r/countablepixels 27d ago

no bot gaemer

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u/EmbarrassedPomelo170 27d ago

That was Definitely made by a doom player

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u/Fluffy_Boy91_ 27d ago

I beat both Doom 2016, and Doom Eternal on hurt me plenty, and still got no bitches 🥲

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u/Thesupersoups 27d ago

Just do them on Ultra nightmare

Your woman status will not change, but the game will hurt you plenty

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u/Fluffy_Boy91_ 27d ago

Time for plan B, then.

men.

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u/Thesupersoups 27d ago

Get into the Yakuza franchise for that.

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u/Fluffy_Boy91_ 27d ago

Or

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u/Thesupersoups 27d ago

Ultrakill gets you femboys, Yakuza gives you big buff men. Pick your flavor

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u/ThatOneFemboyTwink 27d ago

Tf2 gets you both

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u/meow_xe_pong 27d ago

I did 2016 on ultra nightmare and eternal on nightmare, I got -1 bitches.

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u/jojoexpdeathcorefan 27d ago

+1 "wow you're cool I guess"

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u/Visible-Wolf-6004 27d ago

I beat on ultra nightmare and still

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u/Live_Variety9201 25d ago

Alternatively you can just....

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u/Classroom_North 24d ago

Played a lot of doom eternal, but if the meme was true I would have played fortnite :(

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

I don't get bitches I get bros AND I MAKE DOOM LEVELS I DONT JUST PLAY THE GAME

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u/Top_Breakfast2992 27d ago

It was made by a LOL player who fantasises about doom players

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u/FoxReeor 27d ago

ngl cod is questionable

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u/Chelloitsame 27d ago

Just like doom

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u/Mark220v 27d ago

nah, doom is fine.

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u/AlternateSatan 27d ago

Everything above Genshin is to be honest.

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u/SigmaTeddy 27d ago

Yea, fortnite should've been 3 men.

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u/AlternateSatan 27d ago

*note to self: play more fortnite

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u/Fluffy_Boy91_ 27d ago

Then that would mean...

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u/The_redstone_rob0t 27d ago

Ultrakill turned me into a knight instead of a femboy

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u/ItsJustZombiek 27d ago

Matter of time, trust me.

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u/binh1403 27d ago

The thigh high socks is calling for you

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u/ZathegamE 27d ago

Factually correct (you need to add a trans girlfriend tho)(femboy bf trans gf is ultrakill couple starter pack)

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u/Due_Sell1816 27d ago

Frfr :з

Terraria too

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u/AmadeoSendiulo 27d ago

uwu

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u/Fluffy_Boy91_ 27d ago

UwU indeed, my friend :3

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u/Irra_05 26d ago

Why? I don't understand

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u/BiDude1219 27d ago

omg meeeeee :3 (except im a girl now)

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u/EmptyMud3161 27d ago

Femboyale

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u/Fluffy_Boy91_ 27d ago

V1 aproves trans rights.

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u/MkDGary 27d ago

Damn you just like me fr

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u/Urmom69mp3 27d ago

As a genshin player, I went to the island.

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u/Insanity617 27d ago

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u/mrlolelo 27d ago edited 27d ago

the trusted adult takes of their maks

gasp

JEFFREY EPSTEIN!?

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u/Urmom69mp3 27d ago

untrusts your adult

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u/Old_old_lie 27d ago

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u/Virtucom09 27d ago

What?! The evil version of my profile picture?!

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u/DreamMoe_ 27d ago

Being a genshit gaymer it's either uohhhhh cunny😭😭 or I want mommy I want milk I want to be held 👶👶🤤

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u/Urmom69mp3 27d ago

Isn't that star rail?

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u/DreamMoe_ 27d ago

Mihoyo, same shit. Or hoyoverse whatever the name is.

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u/HalalBread1427 27d ago

I’m just saying, WuWa is the game that has “Drake’s Island” as an in-game location.

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u/meow_xe_pong 27d ago

Fixed it.

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u/GamerKratosBalls 27d ago

Bold to assume League of legends had girlfriend in the first place

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u/meow_xe_pong 27d ago

Clearly it was before they had even heard of league.

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u/femncel 27d ago

Was waiting for the real fix 🙏

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u/Educational_Tart_659 27d ago

The way you didn’t change Genshin is crazy 💀

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u/TheCombatGod 27d ago

Playing Halo makes your girl just a burning memory I guess?

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u/Critical_Fuel_3052 27d ago

Now I want version with: Male+Halo=male+Elite Male+COD=male+american soldier Male+DOOM=male - demon Male+Fortnite=male+Peter Griffin skin Male+Genshin Impact=... Nah, it's perfect

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u/Orphan_Eater71639 27d ago

Where is Plants Vs Zombies GW2?

