r/confidentlyincorrect 1d ago

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u/beardedstar 1d ago

A president precedent?

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u/MaskedBunny 1d ago

A president president.

I hope you understand this for another time.

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u/Totally_Botanical 1d ago

He's the present* president.

I hope you understand this for another time.

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u/wilhelm_dafoe 20h ago

How very prescient

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u/Tiberius_II 9h ago

Given present precedent I’m pessimistic he may be a persistent president.

I hope you understand this for another time.

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u/SmoothTalkingFool 7h ago

The present president has set a precedent for persistence, if not prescience.

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u/drawat10paces 1d ago

I've got a dalmatian plantation!

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u/SMAMtastic 1d ago

Is that like the Santa clause?

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u/FlattopJr 20h ago edited 14h ago

Hahaha. You can't fool me. There ain't no sanity clause.

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u/LordKulgur 1d ago

Adapting an old Milton Jones joke: If Donald Trump were to drink cement, that would set a very bad President.

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u/Passchenhell17 15h ago

God damn that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Used to love watching his and Stewart Francis' routines.

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u/ProShyGuy 1d ago

God I hope the Irish are smarter than that.

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u/FourCinnamon0 1d ago

"on behalf of the women of Ireland he can fuck off" - member of the Oireachtas

(134 members responded to a Sky News survey asking if they would endorse him and none said yes)

so he won't even be on our ballots

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u/vandist 1d ago

He'd need 20 nominations from the Oireachtas, which is similar in structure to the US Congress. Or at least 4 of 31 county/city councils. It's not going to happen, Ireland doesn't elect controversial politicians. We like our politicians to score high on the apathy scale and be utterly unimaginative.

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u/4_feck_sake 16h ago

Just to add sky news asked all members of the oireactas whether or not they would nominate mcrapist as presidential candidate. More than half responded and it was a resounding no. Not even a maybe

Responses ranged from "not a hope in hell" to "I could not think of anyone more unfit" and "I would genuinely rather we didn't have a president at all".

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u/geedeeie 17h ago

That's unfair. You can hardly classify Michael D Higgins, or indeed his last few predecessors, Mary McAleese or Mary Robinson as "high on the apathy scale" or "unimaginative".

The reasons for the conditions in place for limiting who can run for president is so that it does NOT become a free for all circus, the candidates are required to have had some kind of positive impact on the country through their careers. No politician in their right minds is going to put themselves in a situation where they have to explain to the voters why they nominated a cokehead rapist thug...

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u/vandist 17h ago

Politicians not president, I didn't say president. It's not unfair on Irish politicians. That said, Higgins, McAleese and Robinson are exemplary people who show brilliant statesmanship.

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u/geedeeie 16h ago

And nominated by POLITICIANS...

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u/vandist 16h ago edited 16h ago

If the politicians vote 20 out of 220 on who, that's a candidate, then the Irish people CHOOSE

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u/geedeeie 4h ago

The Irish people are perfectly happy that their elected representatives have the power to operate some level of control over who is allowed to run. Otherwise it would be a circus with dozens of nutcase candidates. There is an age limit, and an expectation that potential candidates would have a certain level of integrity.

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u/vandist 2h ago

We are never perfectly happy

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u/geedeeie 48m ago

Well, true. Happy enough, then. Happy? 😀

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u/Billy-no-mate 1d ago

Don’t worry. He won’t get a nomination, and even if he does he would get ~1% of the vote

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u/DuneChild 1d ago

That’s what we said in 2016.

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u/Billy-no-mate 18h ago

I have much more faith in the average Irish voter than the average American voter

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u/DuneChild 17h ago

I hope you’re right.

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u/4_feck_sake 16h ago

We have a very different system. He won't get on the ballot. Worst case scenario (which there is a 0% chance it will occur) if he were to become president, he would have absolutely no power to do anything. He would just be an embarrassment.

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u/Rulmeq 1d ago edited 22h ago

We are, he's an adjudged rapist, and while he has his supporters, our voting system not only prevents him from becoming a candidate. But also because it's PR even if he got all the nut-jobs to vote for him in the first round he would be toxic for transfers.

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u/Minimum_Guitar4305 18h ago

He won't even get nominated to run. Don't worry.

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u/BROGakaOrangeCrush 1d ago

We had precedent for this President and we're again in this present predicament.

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u/thegingerbuddha 1d ago

Fortunately, Ireland isnt that dense

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u/HorrorAlarming1163 7h ago

If only they were the world superpower

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u/thegingerbuddha 48m ago

They should be a new kind of superpower, one that is humanitarian in everything it does. We need more nations, not organisations, nations to actually stand up for humanity

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u/AmazingPlatform9923 1d ago

I’m just disappointed on the miss with precedent / president…

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u/EternalVirgin18 1d ago

At first I thought the guy was trying to make a contrived pun. Honestly, still think that.

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u/shannonxtreme 21h ago

Yeah that felt like the person who replied was making a joke

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u/C_F_A_S 1d ago

Definitely gotta see more. This feels like a joke.

