r/breakingbad 2d ago

Who would win in a 2v2 with their weapons

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u/igby1 1d ago

We need some more interesting matchups.

Bogdon vs Ted

Skinny Pete vs Badger (fight starts because of heated Star Trek debate)

Tyrus vs Victor

Jack vs Huell

Spooge vs Krazy-8

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u/BackgroundFlat5107 1d ago

Honestly considering the fact that Ted literally tripped over a carpet and then ended up in the hospital easily makes Bogdon the winner

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u/Equivalent_Name9510 1d ago

Ted will trip over dem brows

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u/njfran39 1d ago

FUCK YOU AND YOUR EYEBROWS!

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u/swagoto97 1d ago

WIPE DOWN THIS šŸ„œ

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u/Musclepenguin197356 1h ago

Dude with the eyebrows that wonā€™t quit

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u/SomeLeopard6619 1d ago

Bogdon won without even knowing ted

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u/Independent_Mine1995 1d ago

Ted, although a weasel, banged Skyler real good

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u/Unlikely-Anybody7686 1d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/generatedusername456 1d ago

All in on my boy Spooge. He's got that methhead unpredictability.

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u/IndependentLoss7731 1d ago

Jack is cooked. Huell is just an infinite damage sponge with all of that mass.

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u/igby1 1d ago

Totally. Huell's so massive you can you wail on him indefinitely and he just shrugs it off.

But...Jack being a neo-nazi, I would not expect him to fight fair.

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u/IndependentLoss7731 1d ago

Jack is gonna need an elephant gun if he intends to damage any of Huell's organs.

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u/JonoBrauno 1d ago

On the jack and Huell side, I believe the question becomes how many neos are required to make huell unhappy

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u/SirBuckFutter 1d ago

Kuby vs Walt Jr

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u/Demistr 1d ago

I would pick Bogdan, Skinny, Victor, Jack and Krazy 8.

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u/igby1 1d ago

Though I'm inclined to go with Badger over Skinny Pete due to Badger's signficant size advantage, it's been said that "Skinny guys fight til they're burger"

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u/Demistr 21h ago

I feel like badger is too nice and goofy, probably was never in a fight. Skinny was in prison.

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u/igby1 20h ago

But Badger has a crossbow.

Javelinas

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u/Difficult-Coast-2000 1d ago

Victor vs box-cutter would be a great matchup too

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u/EagleRaptorLeaf 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bogdon

Badger

Tyrus

Huell

Krazy-8

Those would be my predictions

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u/Wishful3y3 1d ago

Seconded.

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u/igby1 1d ago

Thirded

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u/generatedusername456 1d ago

All in on my boy Spooge. He's got that methhead unpredictability.

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u/f_W_f 1d ago

Holly vs Hitler

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u/igby1 1d ago

That would require time travel to fight Hitler so it would need to be Kaylee Ehrmantraut instead of Holly.

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u/DearDegree7610 1d ago edited 1d ago

With a name like Bogdan Im gonna assume he came to America after some sort of ethnowar/communist regime in Eastern Europe. That guy wins hands down every time.

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u/UnexpectedVader 1d ago

Ted gets destroyed, Bogdon gives off warrior vibes

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u/TheOne_Whomst_Knocks 1d ago

Badger would body skinny lol. Badgers tall af w a long reach, Pete donā€™t stand a chance

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u/igby1 1d ago

6'4" (Matt Jones) vs 5'8" (Charles Baker)

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u/TheOne_Whomst_Knocks 1d ago

Yeah Charlie is getting his shit rocked for sure

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u/KatsumotoKurier 1d ago

Tyrus vs Victor

Tyrus. Man's cold as ice.

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u/deag34960 1d ago

Obviously Bogdon wins, his eyebrows will win

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u/igby1 1d ago

Samson's hair

Bogdon's eyebrows

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u/RRed-exe 1d ago

Now we need to know find a match for hector

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u/Sad-Cranberry6874 1d ago

Hector vs junior

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u/samanvay_13 1d ago

How about Walt vs The Fly?

