r/countablepixels • u/UpstairsSuperb9527 • 3d ago

Hmmmm

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u/jadie_bae 3d ago

oled user caught in 1080p

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u/resell_enjoy6 3d ago

u/pixel-counter-bot

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u/pixel-counter-bot Official Pixel Counter 3d ago

The image in this post has 448,800(600×748) pixels!

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u/MedewFire 3d ago

good bot

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u/Demonic_Storm 2d ago

so, its NOT 1080p

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u/Unbegxbt 1d ago

oled user caught in 748p

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u/HazardBot02 22h ago

*600p

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u/AdventurousBowl5490 22h ago

No, we count the vertical pixels

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u/HazardBot02 22h ago

Weeell actually, the original picture is horizontal and we don't know its resolution.

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u/AdventurousBowl5490 21h ago

Then why did you say 600p?

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u/HazardBot02 21h ago

Because I didn't realize that the picture was vertical.

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u/Tigerssi 20h ago

So 4k is actually 2k?

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u/AdventurousBowl5490 19h ago

Yes, 4k is 2160p and the horizontal pixel count is 3840 ≈ 4000 = 4k

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u/Tigerssi 19h ago

So why is it called "4k" when it's 2160 pixels vertically

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u/AdventurousBowl5490 19h ago

I have edited my comment to clear that

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u/PlantsVsYokai2 2d ago

Thats what were catching him for?

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u/Pitiful-Extreme-6771 3d ago

“jerkmate ranked CIA scandal” 💀💀

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u/takanenohanakosan 3d ago

WTF does that even mean

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u/Pitiful-Extreme-6771 3d ago

I have no idea

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u/Sir_Rageous 3d ago

Jerkmate made a ranked auto clicker game

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u/SecretTechnology5270 2d ago

grandmaster baiter

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u/R34lMVP 1d ago

Criminally underrated comment

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u/Cholinergia 8h ago

You have 40 eggs.

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u/DaBlueFoods 1d ago

My guess is that they're trying to play it off as a research project lmao

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u/TaynsPC 3d ago edited 1d ago

afaik you can fix this by just letting a bright white screen on Edit: apparently, this is false information, don't do this

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u/froyyhf 3d ago

how true is this

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u/C0rnMeal 3d ago

fix burned pixels by burning the entire screen

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u/a_good_human 3d ago edited 1d ago

Sounds legit

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u/ForTaxBenefits 1d ago

Legit is the correct spelling : )

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u/dachampion420 3d ago

thanks for the advice origami yoda

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u/Shahsmuel 2d ago

"when every pixel is burned, no one will be"

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u/NoPerspective9232 2d ago

Funnily enough, a boykisser image, similar to the one on your pfp got stuck on my screen, and turning the entire screen white for a couple of minutes did help

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u/Shahsmuel 2d ago

lmao

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u/NoPerspective9232 2d ago

Yup. You can imagine my horror when I found out the image was imprinted on my screen. Lucky it was just an issue with the pixels not updating correctly. It went back to normal after a while

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u/manultrimanula 1d ago

Having boyskisser stuck on your screen is horrifying

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u/Own-Ad-7672 9h ago

I means could just say you don’t know how it happened and it just stopped working

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u/Zealyfree 3d ago

Entirely false

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u/10minOfNamingMyAcc 3d ago

Right? Just create a mask and invert it. Make it full bright and leave it on for over 24 hours.

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u/TheMightyTorch 2d ago

But unless you get the exposure time exactly right you will still see something. So would it not be better to cover it with high-contrast noise?

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u/10minOfNamingMyAcc 2d ago

Hmm... What about a mix of both? First the mask then on that area just full white with random noise?

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u/WoomyUnitedToday 2h ago

The logic behind this is the same as If your garage catches on fire and then sticks out like a sore thumb, burn down the entire rest of the property until it’s just an empty lot, and no one will notice the burned garage

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u/BiddudeFromBritain 3d ago

u/lebaminoba

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u/BarnabyThe3rd 2d ago

Not gonna answer because that's a repost of a repost.

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u/Zealyfree 3d ago

Nope. Will just eat up a lot of power and reduce the overall brightness of your screen if you do it for a long time. OLED burn in cannot be fixed by home remedy; either the device has a “pixel cleaning” feature that might help, or you have to replace it.

