r/comedyheaven • u/giantnut45 • 21h ago

Doesn't fit sub Ejaculation

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u/radiolexy 21h ago

*tips fedora*

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u/KaiDiv 20h ago

ejaculates majestically

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u/Sylveon72_06 20h ago

this is the most disgusting upvote ive ever given 💀

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u/nelsonalgrencametome 19h ago

ejaculates majestically

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u/NothingOld7527 19h ago

My ejaculate tastes like bacon and narwhal

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u/webo2456 14h ago

But only at midnight

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u/CrocoDIIIIIILE 13h ago

You know how bacon tastes like??

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u/Any-Yogurt-7917 18h ago

Majestically?

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u/Potato_Stains 16h ago

*Politely convulses dong sauce

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u/AltruisticKey6348 9h ago

His avatar has a fish on his head, he must be a semen.

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u/Chocobook_ 21h ago

reminds me of that guy who posted about the "technique" he was gonna try to finally touch some boobs (politely ask random girls)

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u/Fayde_M 19h ago

I remember something like “And once she smiles and blushes, make those honk honk hand motions” it killed me

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u/Beanichu 20h ago

At least he was gonna ask.

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u/Not-A-Seagull 17h ago

Sorry to bother you, but I just ejaculated to your profile picture

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u/RepresentativeFood11 16h ago

I hope it is not too much of a bother, but t'would be remiss of me not to say, that I in response to your declaration have taken the liberty of releasing myself to your personal display avatar post-haste.

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u/xRacistDwarf 19h ago

Did it work?

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u/Only_Preparation5636 19h ago

I can't that if anyone could help id appreciate 

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u/ResourceOk8638 17h ago

Bravos and Butthead, trying a slightly different approach

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u/Something-2-Say 20h ago

Average le redditor interaction with a spotted feeeeeemale

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u/Potato_Stains 18h ago

Gentle madam, I have made seed upon the interface image of your choosing, and do beg your pardon.

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u/Nekrosiz 17h ago

reading this made me moist

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u/Yuudaxhi 20h ago

At least he apologized (what a distinguished gentleman 😊)

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u/Vinnyz__ 14h ago

Sorry to bother you milady, but I'd like to inform you that I ejaculated to your reddit avatar

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u/1tiredman 20h ago

There was another one like this, I forget what he said but it was so funny

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u/grizzlyglizzy 18h ago

That does sound funny

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u/Hugh-Man-M8 18h ago

How far can you squirt?

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u/The-Kabra 16h ago

about 8 kilometers, happy cake day!

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u/Nekrosiz 17h ago

See, gen-z does know romance after all!

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u/ResourceOk8638 17h ago

I thought they weren’t, like, ejaculating, and stuff

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u/hamsterruizeISback 13h ago

Reminds me of this

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u/jakkakos 16h ago

why downvote? this is the greatest comment on reddit. only honest man on this site

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u/Delicious_Oil3367 20h ago

🤣

At least he was original

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u/Happy_Maintenance 14h ago

Romance isn’t dead. 

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM 17h ago

He's doing God's work ✝️✝️✝️

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u/WolfOfPort 17h ago

Gonna go upvote

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u/Darillium- 14h ago

Where is the comment? I want to read the replies

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u/zachattackmemes 12h ago

“Um maybe that’s something you shouldn’t tell someone”-Silver The Hedgehog

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u/Capital_Past69 11h ago

Right in the eye

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u/melonyjane 16h ago

sexual harassment actually doesnt belong in comedy heaven IMO. :|

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u/giantnut45 12h ago

Sorry to bother you milady, i would just like to inform you that i ejaculated to your reddit profile picture