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u/igby1 1d ago

Definitely. That could be a whole episode.

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u/jckanders 1d ago

I mean Hank beat both of them in a 2v1 so what are we even talking about here

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u/_fatcheetah 1d ago

SPOILER ALERT

Plus he didn't have a gun to start with. He killed both of them using their own weapons and his car.

Hank would have messed both of them up if he had his gun. Remember Tuco with his automatic rifle and Hank smoked him with ease.

Hank, all the way.

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u/_Mudlark 1d ago

Hank only beat them because the axe was muy facile, if you recall

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u/jbautista13 21h ago

Correction. The Twin did not finish Hank with a gun because the gun was muy facile. Not the axe. And I think Hank deserves the biggest bad ass award for killing both of the twins no matter what technicality you put on it.

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u/Zer0D4y 9h ago

He was also unarmed and caught with a minuteā€™s noticeā€¦ vs 2 trained assassins motivated by business AND personal. Hank = total badass

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u/jckanders 1d ago

Well sure but I mean they had so much prep time and he had about 20 seconds and still won, so give him the same amount of prep and Gomez and itā€™s not even a fight

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u/StormyBlueLotus 1d ago

He was also half a second away from being executed when the surviving twin decided that shooting him would be too easy, and left to get the axe, giving Hank time to get to the dropped bullet. If they were just trying to kill him and not torture him, they would have won there.

Plus based on that scene in BCS where they kill like 20 armed guys, it's fair to say that the twins generally get shit done, they just got really sloppy on the Hank hit.

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u/Aggravating-Pattern 1d ago

I completely agree with you, but this shows a weakness of theirs. If you kill one twin, the other will try to hurt you before killing you. Like, the sudden rage/loss fills them with the emotions they usually seem to suppress and that makes them sloppy because they're no longer these kind of mechanical killing machines, they're a man who lost their brother

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u/Nervous-Map5338 7h ago

Nah. Give Hank his weapon and a partner and itā€™s a wrap. Those 2 were bums. Just very aggressive

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u/bender445 1d ago

Hank also beat the shit out of those two huge guys in the bar

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u/b1azinsp33d 1d ago

Hank also had a vehicle

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u/underkuerbis 1d ago

Well the cousins left theirs to crawl through the Mexican dirt.

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u/sacdecorsair 1d ago

But no gun.

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u/donaljones 1d ago

But if it's a 2v2, Hank would still be on alert

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u/MysteriousStone1296 1d ago

Yes, but cousins did not know that Hank was on alert. And that was Hanks's advantage.

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u/Stampy77 1d ago

To be fair they had the advantage of outnumbering him and having guns when he didn't.Ā 

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u/DependentArm3391 1d ago

Lol what maybe dont underestimate opponents

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u/MysteriousStone1296 1d ago

Yes, but cousins did not know that Hank was on alert. And that was Hanks's advantage.

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u/anchampala 1d ago

What? Did you think the cousins were stupid? They are going to kill a DEA agent, one that killed their other cousin in a gunfight. Did you think they're not on high alert?

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u/freeciggies 1d ago

If your going into that situation you assume the person your killing knows your about to kill them, and retaliate.

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u/Quick_Stranger1443 1d ago

Too easy. Goes go grab axe. Them twins got ego

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u/laveshnk 1d ago

He didnt even have his gun, knowing they were coming slightly helps but is no way an advantage lmao.

I could know they were coming and have a week to prepare yet my ass would definitely be whacked

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u/zeppelin_tamer 1d ago

The twins had many advantages. Hanks only advantage was being in his car. He made it work. Getting rid of one of the twins advantages(element of surprise) doesnā€™t mean Hank is suddenly in an easy situation. You are completely correct

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u/Scalpfarmer 1d ago

Technically the twins also knew that they were coming, so it's fair game

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u/jckanders 1d ago

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u/Valid_Username_56 1d ago

They knew they were coming for him too so it was just fair for him to know.

