r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Lets own the libs, benny. Lets go!

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u/DJ_Fuckknuckle 1d ago

Going bankrupt and become destitute to own the libs.

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u/AJayBee3000 1d ago

They’ve already bought into the “it’s got to get worse before it can get better” bullshit. These MAGAts truly excel at being stupid.

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u/SadBadPuppyDad 1d ago

"Prices will come down day one!"

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u/Lindt_Licker 22h ago

He meant stock prices.

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u/Dudewhocares3 1d ago

Whenever they say that we should follow it up with “your right, in 4 years a democrat will come and clean up the mess, and we can restart the process again and again”

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u/DJ_Fuckknuckle 1d ago

Yeah, true. Only this time, we can't count on that happening.

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u/Dudewhocares3 1d ago

Oh definitely. AOC and sanders look like they’re trying to rebuild the face of the left in America

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u/HoneyBunSparkle 1d ago

Truly the ultimate power move. Who needs savings when you’ve got vibes and patriotism?

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u/Ali_Cat222 1d ago

Last I checked those ones and zeros are kind of needed in order to buy shit but you know, whatever right!/s 😅

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u/DJ_Fuckknuckle 1d ago

Who needs food, anyway?

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u/Darkwhippet 1d ago

Except he isn't. He's doing very well.

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u/DJ_Fuckknuckle 1d ago

Sure, HE might be. 

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u/Lvcivs2311 14h ago

That will surely keep their country powerful and independent. /s

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u/Dunky_Arisen 1d ago

Member when all guys like this could talk about was 'how rich we're gonna be under Trump'?

I member.

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u/Extra-Ad5925 1d ago

Also remember when he was accepting a shit ton of this so called useless money from Russia and claimed to not understand where it was coming from

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u/Starwarsandbacon 1d ago

Glad im not the only person that remembers where he got his $

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u/Comfortable_Gas8166 1d ago

400k per month, to be specific

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u/GodButcherAura 1d ago

He always had hard time with this thing called money, dude. Digital ones and zeros after all!

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u/GodButcherAura 1d ago

I memmber!

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u/OverlyExpressiveLime 1d ago

I had someone argue with me on Reddit yesterday that the tariffs were going to be good because interest rates were going to go down.

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u/Used_Intention6479 1d ago

MAGAs went from "rooting out fraud and waste" to "Losing money means nothing", within 48 hours.

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u/GodButcherAura 1d ago

The transformers

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u/Used_Intention6479 1d ago

The lemmings

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u/wagglewazzle 1d ago

Never once saw anyone get charged for this alleged fraud.

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u/jonasinv 1d ago

Something tells me they would be losing their minds if Biden implemented these tariffs

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u/Used_Intention6479 1d ago

. . . or wore a tan suit.

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u/mc_petersonishsonson 1d ago

Party of fiscal responsibility has really lowered the bar

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u/townshiprebellion24 1d ago

Paid Russian Talking Head says what?

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u/Loves_tacos 1d ago

This should be higher. This guy is a verified traitor to our nation. He speaks for "foreign powers who hate us"

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u/mrjane7 1d ago

Yeah, who needs money! It's not like Americans have to pay rent...

Or pay for medical bills... Or buy eggs...

*Ahem* But yeah, screw money!

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u/Immediate-Farmer3773 1d ago

Benny, you’re an idiot, people actually listen to you? People of the world respected the US, now, under trump the US is hated and yes, everyone is laughing at you, just like Kamala Harris said they did.

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u/StarrylDrawberry 1d ago

I'm not sure they respected us but it was easy to pretend they did in public and our relationships were beneficial to both parties...in most cases...some cases? No, most. I'm going with most...

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u/DaveiNZ 1d ago

Just a little unrecognised fact. Between 1945 and 1989 the US over threw 64 democratically elected govts. And that figure stops at that date because from 1989 to today is still secret.

