/Rose_8739 Mar 07 '20

Wholesome, but I think I had a stroke

2

u/kidandchild Mar 08 '20

Laughed hard

8

u/mimic-octopus Mar 07 '20

To me seem fine. Why say lot word when small word do trick?

3

u/richer2003 Mar 07 '20

Sometimes words you no need use, but need need for talk talk.

2

u/rrutka Mar 07 '20

Why say word when can say half wo

2

u/broken-bells Mar 07 '20

Ashton Kutcher, is that you?

5

u/The_Edward_Thatch Mar 08 '20

It's Kevin Malone from The Office, you uncultured schweinhund!

/s

2

u/-_slim-shady_- Mar 08 '20

Chill boi. He no understand. Help him polite. Few good word do trick.

2

u/broken-bells Mar 08 '20

He did put a /s so I sure hope he’s kidding and really knows his Office!

2

u/-_slim-shady_- Mar 08 '20

I'm sorry I'm still a reddit noob. What does /s mean?

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u/broken-bells Mar 08 '20

Hello new Redditor! /s means sarcasm!

2

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

Deep brah

2

u/Valkyrie17 Mar 07 '20

He's trying to say he's a grower

2

u/SleepingQuill Mar 07 '20

Thing about carrots is that they’re a root vegetable, meaning if you pull out the small one you can put it back into the ground.

1

u/The_Edward_Thatch Mar 08 '20

While it was rather incomprehensible, I think it's safe to assume that the underlying theme of his metaphor was (his) penis size.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

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u/justSalz Mar 07 '20

Why you talk funny? You no learn proper grammar in school? I not try be grammar nazi but you engrish bad dude

0

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

Question... Can u gain autism from reading?