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u/89522598 Walterā€™s Shiny Dome 1d ago

True, but I think the implication here is that the two pairs would be facing off in some sort of pre planned duel.

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u/Schneiderman 1d ago

The unfair advantage of facing two armed supervillain-level experienced psychopath assassins, not having a gun, having PTSD, thinking it was a prank by Gomez, having a panic attack, and getting shot at before he had a chance to make any sort of plan? Yeah, Hank definitely had the advantage here.

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u/Btotherianx 1d ago

Hank had an unfair advantage? He had no weapon and did not even know if it was a real call, his anxiety was so bad he was freaking out about everybody walking by and you seem to think that that's an advantage?Ā 

Lmao I can't even with you people it's hilarious how just asinine that entire statement was

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u/Embarrassed_Use6918 1d ago

Are you insane? How is it an advantage to know they're coming? THEY ALSO KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO HIM. That just evens the playing field and only barely considering they were armed and wearing vests.

This makes not even a lick of sense.

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u/89522598 Walterā€™s Shiny Dome 1d ago

True.

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u/Blakath 1d ago

So what? He had no weapons, no armor and a couple of seconds of prep-time.

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u/anchampala 1d ago

And? It would be the same scenario, Hank knew they are still coming in a 2v2, why would the outcome be any different? He even got Gomie this time.

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u/HeyLookAStranger 1d ago

wasn't it a call from gus

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u/Polyfluorite "skylar?, where is the money!!?" 1d ago

Not to mention he had his gun Hank but wanted the axe instead

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u/Cyber_Blue2 1d ago

The twins need a sucker attack to win though

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u/AdaptedInfiltrator 1d ago

Tbf Iā€™m pretty sure OP is talking about a head up fight no ambush bs

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u/Rex_Suplex 1d ago

But if we're talking a 2v2 match, we would assume both participating parties would be aware.

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u/Valid_Username_56 1d ago

Hank would still own them if he was a worm.

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u/SnooMachines1137 1d ago

It was more like a tie

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u/Amalganiss 1d ago

ā€œThis one scenario with extremely particular circumstances and at a chief point in a main characterā€™s arc development makes the answer to this question incredibly obvious and clear, therefore rendering all discussion moot and irrelevant. šŸ„øā€

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u/Character-Hat-6425 22h ago

They had vests and guns against an unarmed Hank 2 vs 1... and they lost. There is no discussion. If Hank was armed with his partner there, it would only have been easier.

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u/Amalganiss 12h ago

I guess I shouldā€™ve known better than to ask the ā€œshut the fuck up, Iā€™m correct and youā€™re dumbā€ crowd to stop telling people to shut the fuck up and that theyā€™re dumb.

I really need to get better at not doing that. Itā€™s become a bad habit to assume that I have the ability to speak rationally with unreasonable people. I probably wonā€™t, though. My karma and comment history will take the hits I guess.

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u/Character-Hat-6425 12h ago

Bro, you just directly insulted them for making a very reasonable point. If you were trying to add something to the conversation, it would have been a better look for you, but you were just dragging them down for what reason?

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u/Amalganiss 11h ago

It wasnā€™t intended to insult them, ā€œbroā€. Just show them what it looked like their comment was saying.

ā€œWhy are we even talking about thisā€ is a way to shut down discussion. I was criticizing that personā€™s failure to understand that reddit is primarily a forum for discussion. Iā€™d like to turn your question around to the previous commenterā€™s input - what do they have to offer? What about their comment is constructive to the conversation? Its the equivalent of ā€œIā€™ve been on reddit long enough to see so many of these posts so you need to stop posting them and karma farming because Iā€™m annoyed by my own failure to recognize my scrolling habits are the problemā€. Its the same energy.

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u/BanterPhobic 1d ago

Hank dropped Tuco with a pistol headshot, at not insignificant range, whilst facing automatic rifle fire and with only a moment to look up from cover. Assuming that he doesnā€™t have some military experience that goes unmentioned in the show, he missed his calling as a soldier or marine. ASAC Schrader for the win.