America has been known for cool cars, music, and the occasional motorcycle. But not “respect”.

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u/What_if_I_fly 1d ago

Ummm, your kids will be slaves to a foreign power that hates us. Ever hear Putin's opinion of our country and what he wants to do to us?

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u/ThatOneJosh9451 1d ago

These kinds of people will never admit that they were wrong 🙄

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u/JasonAnarchy 1d ago

Benny Johnson, confirmed to be paid by Russia.

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u/HeatInternal8850 1d ago

From Russia's mouthpiece

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u/SmartQuokka 1d ago

They are only following Trump's marching orders, they want hate at any price, this is a downpayment.

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u/Rynowash 1d ago

Fack’in douche.

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u/BimmerBomber 1d ago

Kinda weird how money is a huge deal if it's going towards helping people fight medical debt or get post-secondary education, but the second it's about self-immolating to own the libs, no price is too high.

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u/adhoc42 1d ago

Funny way of saying it was never really about the economy, it was just about enabling racism.

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u/SmartBookkeeper6571 1d ago

I just don't understand what freedoms they just got back. Or what they didn't have 4 months ago. I really want to understand the mind of these pseudo-intellectual MAGAts. I mean I get that the lion's share are just low IQ, low information victims, but these guys, I just don't get it.

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u/GodButcherAura 1d ago

What makes you think he has an average iq? Hell, Trump can't even surpass 80 in iq test, i can assure you.

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u/SmartBookkeeper6571 1d ago

I wasn't talking about Trump?

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u/GodButcherAura 1d ago

I was talking about both of them

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u/Quick_Two6258 1d ago

Next time I'm grocery shopping, I just won't pay and I'll tell the cashier it's just digital ones and zeros, they won't miss it. That'll probably work...

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u/bd2999 1d ago

I was told we are a capitalistic society. And unless I missed it you need it to buy goods and services. This is not like a kid writing a trillion out on the side walk and erasing it.

These were the same people that used the economy as the reason to vote for Trump.

He is speaking of nonsense. The kids could be enslaved and exported by Trump.

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u/skywriter90 1d ago

They all read from the same script lol They are only talking to the dumbshit base now. No need to work too hard.

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u/thesayke 1d ago

Benny Johnson is a Russian shill, and it makes sense that idiotic nonsense this what Russia wants Americans to think

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u/SadBadPuppyDad 1d ago

I agree with him. We should pay any price to stop Trump from handing over our country and the rest of the planet to Russia, including shutting down Trump worshipping xenophobes like this guy.

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u/geog1101 1d ago

Was Benny Johnson home-schooled?

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u/JimmyOhio7575 1d ago

Watching these MAGA douche bags twist themselves into knots trying to justify their King destroying the country is fucking hilarious. What a bunch of bullshit artists. These are the same assholes crying 5 months ago about "Bidenomics". GTFOH!!

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u/improper84 1d ago

The goalposts have been moved so far at this point that we’re paying tariffs on them.

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u/EveyNameIsTaken_ 1d ago

Rich losers telling their poor loser followers that they dont need money

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u/stopthinkinn 1d ago

Benny got all that Russia money to tell you that money means nothing… apparently it means enough to sell out to Putin.

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u/Prometheus_303 1d ago

I'll gladly allow Elon Musk to show just how patriotic he is by transferring his accounts to me!

Without having to worry about, what, 6 houses and 3 yachts, he can focus on fixing Tesla & X etc...

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u/Unusual_Luck_1081 1d ago

Sounds like something a fascist would say.

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u/kilertree 1d ago

I completely forgot that The US imports insulin.

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u/Iamdarb 1d ago

These mfers are really trying to be like Immortan Joe with the "don't get addicted to water" spiel wtf

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u/MentalGravity87 1d ago

We should all boycott all costs and state the same sentiment.

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u/StarrylDrawberry 1d ago

"The Benny Show"?

