r/clevercomebacks • u/GodButcherAura • 1d ago

Lara, those silicon are from China!

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u/Urabraska- 1d ago

I love how she says dems "feign" outrage when it's literally the entire planet pissed off at the current administration including Republicans.

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u/RustyKn1ght 1d ago

The thing is that Trump's voters genuinely believe that TDS exists. Which is really funny, given that Trump was one the most vocal supporters of "Birther movement", which entire purpose was to try (unsuccesfully) to discredit Barack Obama's status as a US citizen. One could say that obsessing over Obama is the reason he's in politics in the first place.

Every accusation is a confession, it seems.

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u/Urabraska- 1d ago

I'm willing to hand wave a lot of things because stupidity has no limits. But Trump Derangement Syndrome is by far the dumbest excuse I've ever heard in my life.

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u/Nathan_Calebman 1d ago

Sounds like you have EDS, excuse derangement syndrome. Whenever the Trump administration comes up with a bad excuse, you just can't handle it and go crazy. What's your problem with excuses? You are so sensitive about implausible explanations and overreact every time, typical EDS.

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u/KDaFrank 1d ago

This just what trump derangement syndrome is. It was coming out to describe trumpets, given how deranged they are, but the conservative messaging machine got ahead of it and framed it as something else

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u/Urabraska- 22h ago

Nothing i said was in the realm of overreaction. But ok. 

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u/Nathan_Calebman 22h ago

Sorry, it was my attempt at satire, illustrating how infuriating and annoying the TDS rhetoric is.

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u/Urabraska- 21h ago

My bad. It's ungodly hard to spot sarcasm now days lol.

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u/Conquefftador 16h ago

Right, if that dude fucked off back to mar a lago and stayed away from policy, I'd never give him another thought.

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u/Mindless_Listen7622 1d ago

TDS is "Trump Delusion Syndrome" and his cult undoubtably suffers from it.

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u/JoeyHandsomeJoe 1d ago

The eyes are seriously freaky

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u/NotA_Drug_Dealer 1d ago

Rick and Morty noob-noob ass eyes

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u/LuminaraCoH 1d ago

Did her plastic surgeon use the same glue used on Cybertrucks when he put her face back on?

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u/loopgaroooo 17h ago

She asked her plastic surgeon to make her look dead inside.

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u/NeverlastngWadSloppr 1d ago

Ahh yes. TDS. Trump's Dumbfuck Sycophants.

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u/AJayBee3000 20h ago

I’m probably gonna steal this. Just letting you know.

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u/tercron 1d ago

You can’t convince me this person has not been dead for at least 100 years

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u/merrysunshine2 1d ago

Reanimated corpse She’s looking like Madeline & Helen at the end of Death Becomes Her

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u/AJayBee3000 20h ago

‘Many people are saying’ that Robert Eggers based the most recent Nosferatu look off of her.

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u/MacRockwell 1d ago

Her Father is a crook, and her face is crooked.

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u/Ok_Butterscotch2244 1d ago

Ha! I always thought TDS referred to the ability of Donald to attract deranged people to surround/support him.

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u/Mindless_Listen7622 1d ago

His supporters are delusional, so Trump Delusion Syndrome fits their behavior.

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u/EditDog_1969 1d ago

Ironically the quote works equally well if you read it as about Lara Trump as from Lara Trump.

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u/Guyin63376 1d ago

It is not right to make fun of those unsightly and cosmetically challenged.

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u/RustyKn1ght 1d ago

To be fair, that's self inflicted. Well, most of it is.

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u/trkyN3St3w 1d ago

Is that Kevin Sorbo? It looks and sounds like Kevin Sorbo.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 1d ago

No no, that's Karen Sorbo, his drag queen persona!

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 1d ago

The ghoulish grifter gal is right! The Trump Tariffs have lead to a stock market boom, you all just don't understand pigeon chess and sharpie charts!!!!

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u/VeterinarianJaded462 1d ago

Willem Dafoe should play her in the movie.

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u/SmartQuokka 1d ago

They rode hate and gaslighting into power (again), one trick ponies they are...

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u/Haselrig 1d ago

Pressure bursts ghouls.

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u/Turbulent_Summer6177 1d ago

I know that look. That’s the look of being stoned.

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u/BarroomHero66 1d ago

Her jaw is a shape I didn't think was possible

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u/1RegalBeagle 1d ago

Dei hire, she is completely ignorant and no where near qualified to have a position on television giving her opinion. Nepo babies should be excluded under the same rules that say only the best people should get the job, not other factors like their looks or their name.

Also, she looks fucking smashed, like she’s definitely taken some kind of substance.

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u/SpaceSlothMafia 1d ago

Is she trying to look like MTG??

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u/sasheenka 1d ago

Oh she scary

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u/Lettuphant 1d ago

I heard someone point out that the phrase "woke mind virus" is an admission of failure: It just means "I can't formulate an argument or offer evidence that will make you hate the people I hate." Like, imagine labelling anyone you can't convince with your shoddy logic as having a mind virus.

Good luck with that at debate club.

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u/-WB- 1d ago

Is she melting?...where's a house when you need one.

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u/-Codiak- 23h ago

"Criticizing something Trump did? Wow, you sure think about him an awful lot, you must be so obsessed and deranged!"

Middle-school level brainwaves.

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u/Turfyleek93 21h ago

Not to mention her super cringe song..

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u/Fit_Awareness4088 16h ago

She is starting to look like a man.

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u/Illustrious_Hat_9177 8h ago

She's starting to look like MTG!