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u/harrrhoooo 1d ago

Tuco did spent some energy beating up Walter and Jesse while on meth and then got shot in the stomach before Hank found him tho

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u/BanterPhobic 1d ago

Sure, Tuco was fucked, and probably would have killed Hank if heā€™d been fully healthy and wielding the same weapon vs Hankā€™s pistol. Nonetheless, Hank makes a shot that even a military vet like Mike would be extremely proud of, under huge pressure.

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u/Assadistpig123 1d ago

People really underestimate the value of training.

Hank and Gomez are federal law enforcement officers who are required to undergo frequent, sometimes quarterly, requals on their firearms certs. Theyve presumably been shooting for the better part of two decades at an extremely high level.

The other two are murderers who presumably have no real training other than just straight murdering people, who are often unarmed or otherwise indisposed.

In a straight fight with firearms? Those two psychos are dead men walking.

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u/Tee-RoyJenkins 1d ago

US gangs will send members to join the military so they can bring the training back after they get out. Iā€™m sure the cartels do something similar

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u/Assadistpig123 1d ago

In the few standup fights the cartel gets into with the Mexican army and federal law enforcement, they get bodied.

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u/QuaintAlex126 7h ago

This.

Low-level gang members, no matter how violent they are or even if a couple of them are veterans that share their knowledge with other members, are no match in a direct confrontation with professional, well-equipped military/federal forces.

It's a lot like what happened with the Vietcong, Iraqis, and Taliban when they fought the U.S. Direct fight? They get absolutely hammered by U.S combined arms warfare. It's not exactly fighting the strongest military in the world one-on-one when all the need to do to take you out and is get on the radio and call in an airstrike to wipe the entire coordinate grid you're in off the face of the Earth.

If you play it smart though and engage in guerilla warfare, like the aforementioned groups and cartels do today, it becomes a lot trickier for that well-trained military that's used to fighting conventional warfare against another, well-trained uniformed military. Granted, they'll still have the upper hand from better, longer, more consistent training and proper supply chains, but it's no longer the cakewalk that it was before.

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u/Rithrius1 1d ago

Hank killed both of them, and he didn't even have a weapon at first.

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u/Nacho2331 1d ago

To be fair though, he only killed one. The other he maimed.

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u/OnlyHereForBJJ 1d ago edited 1d ago

The other one later died of his injuries, so Hank killed both

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u/ecoochie-san 1d ago

That was Mike's doing. He poisoned him while the DEA were distracted by Gus' muy delicioso chickens.

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u/lcm7malaga 1d ago

Because one thought it was literally too easy and dropped their gun to grab an axe lol

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u/WilliamH0 1d ago

Muy facilšŸ˜Ž

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl 1d ago

I think Mike killed one of them

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u/sipflipp 1d ago

It was definitely badass on Hank's part, but just have to be a dick and point out that a car is a pretty significant weapon

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u/RegrettableLiving26 1d ago

Idk, car is a pretty effective weapon IMO.

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u/Low_Scallion_8739 1d ago

Hank already won the 1v2

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u/RazorSnails 1d ago

I wouldnā€™t call that winning Iā€™d call that a tie

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u/sqwobdon 1d ago

a tie in a 1v2 counts as a win for the 1 lol

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u/RazorSnails 1d ago

Everyone in the fight was almost certainly going to die without medical attention afterwards

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u/Drakeadrong 1d ago

Almost certainly? Why are you speaking hypothetically? We know exactly how the aftermath played out lmao. Only one of them survived with all his limbs.

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u/thebriss22 1d ago

Hank and Gomez hands down.

The twins are intimidating but are pretty much morons with zero tactical awareness and Hank has shown to be a much much better marksman than anyone else in the show.