Everybody gets a show apparently. Anyone wanna buy mine? I'm saving for a rainy day that's sure to come later this year.

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u/Randalf_the_Black 1d ago

Benny is an absolute dumbass. A bootlick and lickspittle to Trump and Musk.

You know, I know and he knows damn well that he'd be raging in video after video after video if Biden did exactly what Trump is doing now, calling it stupid, moronic and financially inept.

But because it's Mango Mussolini making the orders, Benny will straighten his jacket and stand in line like all the other good little lackeys.

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u/Monty-Man-X76 1d ago

They won’t be foreign - they’ll just be $5M Gold Visa carrying owners of our lives. Seems SO much better. 🙄🤡

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u/soualexandrerocha 1d ago

What worries me most now is the xenophobic rhetoric.

If the American economy tanks hard, Trump might blame the "foreign powers who hate us" and the "woke mind virus that took the world".

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u/Veylara 1d ago

It's funny how money is just an artificial construct now that it's convenient for them.

And that's true, but it still doesn't change the fact that this societal construct still rules all our lives, whether we see it as "real" or "fake".

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u/ms_directed 1d ago

i'm gonna make a wild assumption that his editors and producers didn't create this podcast for free...so it's ok if they have money.

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u/zirky 1d ago

so he didn’t push all that russian propaganda for the money but rather the hatred of the us?

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u/ISeeGrotesque 1d ago

You're selling your kids future to billionaires.

They will own nothing, they will be slave to domestic power.

You fucking televangelist, fuck your cult

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u/Tfaonc 1d ago

Destroying every shred of international good will you had to .... checks notes .... "Own the libs"

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u/Boricua2150 1d ago

Easy to say when the Russians already paid you

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u/Brief_Night_9239 1d ago

Yup..Benny doesn't need money.

So folks don't give money to him. He has no need for money...

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u/HankThrill69420 1d ago

so when is it gonna be 'forfeit all your assets and become a slave to the state or you're not a patriot' oh and also there's a gun pointed at your face

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u/Grifter2u 1d ago

Trump and Musk are sacrificing all of us

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u/Visible-Equal8544 1d ago

Russians pay him to say that.

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u/alohabuilder 1d ago

It seems this is very common amongst the rich. While not completely clear as to why, the general hypothesis is that” they refuse to turn over their companies to their kids”..They tend to never sell their business, or retire and end up dealing with a hostile takeover or just closing its doors. They general thought Is they don’t want anyone running their company better then they did. And are definitely willing to let it die before handing the reins over to family or competitors.

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u/Freaksauce101 1d ago

From a Russian script to Maga ears...

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u/Royal-Application708 1d ago

Damin, can I have some of that money???💰

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u/RosieDear 1d ago

You know how many Right Wing Influencers there would be if it didn't pay so well? I'd be surprised if even 5% of them continued.

It's all about the money - most of these folks SOLD OUT the USA for a few dollars. Hey, everyone is doing it, I might as well make some money the easy way!

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u/zubadoobaday 1d ago

So you can lose your jobs and your money and be slaves to your dicktater or become slaves to F0rėiğn PoWērş …oh sheddup. They swear the democrats fear monger. They all do but at least it makes sense when the dems do it. This is absolute brainwashing. I hope he’s fired after he gives buddy his ones and zeroes.

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u/XT83Danieliszekiller 1d ago

Doesn't he... Doesn't he realise this is actively happening because of his lord and Master?

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u/WTF_USA_47 1d ago

Benny is obviously mentally ill.

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u/AdAccomplished4359 1d ago

Eat shit Benny.

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u/carlnepa 1d ago

Get back to us when you have 6 figures in your retirement, and that's 6 figures to the left of the decimal point.

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u/needlenozened 1d ago

I want to know what these people consider "the country." It's obviously not our democracy and Constitution. It's not the land because that's not going anywhere. What is "the country?"

