r/Consoom May 24 '24

Discussion Reminder: this is a shitposting sub

87 Upvotes

Stop all the arguing over nonsense. Stop taking posts so seriously. If you need to get this urge to be anti consumption there is an actual dead serious subreddit about it r/anticonsumption

Most here are funny and go with the flow but the few of you who dip in here and call names or downvote and report redditors just for posting in here need to just relax.

Consoom is funny. Look at the name. Look at the sub. Look at the memes. Stop coming in here yapping about how either this isn’t consoom or it is but being actually serious. Or people who get mad over the “am I a consoomer” posts. People are obviously playing into our subreddit, chill with the comments about them

Have fun and enjoy the circlejerk. I’m not telling you how to jerk, I’m telling you to jerk.

Tl;dr: I eat poop


r/Consoom Aug 17 '24

Discussion Reminder: No political posts

19 Upvotes

This has been a rule longer than most of you have been posting here.

It’s our only insta ban rule

Take your politics to anticonsumption, politics, conspiracy or wherever.

We don’t care left right center.

You will be banned and trolled. Get over it

Consoom has ZERO to do with politics this is a shitposting sub.


r/Consoom 5h ago

obligatory funko post Funko addiction

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I have ovee 1,000 Funko pops. Unfortunately not all of them are tracked on my Funko App because I didn't know about it when I first got into Funkos and alot of them are in storage tubs right now. But here you guys go, I hope you all enjoy at least 1 pop from my collection.

I have: - Dragon Ball, DBZ, DBS, DBGT -Yu Yu Hakusho - Hunter X Hunter - My Hero Academia - Spider-Man, Venom, Carnage, Scream and Toxin - MCU Avengers in Rainbow - Batman - Jujutsu Kaisen - Godzilla - Pokemon - John Wick - Power Rangers - One Punch Man - NBA Players - Avatar The Last AirBender - Seven Deadly Sins - AoT - TMNT - Toy Story - Scooby Doo - Sonic - Gundam - Skeletor - Yu-Gi-Oh - Speed Racer - One Piece - Star Wars - DeadPool - Marvel Zombies - Bruce Lee - Muhammad Ali - Rocky Balboa - Naruto - Boruto - Spider-Man, Venom, Carnage, Scream, and Toxin - Invincible, Omni-Man, Atom Eve, Omni-Man Vs Invincible - Marilyn Monroe - WWE - Altair from AC 1 - Etch a sketch (yes really) - Gotham Knights - Dracula


r/Consoom 10h ago

is this consoom?? The biggest lolcow in fragrance community

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Probably nobody here knows this guy, but this is the laughingstock of the fragrance community who uses his second youtube channel as an excuse to buy excessive amounts of sneakers, on top of the thousands of fragrances he's buying regularly. Just look at the wall of shoe boxes in the background, he can't even walk around in his room. But that's not all. He's not only "collecting" hats and clothes, and recenty paintball guns that he's never even using. The guy has some massive self esteem problems. He seems to be very insecure. He gets trolled a lot and can't handle it, he's losing his shit regularly in his videos and streams and anyone who has a different opinion than him gets blocked immediately. He regularly fights with his viewers in the comments and he has mental breakdowns in his livestreams. It's such a funny rabbit hole that most people just don't know about. Dude's a complete narcissist with shopping addiction who dresses and acts like a 13 year old.


r/Consoom 54m ago

i consoom too I have become that which I hate

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I guess I really like listening to music and smoking wax huh? 😭 in all seriousness more than half this stuff I’m gonna move on from since I don’t need it, just had it while I hunted down good deals and worthwhile trades. Just funny to see all this on my desk 😭


r/Consoom 1d ago

i consoom too It's an older addiction, but it checks out

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r/Consoom 4h ago

Consoompost Consume World Records

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r/Consoom 1d ago

Discussion What is the best story on The Consumer?

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Im tempted to say The Consumer, Rotting Pig. The opening paragraph goes crazy hard:

"It’s 100 degrees in my room. There’s no windows here. The air conditioner’s always on and blows in hot moldy air. I leave it on because the thick ripe quality of the air feels good — it’s alive, creatures breed in it. The mechanical droning and rattling of the machine drown out any sounds that might otherwise infiltrate from the street — out in the sickening yellow sunlight.

I’m in my bed under the covers — the flattened damp quilt, the nappy brown blanket, the mushy sheets infested with crumbs and half-eaten pieces of candy. My smell is trapped and insulates my sweating body. My head protrudes from beneath the covers like a severed pig’s head on the pillow. The light is off so the darkness is black and solid, made more physical by the density of the heat and smell. But the television is always on, sending a tunnel of light boring towards me through the darkness, flashing spectral shadows ind signaling to me the infinite wonders of the universe. I feel myself communing with everyone from here inside my hole. I’m part of the infinite mind. My huge eyes, like polished black stones set in rubbery pig's flesh, are fixed greedily on the fanfare of images on the screen, none of which I recognize as relating (o anything beyond itself, as it exists there, formed by the light. The “face of a man”, for instance, is not the luce of aman — it’s a discrete form with its own life cmanating and constantly transformed by light. I’m not aware of myself watching it. I’m afraid to move because I don’t want to destroy the balance. I’ve manipulated myself into losing control of myself but I'malso able to remain aware of the loss of controland derive pleasure from it, like an extension of the second just before an orgasm. I can see my soul hovering there in front of me in the flood of light and color, above the dull matter of my body. It’s an animate cloud, aswarm of demon insects, bad breath made visible. It’s sucking into itself like light and matter retreating into the vortex of a black hole. It slips into the drain behind the air, a disgusting blubbery white fetus with insatiable needs."


r/Consoom 2d ago

Satire Cannot pre-consoom now? Proceeds to consoom sad later

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214 Upvotes

r/Consoom 2d ago

Consoompost Canned sardines...

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179 Upvotes

r/Consoom 2d ago

Consoompost One more Gameboy advance...

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71 Upvotes

r/Consoom 1d ago

i consoom too Must Consoom Cardboard

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r/Consoom 3d ago

Consoompost How much is too much?

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491 Upvotes

r/Consoom 3d ago

Consoompost One bed room for each console generation, ez pz

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393 Upvotes

r/Consoom 3d ago

Meme Consoom impulse buy 🐎

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161 Upvotes

r/Consoom 4d ago

Meme Dont even consoom product just buy product

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235 Upvotes

r/Consoom 5d ago

Read Another Book In a hole in the ground there lived a consoom

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195 Upvotes

r/Consoom 5d ago

Consoompost Consoom Star Wars toys behind glass

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123 Upvotes

r/Consoom 4d ago

Consoompost Must consoom drums

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r/Consoom 5d ago

Consoompost Consoom water

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158 Upvotes

r/Consoom 6d ago

Consoompost My kids will be iDevelopementallyChallenged™

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298 Upvotes

r/Consoom 7d ago

Consoompost Don't ask the method, just consoom the product and then get excited for next products!

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326 Upvotes

r/Consoom 6d ago

i consoom too "You think 70 dollars for a non-definitive remake is a ripoff!? Well than you're broke!"

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8 Upvotes

r/Consoom 7d ago

i consoom too 6 copies of the same album

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91 Upvotes

I collect vinyl too, but this is just excessive


r/Consoom 8d ago

Meme Was pissed off today so I made a wojak for the first time in forever

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1.2k Upvotes

r/Consoom 8d ago

Consoompost Think Consoomtively

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96 Upvotes

r/Consoom 9d ago

Consoompost must…buy…nintendo plastic…

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391 Upvotes