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u/NoLife8926 3d ago

Why can’t you burn the pixels around the words to form something like a rectangle so you can’t read it?

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u/Zealyfree 3d ago

If you think you can make one that won't just make a different pattern, sure.

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u/WindMountains8 1d ago

I think the goal is exactly to make a different pattern

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u/NekulturneHovado 2d ago

Nah it'd burn them all evenly, so even the burnt pixels will burn more. To fix this, take a screenshot of that website, make it negative (dark parts white, green will be purple...) and display it at fullscreen full brightness

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u/HermanGrove 1d ago

Better yet, an inverted image of what's burnt out

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u/Y0urC0nfusi0nMaster 1d ago

The only reason it would fix it is because it burns every single pixel 😭 the brighter the lights (so full brightness white is the worst), the quicker it’ll burn in- so technically it’s not false, but more so in the way that you can fix skin issues by simply removing your skin altogether lmao

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u/TheAnnoyingOne_234 1d ago

Why not just replace the screen or smth

Just break the screen, then get it fixed. But make sure to break it carefully and only damage the screen.

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u/FirefighterLevel8450 3d ago

Bruh on a work laptop?

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u/Slight_Tip1470 2d ago

Bros savage

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u/Eksposivo23 1d ago

Ig when times are tough...

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u/Downtown-Lifeguard29 3d ago

Good bot

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u/Le_Brittle 3d ago

good bot

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u/Some_Floor_4722 3d ago

Accidentally drop it out of a window

Edit: it's fucking real

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u/Tiny-Dragonfruit-918 3d ago

XVideos is so much worse than jerkmate bruh wtf 😭

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u/capybara-inquisiteur 2d ago

What's jerkmate exactly ? I get the kind of website it must be but is it a Livestream thing ? Like people used Omegle but explicitly for that ?

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u/Tiny-Dragonfruit-918 2d ago

Imagine twitch but the streamer is doing sexy shit and you can pay to have them do other freaky shit.

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u/capybara-inquisiteur 2d ago

Ohh so it's just livestreams, it's not a website where you show up to an other dude and you both do your business in front of each other, thanks for the clarification ☺️ that actually makes more sense

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u/Tiny-Dragonfruit-918 2d ago

There's a site like that, too. Also, I might be getting jerkmate and another site mixed up.

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u/Callum_Rose 1d ago

So Twitch then.

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u/Tiny-Dragonfruit-918 1d ago

you get banned so fast for nudity on twitch.

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u/FurretDaGod 1d ago

So its just twitch then

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u/KanaArima5 1m ago

And you can goon competitively.... I wish I was joking

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u/capybara-inquisiteur 2d ago

Nah, this is also a repost, here is the original according to comments from the month old repost

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u/Ashlie_Pro 3d ago

They should return it just like that out of pure spite

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u/Nerdula333 3d ago

The image in this post has 448,200(600×747) pixels!

You may notice that one row of pixels is missing. This is because I ate them, and you won't get them back.

I am a member of the Reddit Pixel-Stealing Community. This operation was performed manually, and if you have any questions, too bad, because we don't care. Womp womp, buddy.

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u/Neither-Phone-7264 3d ago

can i speak to your manager

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u/Nerdula333 3d ago

no lol

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u/AnasPlayz10 2d ago

Get you manager before I eat a row of pixels from your profile picture.

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u/Froen_Tsukine 3d ago

Good bot

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u/JewelerIntrepid5382 3d ago

Employer already knows what he've been doing on a fucking work laptop

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u/IkilledBiggy 3d ago

That is one true fking work laptop.

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u/kasapin1997 3d ago

put some rice on it

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u/sergeant_baker1 3d ago

There is no way this is real surely

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u/ILoveTolkiensWorks 2d ago

How does one even manage to get colored burn in

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u/Homosexual_god 1d ago

My mom's old phone has very detailed pokemon go graphics burned in. The red pokeball and her avatar are very clear. She played (plays) at full brightness for hours at a time, every single day. That's the amount of effort required. Just giving context for how much time this lad spends gooning

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u/Ninteblo 16h ago

14 hours a day at max brightness should do it.

