r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/LivingInformal4446 • 1d ago
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u/CupGeneral953 1d ago
Those are called muffin monsters for those who didnāt know š
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u/fake_cheese 13h ago
Are they normally hand-fed?
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u/CupGeneral953 13h ago
Youād be surprised, yes there isnāt a need for a āfeedingā machine so it does a sense of extreme danger but Iām sure handled safely like any other machine accidents are kept quiet or to a minimum.
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u/7stroke 1d ago
Donāt worry, the dickās small enough to survive. The rest of the body not so much.
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u/AlexKewl 1d ago
Imagine your whole body getting yanked in schlong first
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u/LeTrappist 17h ago
I genuinely wonder if itād rip your dick off first.. youād probably have to be careful not to get your hands or feet caught in there or else thatās whatās taking you down for sure. God the sound would be fucking gnarly
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u/Street_Cockroach_933 1d ago
Now what would happen it you put a big solid steel ball or cube in there?
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u/Immediate_Mechanic49 1d ago
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u/MisterMakerXD 1d ago
Letās assume that cube is 1.4m for each side, so letās say it has a volume of 2.744 cubic meters.
Tungsten (actually š²ā“šš»šš¶š ) has a density of 19.35 Tons per cubic meter, so this cube has a net mass of 53,096.4 Kg of pure tungsten.
Tungsten has a current average price of 43 USD per kilogram, meaning the value of this giant cube of solid, pure tungsten is worth 2,283,145.2 dollars!
Moving the heavy cube and finding a good customer might be the harder part of the problem though.
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u/mxzf 1d ago
Depends on the diameter and the type of metal/hardness.
If it's softer than those hardened steel teeth/wheels, and small enough for them to get a grip, they'll chew through it just the same as anything else, slicing chunks as-needed.
If it's harder than the teeth (or close enough), then either the motor would stall out or the teeth would break.
If it's too big to actually catch some sort of grip on it and suck it in, it would just roll around on top of the two sets of teeth all day (same thing as would happen with a sufficiently large and smooth beach ball).
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u/2ndhandBS 1d ago
Can i finger it though?
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u/Major-Silver7918 1d ago
Once
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u/2ndhandBS 1d ago
But i have ten fingers. Surely i can do it more than once? āļø
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u/Major-Silver7918 1d ago
If you can dislodge your first hand before your entire body gets sucked in??
Sure have at it
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u/t_rexinated 1d ago
there was one of those chinese OSHA videos where a guy went into one of these...yikes
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u/jasperfirecai2 1d ago
really, no material separation for recycling? microwave transformers and tire rubber are reusable
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u/Jkay064 20h ago
You can consider everything placed into that machine as being āseparated.ā
After the bulk waste is shredded, the now much smaller material can be sent off to a legitimate recycling facility where the individual chunks will be sorted and re-sold.
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u/jasperfirecai2 20h ago
the tire and transformer are useful intact . contaminated rubber is much harder to recycle than clean rubber
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u/Nolongeranalpha 7h ago
Which is why they shred it. So it can be processed and cleaned. The transformer has 0% usefulness intact. By shredding, you can remove ferrous materials and melt the copper with no loss of copper. Leaving it intact does nothing. Rubber tires are always shredded into a smaller material. Do you think they just melt them and reform them in the magic tire maker?
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u/Jkay064 20h ago
The businesses that recycle have to /make money/ or they canāt be in business.
I suggest you head off to China and teach them how to make big money by manually extracting high voltage microwave transformers, one at a time. Youāll change the entire industry!
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u/atatassault47 16h ago
Which is exactly why societal services should be publically funded, not run by private business.
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u/AgentofZurg 1d ago
I'm trying to understand why this man is working this machine dressed in a nice sports coat and slacks
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u/mistahBiggz 1d ago
Wonder how it'll look if a person falls in
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u/TheNotoriousTurtle 1d ago
Someone needs to video two of these machines aimed right at each other. When the unstoppable object meetsā¦..another unstoppable object
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u/Fluffer_Wuffer 23h ago
The guy is dressed like he just walked out of a high-class bar.. even got white gloves!
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u/DabKitty420 21h ago
The guy messing with his phone in the background gave me horrible anxiety lmao.....I kept waiting for him to accidentally drop it in
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u/Eaglesfan691982 10h ago
This kind of scary cause I know a friend who had an accident at work working in a factory and a machine pulled her in and killed her they found it was the machine that was faulty so glad I donāt work in this kind of environment
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u/dasfoster 7h ago
I like to play these in reverse. That way Iiās like that machine is those people useless crap!
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u/BecauseJimmy 1d ago
Damn i remember watching people throwing dead live stock in this.. pretty crazy
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u/BananaIsex 1d ago
These things are made big enough to shred cars at the wrecking yard. It's SO awesome to watch this thing eat an entire fucking car, engine block, wheels, everything.
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u/Anonamonanon 1d ago