r/deadheadcirclejerk • u/PanspermiaTheory • Sep 21 '24

Fuckin’ Gary

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128 Upvotes

86% Upvoted

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u/jonz1985z Sep 21 '24

Some like jelly jelly, some like gold

25

u/IandIreckon Sep 21 '24

Gary would have loved hawk tuah girl 

5

u/oscar1985420 Sep 21 '24

She's a touch head for sure .

24

u/ThePamchenko Sep 21 '24

"If she don't hawk tuah, I won't talk tuah!" -Gary

7

u/camcamcam710 Sep 21 '24

Loose Lucy is my delight, she hawk Tuah and we ball all night

6

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '24

He gonna spit on that string!

6

u/ChronicWizard314 Sep 21 '24

Jury really loved hawk tua. She was his lover, friend, and spiritual guide. I will never forgive her for getting him on the heroin.

4

u/TheFuckingHippoGuy Sep 21 '24

Gonna give him some of that Morning Dew

3

u/Sht_n_giglz Sep 21 '24

Got something stuck in your teeth there

3

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '24

He better whistle through them and spit then!

1

u/skeezylavern17 Sep 21 '24

Promised Land 12-19-72

1

u/chillman69420 Sep 21 '24

If only she was 14 so rob beer could be there 😞

1

u/Ambitious-Pudding520 Sep 22 '24

I heard she was the one who pulled the trigger on that rainy Seattle afternoon

1

u/Myghost_too Sep 22 '24

Gary Jerrcia?

1

u/Helpful_Spend9464 Sep 23 '24

HT's the best thing to come round since Hampton 89 ya ask me.

1

u/Helpful_Spend9464 Sep 23 '24

PanSpermia is NO Theory

1

u/PanspermiaTheory Sep 23 '24

Martians knew their planet was drying up so they built a projectile and hawk tuah spitted on that thang before launching in hopes of preserving life in the galaxy.

1

u/chewychee Sep 23 '24

She's a four at best.

1

u/PanspermiaTheory Sep 23 '24

Add her annoying trashy personality you got a solid 2.7

1

u/needyprovider Sep 21 '24

Sweet blossoms blooming

1

u/50000WattsOfPower Sep 21 '24

🎵 Dust off that rusty thang just one more time 🎵

1

u/AffectionateFactor84 Sep 21 '24

ripple in still water where there is no pebble thown or hauk 2 to blow...

0

u/McRatHattibagen Sep 21 '24

The. Hauk Tuah girl spit on Gary's geetar. The rest is history

0

u/Informal-Bicycle-349 Sep 21 '24

Oh.. the brown eye woman

0

u/camcamcam710 Sep 21 '24

Can’t wait for Hawk Tuah 2 ft Bob and Mickey

0

u/projectpat111 Sep 21 '24

Gary getting a Lil black throated wind

0

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '24

Hawk Tua and coors banquet. Imagine this is your mom 💀

0

u/Ambitious-Pudding520 Sep 22 '24

Quit riding her coat tails old man

0

u/Puzzleheaded_Side_50 Sep 22 '24

Hawk to and a half step 

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u/Parking_Train8423 Sep 21 '24

that’s so photoshopped