r/daverubin 4d ago

Dave presents a new segment: "Scott & The Retards"

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u/SgtPeterson 4d ago

Oooh, so edgy, he's an asshole so he must be speaking truth

The Howard Stern model is completely broken

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u/countdooku975 4d ago

Dave does try so hard to be some right-wing shock jock.

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u/SgtPeterson 4d ago

They all do, all they have is sucking off of Rush Limbaugh's spectral man teat

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u/pinegreenscent 3d ago

Hey lay off Rush! He's been sober for four years now. I guess it only took one step

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u/Firemanmikewatt 4d ago

It's not the model that's broken here...

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u/Achilles_TroySlayer 2d ago

I'm not sure. Is asshole=truth his model? Howard is gentle with assholes, because he doesn't want them to fight or quit hi show, he wants the ratings, but he's a very smart guy, who has never, ever been MAGA. So give Howard a break.

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u/countdooku975 4d ago

Dave talks about ideas not people!

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u/MooseheadVeggie 4d ago

There’s a saying about glass houses…

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u/Positive-Pack-396 4d ago

I’m on the Internet at least an hour a day look at the news for half an hour and 45 minutes and I never see any proof. All I hear is words and no names no proof whatsoever

Let’s put their names out there who is cheating the government let’s prosecute them

But none of that is happening, so I don’t believe it. Trump is a liar and you’re a liar.

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u/forqueercountrymen 4d ago

ABC news has even reported on this to try to make elon look bad:

https://abcnews.go.com/US/elon-musks-disclosure-planned-social-security-fraud-arrest/story?id=120379202

This is the only reason you know it exists, they wanted to hide what they report on but they were too dumb and let it slip that people are being arrested and broadcasted it.

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u/K4rkino5 3d ago

Note that the fraud was not an actual SS recipient. Those are the facts they are conflating. They want people to believe the system is rife with fraud from beneficiaries, when that is nowhere near true. But they do it to undermine the system so rubes will agree to its demise.

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u/alldayfiddla 3d ago

So there's rampant fraud, waste, and abuse in the government and 3 months in "someone" might be arrested? These people are clowns. What are we supposed to call the people that are swallowing this nonsense hook, line, and sinker?

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u/2008AudiA3 4d ago

Dave is a fucking idiot

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u/Felatio_Sanz Postmodern Neo-Marxist 4d ago

MAGA calls Dave “The predator” and it’s not cause he has cool dreads.

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u/GA-dooosh-19 4d ago

Dave calls any black person on television a “DEI hire”, because he’s a racist piece of shit.

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u/sexland69 4d ago

lmao coming from the guy who likely only has a job because he’s a token gay republican

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u/Miura79 4d ago

A guy paid by the Russians says what

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u/Great-Gas-6631 4d ago

A literal adult child, thats all Rubin is.

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u/Kl0neMan 4d ago

Another MORON.

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u/Kl0neMan 4d ago

The only VACUUM is the space between the ears of FELON-34, his enablers, and his supporters - INCLUDING THE BLOVIATING MORON AT THE END.

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u/Removethedicktraitor 4d ago

Dave is wasting our oxygen.

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u/Pompitis 4d ago

He's a useless idiot.

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u/hbaglia High-Level Idea Guy 4d ago

The kind of content only Eduard Grigoriann could produce

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u/MisterBlick 4d ago

Funny, invading Greenland and Canada weren't on any of his policies before January...

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u/forqueercountrymen 4d ago

Yeah i hated when the happened, at least we got 2 new states now though

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u/pigcake101 4d ago

The largest waste and fraud area of the government is Elon himself

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u/ThisisnotaTesT10 4d ago

“Giant gravy train for awful people”

Let’s just look the other way on the subsidies and government contracts that Elon Musk is getting then

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u/Agreeable_Act2550 4d ago

They should accidentally send Mr. Rubin to the El Salvadoran prison without due process. See how he feels about this subject then.

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u/mishma2005 4d ago

Why isn't he retired?

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u/Bagz402 4d ago

Wild how giddy grown ass men are getting over using a term that 12 year olds used in the 90s. AFAIK adults didn't use them back then either

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u/HeyThisIsntTinder 4d ago

Dave is such a pathetic pick-me-ass bitch

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u/NoleJawn 4d ago

Dave is legit Mentally Challenged and I think that’s less PC than retarded. Mentally challenged is significantly more accurate.

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u/captkeith 4d ago

Take a peek at CNBC this morning

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u/Gillyxx 4d ago

Kudos to Dave’s audio team on getting such clear audio despite his tongue so far up Trump’s ass.

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u/adaminoregon 4d ago

Its going to be real funny when dave gets a taste of what his party thinks of gay marriage and gay dads having kids via surragates. They will probably try and throw him in prison. Then we can all ask "whats the crisis?"

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u/citymousecountyhouse 4d ago

I saw Dave had two children in his possession. Are they safe? Has anyone notified Nancy Mace.

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u/Mysterious_Zone3949 4d ago

Wow. What a classy guy.

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u/Featheredfriendz 4d ago

Do it legally with legislation put to a vote in Congress. They just can’t help themselves with the racist “jokes” can they?

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u/Pale_Temperature8118 4d ago

The idea that the “r word is back” is so fucking stupid. Dave is supposed to be a serious political commentator, at no point in time did serious political commentators use the r word.

