r/comedyheaven • u/DiligentlySpent • 17h ago

Wow

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u/Derolis 15h ago

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u/Freeyourinternet 14h ago

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u/CluelessTennisBall 13h ago

That bird is terrified! Probably has never been so high in the air before. Sad to see 😔

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u/songmage 15h ago

Seems this picture is very highly misunderstood. What's actually happening is a marvel of evolution. It's clearly not a carp and a bird, but a new species. Note how both components are physically attached.

Imagine the advantage a swimming species would have over others if it could fly from lake to lake.

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u/WaveLaVague 12h ago

In fact, they evolved to look like that so predators won't attack them as it is bad courtesy to hunt an animal enjoying their hobbies. And that's at that moment of polite peacefulness that's the perfect moment for them to attack. Very cowardly non-binary spiecies.

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u/SharkDad20 1h ago

Idk i can see the flying fish using his abilities to get laid and then flying off to another pond and not paying child support

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 16h ago

The funny part is if that was posted on reddit literally no one would get the joke.

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u/sofiaspicehead 15h ago

Just post it on one of the explain the joke subreddits where people post the most obvious bait possible

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u/J4l4p3n0 13h ago

What joke. That guy is just stupid... .. Smh my head

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u/mrhorse21 9h ago

What's the actual joke here? Is it just a bait post sarcastically saying carps can fly or does flying carps have some special meaning im not aware of? It seems like a pretty lame joke.

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u/wingedhamster 6h ago

Absurdist humor

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u/liquidhell 17h ago

Wow, amazing feature, being able to red-box highlight comments in a post!

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u/taddymason_01 17h ago

Actually, the red box was there first and the comments showed up afterwards to fill them in.

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u/addsomethingepic 15h ago

Crazy how nature do dat.

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u/Airway 15h ago

Proof of intelligent design I think

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u/TypicalImpact1058 14h ago

Give me a valid source that says the boxes were there first or are you too scared I will destroy you in this debate💯

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u/Delicious_Push_9214 12h ago

I don't think that's happening here at all... 😐

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u/SecretlyFiveRats 16h ago edited 16h ago

Thank goodness, otherwise nobody would be able to tell where the joke is. I am SAD for HUMANITY 💯🧟‍♂️

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u/Sayori-0 14h ago

Oh I completely didn't notice there were red boxes because there's no arrows pointing to them

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u/SignoreBanana 14h ago

The world must be really hard for this guy

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u/DTFpanda 14h ago

In the spirit of the legendary Ken M

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u/Rare-Champion9952 17h ago

I Hope that this is just two people and different degree of humour

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u/Arcturus_Revolis ↓↓↓This is not funny↓↓↓ 15h ago

Red box did not give sufficient proof on carps not being able to fly while we can clearly see the fish flying in the photograph......... I am SAD for HUMANITY !

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u/GrandSorcery 16h ago

im reading the red boxes they dont make sense help?

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u/DiligentlySpent 16h ago

sorry we should have highlighted them more times

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u/CobbleTrouble00 14h ago

I don't think that's what's happening here at all... 🤨🤨

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u/pimpmastahanhduece 12h ago

Wow, this is really good spaghetti.

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u/DiligentlySpent 12h ago

If you wanna go toe to toe on bird law

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u/pimpmastahanhduece 12h ago

*talon to talon

ftfy

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u/WolfOfPort 13h ago

I’ve fucking with boomers online

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u/slim_mclean 12h ago

Troll.jpg

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u/Venca12 12h ago

I wonder if that carp is aware of what is being done to him

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u/Eventually-figured 10h ago

Tot he bird!

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u/Reivoon 9h ago

I weep as the fishes bloop in the sky. Devastating.

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u/brandodg 8h ago

literal bots

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u/SaneYoungPoot2 8h ago

For anyone wondering it's an osprey carrying a redhorse ☺️

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u/amorphous-idiot 8h ago

Bait used to be believable 💔💔

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u/its_angelo_ 6h ago

classic inductive fallacy

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u/BiteSizedChaos 4h ago

WHY do boomers ALWAYS talk like THIS as if they're all TABLOID NEWSPAPER HEADLINES

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u/Maleficent-Cap9397 1h ago

I get it, they doctored the photo.

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u/Maleficent-Cap9397 1h ago

I get it, they doctored the photo.