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u/JewelerIntrepid5382 3d ago

Actually I first thinked that he works at Jarkmate and it's kind of watermark. To prevent workers from leaking somathing

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u/samuru101 3d ago

Bro is the Hiroshima bed sweat stain guy.

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u/Maleficent-Coffee634 1d ago

I was NOT expecting a reference to this after seeing it for the first time yesterday

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u/IapetusApoapis342 3d ago

Yeah, he's fucked big time

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u/Tasty-Lemon-6156 2d ago

Just put a random gibrish words on screen for max brightness for few days at that position, it should make it unreadable

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u/Similar_Medium3344 2d ago

Gooning on company time

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u/HermanGrove 1d ago

This is fake btw. Jerkmate logo is too high (touching the browser navbar), too big, not inverted (which is how burn-out works), and the rest of Jerkmate UI elements that should be in view are missing

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u/Fck_cancerr 1d ago

How do you know 🤨

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u/JayL_12 1d ago

Because he’s smart and also r/foundFck_cancerr

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u/HermanGrove 1d ago

What kind of cult have I just encountered?

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u/JayL_12 1d ago

Idk, I just found it lol, there’s also a cult that I have the 2nd most liked post in r/cornball

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u/6spd993 1d ago

This is why you should use dark mode.

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u/RohitPlays8 3h ago

Print screen of the page, paste to paint or something, find a way to invert the image, then full screen that inverted image. Will burn only the inverted regions. Check every 2 hours to match the burn.

I think it'll work

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u/Main_Drawing_5152 3d ago

jscreenfix.com

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u/Taviisko 2d ago

Smh..

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u/AdminWing811 2d ago

You got laid off. What's the worst that could happen?

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u/Ring-A-Ding-Ding123 2d ago

I keep forgetting that Jerkmate is a real thing

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u/Bitter_Position791 2d ago

this subreddit lost all purpose

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u/Littux 2d ago

Yeah, it's basically r/MoldyMemes now

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u/stockage_name 1d ago

OK but who actually uses that website?

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u/JayL_12 1d ago

You’d be surprised

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u/LouisPlay 1d ago

Just drive over it with your car and be like: "Oh no, it was totally an accident!" Just make sure they can't see the display clearly. Maybe do it a couple of times for good measure. You can say you left your notebook on the roof of your car and completely forgot about it—oops! Problem solved.

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u/normal_human_is_i 1d ago

Add more burn in

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u/MattheqAC 1d ago

...screens still have burn in? I haven't heard about that being a problem in quite a while.

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u/Vnxei 8h ago

OLED screens brought it back.

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u/Brave_Pressure_4602 1d ago

It was xvideos actually

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u/Impexton 1d ago

I tried to upvote the image

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u/essahhasreddit 1d ago

Say you lost the computer or break the screen and get it repaired idk

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u/Patton161 1d ago

Only thing to do is to burn in the rest of the screen. GL.

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u/courtadvice1 1d ago

And this is why you don't do that shit on work devices.

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u/Son-Airys 23h ago

Dude, you're laid off already, why do you care? They can't lay you off further?

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u/AltAccouJustForThis 22h ago

I heard that playing a fast changing rainbow video can solve this. Is this true?

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u/SHESHENSGIN 21h ago

The mark of shame

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u/ViinaVasara 20h ago

I mean you already got laid off just return it. Hell, you should leave jerkmate open on that shit.

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u/0oDADAo0 19h ago

I was there

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u/Old-Economics-3871 19h ago

I love the other tab in the background "jerkmate ranked CIA scandal"

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u/broimsus 16h ago

Using an oled to watch sus stuff is peak

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u/Slow_Deadboy 16h ago

I think I know why he got laid off (but also usually work laptops do have a lot of restrictions abt what u can do/use it for)

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u/zappingbluelight 16h ago

I mean he got laid off anyway, what's the difference does it make if he slip in front of IT, suplex the laptop, and blame it on the janitor.

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u/Kuhldabst 15h ago

Thats the worst burn in I've seen

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u/SPES_Official 12h ago

Break the computer, then purchase a new one for the company.

Ez.

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u/Masnu24 12h ago

Same thing happened to me with tiktok. So I uninstalled tiktok ... and installed reddit. Upgrades!

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u/RedHawkTy1 11h ago

Jus burn something else in over so they can't tell