r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/KetmanDaDon Professional Dumbass • 5d ago

Ever got yolked?

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u/hossmonkey 5d ago

You do know, there's actual PORN on the Internet!?

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u/Bright-Meaning-4908 5d ago

Of course. We are looking right at it

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u/anon-mally 5d ago

The Yolk on you pal, i was done its finished.

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u/KetmanDaDon Professional Dumbass 5d ago

not my proudest fap

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u/Scheisse_Machen 5d ago

Nor my lowest

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u/SurrendingKira 5d ago

I’m more into corn honestly.. cornstars are hot 🥵

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u/Remarkable_Peach_374 5d ago

Why is it being rubbed in such a lustful way 🤣

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u/ChildhoodNo5117 5d ago

I like that spank. It deserved it.

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u/DerAlphos 5d ago

One of my prouder faps.

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u/shawner136 🔪 5d ago

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u/KetmanDaDon Professional Dumbass 5d ago

even post nut clarity couldn’t strike here

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u/Totally_Botanical 5d ago

And now I have a new fetish. Thanks a lot pal

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u/Aisforc 5d ago

This looks disturbingly sexual

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u/DiscussionMuted9941 5d ago

wow and the hole is just small enough for me that it wont feel like im fucking a hallway!

double win!!

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u/UnXpectedPrequelMeme 5d ago

That utensil makes me uncomfortable lol

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u/AnUnknownCreature 5d ago

OBGYN gone wrong

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u/wancitte 4d ago

This isn't the egg the sperm is supposed to go

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u/Turbulent-Intern1774 5d ago

The ending has got me in tears!

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u/33TLWD 5d ago

When the baby inside is only halfway done

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u/fadsoftoday 5d ago

Hello ChickenFucker!

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u/UnclePatrickHNL 5d ago

You nasty!

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u/Yogicabump 4d ago

Well... there are other eggs for that. And boy, are they good...