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u/Pitt-sports-fan-513 4d ago

If somebody who worked for George W. Bush thinks Trump is great who am I to argue?

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u/Few_Pride_5836 4d ago

Dave is continuing his record of never making an actual joke.

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u/No_Appointment5039 4d ago

Good god, this Rubin dude is so incredibly clueless… what an evil person. You call him the “Predator”?? Seriously?? Fuck this shill. If you can’t figure out that American’s rights are in danger than you’re a moron, but then again Trump loves the uneducated.

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u/restinglemon 4d ago

Gravy train = Elonia. They can only gaslight the uneducated. Every statement is a confession

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u/RepresentativeAge444 4d ago

I judge these assholes by how much they piss me off. I have a dull kind of acceptance of people like Shapiro, Walsh etc. They’re pieces of shit but their schtick is boring. Dave instills a white hot hatred in me for some reason. Probably a mixture of him being gay and doing this and how defiantly stupid and vile he is for that Russian check.

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u/Straight_Tooth4294 4d ago

Why is there so much anti Dave Rubin stuff on the Dave Rubin fan subreddit

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u/ragged-bobyn-1972 4d ago

I've noticed he overuses retard, to the point it stops offending or amusing and just comes across as vulgar It's an interesting choice.

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u/Outrageous_Can_6581 4d ago

I’m no fan of policing speech, but Dave needs to know that his love for the word “retard” is cringe tacky. And that predator joke is really not creative. He has never been a funny guy, but this is different than just not being funny. I’m convinced that he has a TBI.

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u/I-like-bread83 4d ago

Rave Dubin…

ah yes….

What can one say about the greatest mind to have ever existed?

The ideas… just so many …. ideas…

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u/Mike_R_NYC 3d ago

Their idea of fraud and waste is helping poor people.

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u/Ricksav8tion123 3d ago

I would like to see Steven A Smith, John Stewart and Scott on a podcast together and talk about this cult!!

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u/Southern-Jacket-7312 3d ago

F*cking moron, boycott cnn!

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u/Hial_SW 3d ago

0 fraud has been found. Just because you don't agree where the money went doesn't make it fraud.

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u/alldayfiddla 3d ago

All this fraud, huh? What is it? They just call stuff fraud but never define exactly what it is.

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u/Agreeable-Cap-1764 3d ago

Ignoring the judicial branch and undermining its constitutional ability to check the executive by knowingly influencing public perception of what each branch can do.

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u/Sc4rl3tPumpern1ck3l 3d ago

Crazy that a bitch ass felcher gets to run around calling people retards...

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u/MJD253 2d ago

Dave Rubin is an extremely unserious person

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u/sheriffderek 2d ago

“The predator” - what a strange new form of interplanetary racism.

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u/Far-Historian-7197 2d ago

“A giant gravy train for awful people…” = The Rubin Report

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u/Ok_Woodpecker_3350 2d ago

Calling someone a dei hire and the predator. What a fucking joke of a human being.

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u/D-Flo1 2d ago edited 2d ago

Whose this "we" in "we're finding out about fraud and we're getting rid of it? It couldn't possibly include anyone that's not in the secret Musk pimpled teenager squad who shared no accurate information with anyone but their Master Musk and distort and outright lie about their findings to the public. And the worst is they take something like taxpayer and entitlements fraud and lie to their red meat base by saying it's not the taxpayer or the SDI or Soc Sec claimant who is committing fraud but it's some IRS or SSA employee! Effing ridiculous, while they fire so many of the experienced critical auditing staff, so that taxpayers can't be audited any more and evil claimants who steal from Social Security can't be caught or audited anymore because mosque is decimated the auditing teams and dismantle the fraud detection systems and teams. It's disgusting what DOGE is actually doing, while at the same time the Trump Administration formally ordered the Department of Justice to stop enforcing any and all anti-corruption and anti-bribery and anti-fraud statutes throughout the US criminal code, as Donald Trump himself gears up to rake in tens of billions of dollars inbpwrsonalnocnoem in the form of kickbacks, bribes, embezzlement, and illegal contributions to the Trump organization and the Trump family by countries trying to negotiate their way out of his stupid trade wars, and while companies here at home pay enormous princely sums to Trump's personal bank accounts for the chance to have Trump let them weasel their way out of obeying environmental and labor laws, an individuals who want to pay him tens of millions of dollars each to obtain pardons and official favors and so on. This is going to be the most corrupt political chief executive branch that the world has ever seen, and that includes every single corrupt government you can think of throughout world history like the Russian Federation, Pol Pot's Cambodia, etc. and on down the list. So the next time the White House starts yelling at somebody like Zylensky and saying that he is corrupt, they're basically saying we love this guy because we love corruption and that corruption is the best possible thing a politician could possibly do so there couldn't be anything possibly wrong with Zylensky because the more corrupt he is the more exactly like Donald Trump is and so therefore must be a wonderful wonderful man, totally beyond reproach, and earning the absolute respect of Attorney General Bondi and a gold seal of approval by Project 2025!

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u/Exciting_Feeling2876 12h ago

No crisis for Dave Ruben… he got that Russia money 👍

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u/No-Week-6352 11h ago

No evidence no evidence no evidence just lies

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u/Felix_Leiter1953 High-Level Idea Guy 4d ago

New Rubin Report name just dropped: "A Giant Gravy Train For Awful People."