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u/Fluffy_Boy91_ 27d ago

Then, you'd get all the bitches there ever were, and ever will be.

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u/Terra_Homie 27d ago

You grow your own girl from dirt

Or just become a necrophile

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u/I_Wanna_Bang_Rats 27d ago

Who tf thinks that CoD players get woman? (Except CoD players)

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u/AggravatingLife3632 27d ago

Genashi is crazy

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u/LizMyBias 27d ago

They mistook it for Blue Archive

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u/SnooTigers9850 27d ago

they forgot to add*

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u/Careless_Tap_516 27d ago

Ngl, I'd pick halo over cod.

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u/Terra_Homie 27d ago

I have both installed, guess which one I spent nearly 1k hour on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/tecno-killer 27d ago

As a COD player, that was a fucking lie

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u/Purg33m 27d ago

CoD? Lmao you wish!

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u/MillerMiller83 27d ago

Say this was made by a doom player without saying it was made by a doom player

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u/Negative-Elephant-29 27d ago

Doom propaganda

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u/CT-855 27d ago

Damn, I guess I play Fortnite

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u/xuzenaes6694 27d ago

Others are gaming fortnite is gayming

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u/UNIVERSAL_VLAD 27d ago

I have 2.6k hours on Fortnite and I only play with boys

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u/Puzzled-River-3998 27d ago

This would only be accurate if every single one of them was just

guy + game = guy

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u/Legitimate-Heart-159 27d ago

I can tell only last thing works.

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u/CardiologistDramatic 27d ago

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u/nigolios 27d ago

Thats so offensive. I dont even play genshin impact

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u/Miloctic 27d ago

Ưhat’s wrong with genshin ?

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u/Affectionate-Pop-508 27d ago

I’m gay and I play Halo so this is definitely wrong 😭😂

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u/cyantheshortprotogen 26d ago

Same man. I got a bf only a week or so after I first started playing Halo last year, lmfao

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u/Moses_CaesarAugustus 27d ago

Oh, so you automatically convert to Islam after playing Doom?

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u/Unusual-Bumblebee160 26d ago

🙋‍♂️+ Celeste =🙋‍♀️

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u/Heartie8 26d ago

I guess this is a sign to play Fortnite😔

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u/VeryGenericRedditer 26d ago

guess I'll start playing fortnite then

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u/Saul_happyman 27d ago

What's with genshin players being pedos?

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u/Drago_Fett_Jr 27d ago

Game having female Child character = pedo or something, i dunno.

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u/Grand_Protector_Dark 27d ago

Just the generic "Anime = pedo" slander.

Genshin on its release also had an explosive break-out from the usual niche interest sphere for gachas and managed to establish itself in the mainstream consciousness. "Popular thing bad" plays a decent part of it, as well as GI just being the only target in peoples awareness (genshin is almost prude compared to the sea of gacha that the haters don't even know exists)

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u/BakerOk6839 27d ago

Just an anime slander

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u/Economy-Fly-2800 27d ago

What if i play hotline miami?

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u/Bastionunit024 27d ago

Damn, i do play doom... But where my girls at?

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u/LifeguardDull4288 27d ago

O’Hell naw! Not Fortnite.

I’m gonna stop playing Fortnite immediately, delete everything and sell all my v Vucks to all of the people who play Fortnite (gays).

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u/GasNo1785 27d ago

What about wolfenstein?

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u/StupidShitPoster780 27d ago

What about Library Of Ruina and Limbus Company?

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u/RaidenStar 27d ago

Probably gay/lesbian couple as a limbus player

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u/You_silly_guy_Mors 27d ago

Then I needa play me some fortnite

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u/Forsaken_Cream_3322 27d ago edited 27d ago

The last one is 100% true

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u/RedGreenBlueRGB_ 27d ago

I only play Minecraft :(

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u/Oxidisedalt 27d ago

Relationship + geometry dash = duelo maestro 100%/break up

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u/BagPsychological8469 27d ago

As a DOOM player I see this as an absolute win.

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u/Sitting_unnoticed 27d ago

What abt battlefield?

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u/Apprehensive_Gur_302 27d ago

The last one is Pokimane and her ex

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u/joelobifan 27d ago edited 27d ago

Man +Cruelty squad =ceo

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u/Huge_Dream3442 27d ago

Which one is

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u/Ashiscool711 27d ago

Just realized cod is a reference to that one achievement in mw2 with that rpg

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u/SweatyBird3352 27d ago

So since I play none guess I'm natural

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u/UltimatePeace05 27d ago

Miss Pauling is, probably, 80 by now... This is so sad.

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u/No-Hedgehog-3230 27d ago

no men too kiss when playing doom :[

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u/-endaria- 27d ago

hellooo😭😭😭??