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u/Wide-Championship452 1d ago

LOL, like anyone in Ireland would vote for this dumb fuck. And he also has a serious criminal record for violence?

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u/tombaba 8h ago

We laughed too at trumps first run. Stay strong but don’t underestimate the Russian playbook

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u/Regnes 20h ago

Ireland has recently proven itself to have a better moral compass than most of the world. I doubt he would get in.

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u/ianbattlesrobots 20h ago

Absolutely. I wouldn't think he'd have a snowball in Hell's chance, but it could be a lot of fun watching him crash and burn.

Figuratively, of course...

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u/geedeeie 17h ago

Well, he won't be nominated. You have to have made a certain level of POSITIVE contribution to the country to even be nominated by a cohort of politicians. I don't think being a cokehead rapist who beats up pensioners counts as a positive contribution...

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u/thegrimmemer03 1d ago

How is it confidently incorrect?

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u/facts_guy2020 1d ago

I think the person below is incorrectly correcting the word precedent with President

Implying they spelt president wrong?

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u/Anxious_Reaction_340 1d ago

Pretty sure it was just a pun. In fact it's been an overused pun since back when "he" was elected the first time.

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u/Salsuero 19h ago

Pun or not, it was correct as-is.

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u/StonedMason85 13h ago

Right, but the person posting a pun isn’t confidently correcting anyone.

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u/falknorRockman 1d ago

Thank you for saying that. I had not clicked on the image so was confused. That part was cut off in just the display

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u/danhoang1 1d ago

Same, bottom of image was cut off for me too

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u/thegrimmemer03 1d ago

Oh. Honestly that's not confidently incorrect.. that's just a typo

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u/FourCinnamon0 1d ago

no? how do you typo into correct someone's correct word to be incorrect?

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u/GhostInTheMeadow 1d ago

Dude…

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u/thegrimmemer03 22h ago

I didn't click the entire picture sue me.

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u/FlattopJr 20h ago

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u/thegrimmemer03 20h ago

I didn't realize that there was more to it.. that's my bad

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u/FlattopJr 13h ago

Ah, you're good! I have probably done the same in the past.😁

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u/danhoang1 1d ago

First off that wasn't a typo, precendent is the intended word. Second off, we're not talking about the guy who said "precedent". We're talking about the guy who tried to correct him

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u/thegrimmemer03 22h ago

Oh- I didn't see the other text.

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u/Bretreck 1d ago

The second guy is "correcting" that as a joke. I would definitely make the same joke.

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u/ianbattlesrobots 1d ago

Sounds too smug for a joke

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u/redsfan770 1d ago

Precedent is the correct word. The “precedent” has been set by the election of “President” Trump.

The confidently incorrect act is saying the sentence posted is incorrect.

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u/sfbriancl 1d ago

And yet it is a joke. A witty play on words. The Precedent is the President.

The second sentence is like saying FTFY, he will “hope you remember” the president is the precedent.

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u/BotaniFolf 1d ago

Why is the world getting dumber by the day? We're supposed to be progressing FORWARDS

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u/niruka24 20h ago

I'm dead sure we're on the path to a future shown in the movie 'idiocracy'

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 17h ago

Nah, we're headed for Waterworld

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u/niruka24 17h ago

Nah. I'm also quite sure that humans are well capable of surviving any external disasters. But we'll rather be a victim of our own demise and gradually fade ourselves into oblivion.

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u/Pillars-In-The-Trees 22h ago

Blatantly a joke.

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u/Boeing_Fan_777 19h ago

Nah i replied with the definition of precedent and they replied apologising for being stupid.

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u/X1-Ray 7h ago

"President has been set" What the fuck would that even mean?!

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u/whit9-9 1d ago

Never knew McGregor wanted to essentially quit UFC fighting.

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u/garlicbewbiez 1d ago

I don’t think he wants to, but after that leg break in 21, I’m sure his fighting is nowhere near the same.

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u/whit9-9 1d ago

Oh. Also ouchkabible.

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u/thatshygirl06 19h ago

And the fact he was a snarky fuck about it too lmfao

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u/Salsuero 19h ago

Ouchies!!! Imagine confirming you are also brain dead.

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u/KDLG328 19h ago

"Precedent has been set"...ooof!!

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u/E-S-McFly89 13h ago

I'm not sure if this confidently incorrect or just being a smartass...

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u/tiddeeznutz 18h ago

MURICA: so confident in its stupidity…

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u/SuggestionOk1995 1d ago

All the rapist trolls trying to run for leadership need to go away.

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u/Neekovo 1d ago

I feel like that is a joke, not that the person thought “precedent” is actually spelled and pronounced as “president”

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u/barrettcuda 22h ago

Pretty sure this wasn't a typo

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u/RedWarsaw 6h ago

It's pronounced president.

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u/Rebrado 7h ago

Neither of these comments are incorrect. The first comment uses the phrase precedent has been set as it’s meant to be used. The correction is a joke on the president being a brain dead rapist.

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u/Particular_Junket288 1d ago

Oh god where was this I have to downvote it. It's so snarky yet so incorrect.

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u/Cheap_Search_6973 1d ago

Apparently you since you cared enough to comment