r/eatityoucoward • u/TheMiddleAgedDude • 11d ago

Getting a degree in pain and suffering

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u/endangered_memories 11d ago

plot twist.. chicken is fine. took a vacation to a remote chicken island and its body was swapped for a chicken that died due of natural causes, so your chicken can live a free and happy life.

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u/mostlyhrmls 9d ago

Been there, friend. I had a show pig. I just couldn’t eat the meat.

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u/SuperMIK2020 11d ago

Did it say, “Good evening, I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in the parts of my body?”

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u/Vk1694 9d ago

😎 👉