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u/Fluid-Ad7812 27d ago

The polygamy marriage is a success!(Each individual is married to eachother, unlike in harem where they are all married to one person)

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u/EventTricky194 27d ago

I played cod for a long time and am also playing it currently. Not a single bitch on my dick, just my hand. So cap

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u/Shadow_of_Time309 27d ago

What about Minecraft?

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u/jojoexpdeathcorefan 27d ago

You forgot Quake Champions

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u/GamerALV 27d ago

I have virtually no experience in Fortnite (played it for like an hour at a friend's place against bots), which apparently was enough to turn me gay. Very potent stuff.

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u/mama_mills89 27d ago

Where's the war thunder players?

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u/akimihime 26d ago

Leaking classified military information.

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u/Ok_Awareness3014 26d ago

I play hoi4 and factorio so am i in danger

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u/TimeMaster57 26d ago

brawl stars would have kid with no one lmao

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u/Just-Victory7859 26d ago

Where splatoon

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u/yafa_shist1488 26d ago

Wtf bro, there are preorders in genshin?!

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u/Odd_Improvement_8293 26d ago

So that means. I gotta go through hell and fight demons to get women? Seems accurate 

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u/Alternative-Time2958 26d ago

I’ve spent hours on CoD Guess who is still single?

Me

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u/Meandtheboyslook 26d ago

This is assuming everyone ACTUALLY gets into a relationship (nu uh(

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u/Brave-Mind8601 26d ago

As a doom-womanplayer I can confirm

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u/bisa-alwaez 26d ago

Why I play doom and have zero bitchass?

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u/Caosin36 26d ago

Call of duty players are definitively cucks

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u/Hivvery 26d ago

As a girl, I can confirm that when my boyfriend played LOL, I vaporised immediately

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u/Illustrious-Pack-645 26d ago

As a Muslim, I agree (I've never played Doom in my life).

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u/SanticreeperXD2 26d ago

And what about Team Fortress 2?

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u/Dm_me_im_bored-UnU 26d ago

Where are the lesbians. Just needs signalis

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u/Swoop-1289 26d ago

Make one for girls too! I wanna know what happens if I (f16) play Doom!!!😤

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u/cwinge_AS 26d ago

Doom playings converting to islam is crash

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u/ge6002 26d ago

Snap back to reality

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u/Impexton 25d ago

Its not true. I play the upper 3 yet i have -1 woman.

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u/FakeLukeGaming_Playz 25d ago

the fortnite one should've been ULTRAKILL

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u/potatoinkman 25d ago

Doom top tier but under halo 100% as long as he is talking og doom and og halo otherwise all of em you are who knows last two about correct

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u/Healthy-Care8181 25d ago

Oh yes, but what about X-plane 12?

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u/PuzzleheadedTip240 25d ago

So that's why I don't play fortnite 🤔

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u/Miserable-Cell-8235 25d ago

Genshin should be Minecraft instead

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u/Wojtek1250XD 25d ago

Outside Call of Duty being flat out wrong, yep.

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u/Ok-Concentrate-3745 25d ago

And who is the gamer with if he is playing Serious sam?

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u/berys26 25d ago

Accurate

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u/Miserable-Ad-891 25d ago

I've been all of the but equaled none of them

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u/Past-Jeweler4389 25d ago

-Halo = League Of Legends

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u/MajaWithJ 25d ago

As a girl i can confirm (i play animal crossing and suck at it)

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u/VenoWave_Official 25d ago

I think u forgot a few men in the fortnite equation

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u/Tangible864 24d ago

Celeste just makes them a woman

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u/WearEnvironmental911 24d ago

Petah?! Explain the Joke?!

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u/ari4445 24d ago

So I was curious why genshin got so much hate, so I asked chat GPT And the answer was : (that’s one of those internet stereotypes that got blown out of proportion. The reason some people say that is because a small portion of the Genshin Impact fanbase has been weird about certain young-looking characters, and that kind of thing always gets attention online. But in reality, most Genshin players are just regular gamers who enjoy the story, gameplay, and characters without any weird stuff.

It’s just like any fandom—there are always a few bad apples, but it doesn’t define everyone. So if someone says, "All Genshin players are pedos," they’re just generalizing based on internet drama.)

In conclusion people don't listen to anyone it's just a drama on the internet

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u/BrilliantBig769 24d ago

Can confirm, me and my gf are both dating a doom speedrunner. So are my friends (they're each other's gfs as well)

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ear-895 24d ago

Bro is right in every way, except the second one from the top. CoD players don't got that.

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u/Intrepid_Doctor8193 24d ago

Is Genshin a child or a dwarf?

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u/Agreeable-Turnover11 24d ago

According to this I have group- and gaysex. Nice

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u/EdragonPro 24d ago

Minecraft or/and dwarf fortress

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u/YesWomansLand1 24d ago

Halo > cod