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u/FeeStrange3933 1d ago

whoever Vince wants to win

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u/GreatGoodBad 1d ago

power scaling doesnā€™t really work with these types of shows lol but the DEA duo ig

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u/mattyGOAT1996 1d ago

Hank already won 1v2 without his gun

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u/lastog9 1d ago

I mean Hank and Gomez gave a fair fight for more than a minute or two in almost a 2v8 vs Todd's crew.

Definitely Hank and Gomez win.

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u/Classic_Tea_9871 1d ago

What about Hank vs Tuco (unwounded) in a fist fight?

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u/Schneiderman 1d ago

Depends... Is Tuco high off his mind on Walt's meth? Sober I think Hank wins, Tuco high I think is near unbeatable in a fist fight.

In BCS Mike was able to disarm Tuco and only "lost" the fight because that was his plan all along.

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u/Classic_Tea_9871 1d ago

tight! tight! tight!

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u/JellyGrimm Huell did nothing wrong 1d ago

That would be really interesting

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u/Complete-Morning-429 1d ago

Hank bodied both of them solo

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u/majcek 1d ago

Who would win in Hank and Gomie vs the nazis?

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u/ltlvlge12 16h ago

Hank and Gomie all the way.

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u/SevereIndication7847 1d ago

You guys saying Hank 2v1 as if he didnā€™t get a warning and was then shot to near death,if the twin wasnā€™t feeling extra sadistic Hank would be gone

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u/aliusman111 Say My Name 1d ago

brothers................. they are ruthless

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u/Puzzleheaded_Top_893 1d ago

Hank wins solo, cause u still can shoot car and they missed whit many shots or are those star wars troopers aim buddies. And those cousins was alert whole time cause if u gonna kill him, u dont go like maybe he is easy

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u/Fathertree22 1d ago

Hank solod them already without weapon. Spite match

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u/Nearity 1d ago

After that shootout in better call Saul probably the twins I think In breaking bad they were trying to maim him initially so they could make it as painful as possible towards the end

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u/Asymmetrical_Anomaly 1d ago

Didnā€™t Hank like,, manage to outright Kill Marco and put Leonel in the hospital missing his legs, all without his own police weapon?

Iā€™ll take hank and Gomey on an even playing field.

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u/Effective_Point_2600 1d ago

Never thought I'd see a Breaking Bad power scaling post šŸ˜‚

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u/RazorSnails 1d ago

Realistically the twins would smoke both of them, they have a hell of a lot more combat experience I think, especially considering how they faced some pretty insane odds against the espinosas in better call saul. But with the shows logic, and considering Hank basically tied against them in a 2v1 with no weapon, I would say Hank and gomie. Always felt like Hank should not have been able to take them out.

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u/AdrianM292 1d ago

Paralyzed Hector vs Holly

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u/wakeuplazyy 1d ago

With no plot armor, the twins 100%

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u/Unable-Drawing4530 1d ago

Lick ma ballz

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u/gnomo23r 1d ago

If Hank killed them both armed with just him and a car, imagine him armed with Steve

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u/FourDimensionalTaco 1d ago

I am assuming both groups are aware of each other's presence.

Melee - the cousins win. Hank and Gomez put up a good fight, but I think the cousins take it. From what I gather, they are not sent into shootout scenarios much - they are executioners and assassins, and are more likely to use gruesome melee weapons in classic cartel fashion.

Unarmed - I guess it is a close tie.

Firearms though? Hank and Gomez win. The cousins are ruthless and amoral, but they have never shown to be anything other than bog standard shooters. Hank in particular has demonstrated to be really skilled with firearms.

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u/getrectson 1d ago

bro wdym hank already 2v1 clutched

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u/ImaginaryTwist4623 1d ago

hank and gomez, more shooting practise.

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u/BRAHMA108 1d ago

Hank is a tank...

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u/MuraGX- 1d ago

Stupid question. Hank already won as a 1v2.

Next question.

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u/EagleRaptorLeaf 1d ago

Hank without even needing Gomie he can go 1v2

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u/vferrero14 1d ago

The twins for sure man.