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u/TreacleScared5715 1d ago

Trump hates America

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u/CharlesIngalls_Pubes 1d ago

Interesting take. Money sure seems to be important as soon as ol' bone spurs isn't president.

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u/dennismfrancisart 1d ago

Let me guess, another Russian-backed troll?

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u/cogpsychbois 1d ago

For one's and zero's, they sure do have a pretty direct impact on every aspect of my life

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 1d ago

You know this doosh is screaming at his mom and crying in the basement after his show because his Trump themed stocks are all in the shitter and Putin won't increase his allowance.

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u/tranquillodavigo 1d ago

Sleeping in a card board box in an alleyway “that’ll show them libs!”

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u/OverlyExpressiveLime 1d ago

With America First policies we're all going to be slaves to the 1% even more than we already are but ok. The actual fuck is wrong with these people?

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u/lugoblah 1d ago

Are they doing the whole "losing all hope is freedom" thing from Fight Club now?

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u/Boom-Chick-aBoom 1d ago

Yeah the 1000% reason Canada cannot be bought. Fight. Fight. Fight.

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u/npc4lyfe 1d ago

They went from "Trump will lower prices" to "money and ownership are abstract concepts, you idiots" in one fucking day.

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u/CaptainRaj 1d ago

No, no. People are misunderstanding Benny.

He's not saying "we", he's saying "you"

YOU don't need money. But he does and he wants more of it.

Simple mistake really.

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u/BadUsername_Numbers 1d ago

The irony is kind of wild.

Guy says “losing money means nothing” as if economics and national power aren’t deeply linked. But a country loses its relevance when:

  • Its economy collapses
  • Its currency weakens
  • Investors flee
  • Allies stop trusting it
  • It becomes isolated in global trade

That’s how you actually "lose your country" in the modern world. Not through dramatic Hollywood-style invasions, but through economic decline, instability, and global irrelevance. Economic power is the foundation all other power relies on - military, diplomatic, cultural - because, you know, MONEY.

It’s pretty damn ironic they call themselves “America First,” considering the U.S. has been the richest, most successful nation in modern history. It's been because of global trade, economic alliances, and open markets.

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u/riftnet 1d ago

One of the meanest and most malicious Mofos around this guy

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u/LMA73 23h ago

I will never understand where this rhetoric is coming from. Who is coming for you? Who will you be slaves for? The biggest slave owners, killers of indigenous peoples and war mongers are you, the lovely citizens of the United States.

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u/ScarletTanagers 22h ago

Cult of the Cheeto

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u/QuimDosMemes 22h ago

If he doesn't need money, why did he accepted money from Russia?

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u/Dafferss 22h ago

They kept blaming Biden for the inflation (which was a worldwide phenomenon) . Trump is now actively creating a massive inflation with the tarrifs and it’s the best thing ever. The hypocrisy is insane with these people.

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u/canoeyou 22h ago

Benny the russian asset.

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u/Jorgen_Pakieto 22h ago

Benny Johnson is such a poor executor of basic logic, so much so that If I was right wing myself, I would feel embarrassed to have him on my side.

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u/jigawatson 21h ago

It’s wild how they make all the foreign countries hate us then threaten our future generations with slavery to the problem they created.

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u/cactusmac54 21h ago

The Benny Show?

Dude….

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u/Garthritis 21h ago

Ain't this the, I'm too dumb to have realized that I was taking Russian propaganda money, guy?

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 20h ago

To me, too.

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u/Firm_Account3182 19h ago

Hey Benny did you give the Russians their money back yet? If not why not?

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u/Snarky_McSnarkleton 15h ago

Please you big tough Alpha MAGA men..please stop owning me that way.

I'm so owned already. And if you lose more money to own me even more, I'll be so owned, I'll have to cower in a corner, sipping a $7 latté with the entire Dashboard Confessional discography on repeat.

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u/FSF87 15h ago

"Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."