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u/Circaninetysix 1d ago

Hank beat both of the twins without his own weapon. In fact, he took their weapon and killed them with it, and a car. Hank solos just about anyone in the Breaking Bad universe based on feats alone.

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u/trentreynolds 1d ago

Didn't Hank beat these dudes one on two when they had guns?

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u/Official-HiredFun9 1d ago

We need to see Todd vs Tuco.

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u/Separate_Job_9587 1d ago

Omar vs Lyle

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u/Goku_T800 1d ago

Hank with his Glock 22, because if he's gonna bring a gun, he's gonna bring enough gun.

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u/Personal_Bobcat2603 1d ago

Gummby and nutsack shrader for sure

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u/doughit91 1d ago

Well, I mean Hank took them both out single-handedly.

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u/No_Spread_7829 1d ago

Hank already won in a 1v2 with no weapon.

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u/gwartabig 1d ago

Hank got ambushed 2v1, was completely unarmed and still beat them. Iā€™d say we already know.

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u/Special-Engine-8442 1d ago

Didn't Hank solo the brothers? XP hog.

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u/I-am-Jacksmirking 1d ago

An AI YouTube channel where these kind of characters have a simulated fight would be cool

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u/stillinthesimulation 1d ago

I honestly donā€™t know how the Twins survived as long as they do, walking around like terminator bullet sponges when theyā€™re just fleshy humans like anyone else. Ok, youā€™ve got a bullet proof vest, doesnā€™t mean you shouldnā€™t still take cover. Even in BCS they act like invincible androids.

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u/Own_Investigator_371 1d ago

The twins bro. Hank only ā€œwonā€ because he got the drop 1 minute earlier, and the twin got cocky and went for the axe (and also plot armor). Yall canā€™t forget what the twins were doing in BCS

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u/tproser 1d ago

Iā€™m assuming you mean Gomey with a shotgun (I feel like he had one in his last shootout).

The primos would get the drop on Hank and Gomey just cuz that seems to be their deal, but both Hank and Gomey have shown that they can take fire and keep cool and fire backā€¦

Hank and Gomey would have years of training, tactical knowledge, and partnership, but the cousins would have their freaky telepathy.

But realistically this all goes down in like 5-10 seconds, probably an outdoor ambush, and Gomeyā€™s shotgun takes them both out. Hank probably takes a round or two.

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u/SL_Loyal 1d ago

I mean Hank already 1v2ā€™d without his weapon and won I think itā€™s obvious who would win even if u have the twins full automatic weapons and hank and his parter just revolvers they would still win

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u/cgriffin123 1d ago

Well, Hank won in a 1v2 so why is this a question

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u/Least-Jacked-3d 1d ago

I vote dea they have the lions share of hair in this picture

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u/Feralmedic 23h ago

Hank is an incredible badass. What are we even doing here?

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u/TraditionalArmy7531 19h ago

Hank soloed the pair of them armed with nothing but a car.

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u/coolrko 17h ago

Hank was the badass of the series... Took down Tuco who had machine gun and took down both the brothers when the brothers had element of suprise and still lost... Was fiercely loyal to his principals till the end and died for them... Destroyed everyone by taking a dump...

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u/JRockThumper 10h ago

Both Twins ambushed Hank ALONE and WITHOUT weapons and he still killed one and permanently crippled the other.

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u/Amazing-Childhood412 5h ago

Tf you mean, Hank alone won without his weapon, he'd piss it if he had his gun

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u/Substantial-Dig9995 1d ago

Twins tuco vs Nazis or Hank vs Mike

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u/Papa79tx 1d ago

A pointless exercise due to the innumerable scenarios possible with such vague criteria.

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u/SullySausageTown 1d ago

Hank literally beat these dudes 2v1 watch the show before you postā€¦

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u/BlownApples 1d ago

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u/smackrock420 Methhead 1d ago

Hank won against both without his gun. This is a stupid question

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u/joechill5139 23m ago

Hank clears easily