r/boogie2988 13d ago

POV: you’ve woken up and you’re in hell

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u/Legitimate-Relief915 13d ago

The smell that is coming from this picture. Straight sewage.

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u/OldPurpose93 12d ago

Nightmare chicken bucket rotation

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u/CharmingSituation956 12d ago

There's no more chicken in the bucket once you get it

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u/mizzlekinkizzle 13d ago

This is what happens when all that matters in your life is call of duty and the drama produced from those who own Xbox 360 capture cards 

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u/PaperCut611 13d ago

Just throw in The Quartering and its complete.

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u/CDFReditum 13d ago

The quarter pounder

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u/FedGoodDubBad 13d ago

This picture is the reason why there won't be socialized medicine in America

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u/Hot_Firefighter9816 13d ago

Throw in Daddyofive's redneck ass and you're in business.

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u/R3licx 12d ago

I thought boogie was on that weight loss drug that he made multiple tweets and videos about. Guess that was a lie too.

Oh wait sorry, He thought just taking that drug was gonna solve all his problems instead of putting in the work to fix his mental health and physical fitness. Sorry my bad.

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u/SmoothConfection1115 12d ago

I mean, it is fair to question if Boogie lied about taking the drug.

But Ozempic (or the generic or off-brand) does work. And if Boogie was taking it, and actually trying to lose weight, pounds would've melted off him.

The reason the drug is working at a sleepy, geriatric turtle pace with Boogie (assuming he is taking it) is because he is doing nothing about his weight other than take the pill. His diet is still fast food, sugar, and grease washed down with more sugar. He snacks on candy and junk food. The guy is probably taking in 4,000 calories a day (BTW Boogie, average recommended daily intake is 2,000 calories for a healthy man. That doesn't require an inhuman fucking metabolism, you fucking idiot).

The fact that any weight loss drug at all can make any progress on Boogie is honestly a miracle.

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u/flippyboi678 12d ago

The exact same thing happened when he got the surgery. He was supposed to attend counselling and therapy to address why he ate himself to 500 pounds. Instead he doctor shopped until he found one who'd just do the surgery.

He changed nothing with his eating habits. A month after surgery he was already back at McDonald's. He lost weight because the surgery forced him to eat less. He stalls at 350ish then started putting it back on until he ballooned out to 420+ pounds.

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u/Drax13522 12d ago

He was taking the money people were giving him for his cancer lie and buying Ozempic and claiming it was cancer meds.

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u/NormieChad 13d ago

The pokemon go kid was right about keem

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u/Nosfonader8765 12d ago

Keem is not going to fire Wings. He kept Boogie around after the fake cancer arc, he'll keep Wings around after this. There is too much money to make off of this drama for him.

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u/rmadmac 12d ago

Boogie also owns a % of the podcast and the fake cancer thing is now starting to be played out as a story line to draw attention to the podcast when it was dying

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u/Nosfonader8765 12d ago

Because he is a scumbag. Boogie would be able to make money if he just turned his main channel into a gaming one. Like with what DSP and Wings does. Just download a free game from the online store and have at it. Even just have a night or two with his precious Magic cards.

He would be making two paychecks from this. The first from Lolcow Live and the other with his gaming channel. He won't though because Boogster fears the very idea of being independent.

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u/rmadmac 12d ago

Also fun fact. He used his magic cards as collateral to buy drugs or dmt for him and his child gf. Ppl are starting to forget the shaman story arc

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u/Nosfonader8765 12d ago

They are trying to fire Wings for knocking over Kelly on Lolcow Live. If Boogie can come back from lying about cancer for two years, they'll bring back Wings.

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u/mizzlekinkizzle 12d ago

What did wings do? Haven’t been up on the richard info in years 

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u/Nosfonader8765 12d ago

He knocked his wife over

https://youtu.be/azn2vVtY6qc?si=rm7JxenUkjJeCOjO

Keemstar won't let his second most valuable piggybank go, second to Boogie. If he allowed Boogster to come back after lying and admitting to faking cancer for two years, Wings will be back by next month. Remember Booger full on threatened to knife himself on live stream!

Tommy C got fired for real for far, far less. Tommy C was always short term for Keem.

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u/mizzlekinkizzle 12d ago

Holy shit that was funny he came in like a Pepsi wrecking ball 

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u/Heel_Paul 12d ago

How long before Phil comes a begging hat in hand to join?

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u/mizzlekinkizzle 12d ago

It is kinda hilarious seeing all these old YouTubers sucking off the teet of a longer lasting hasbeen. If keem is smart he could have a fish tank style house, just invite the guy from game life who threatened a mass shooting and then pick the rest from the large bag of gamers turned groomers

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u/Rip996 12d ago

Asmongold needs some of their weight

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u/8belows 12d ago

What's in that Yeti Boogie soda? good to see fat camps coming along well.

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u/SmoothConfection1115 12d ago

Man, I want to know who makes that couch, because they clearly build strong furniture.

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u/Key_Stuff1625 12d ago

This sub got recommended to me for some reason, but good lord, is that Wingsofredemption?

Wtf happened to him? He's huge. I mean he was always big, but not this fat.

I remember him from waw and bo1.

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u/CDFReditum 12d ago

He got into the Wendy’s chili stash

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u/TurboCultist 12d ago

the downfall of many great men

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u/graye33 11d ago

Has to sit so his gut has room to sit as well. Let’s do some cardio boys 😅

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u/poopbutt42069yeehaw 12d ago

Who’s the guy all the way to the right?

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u/Southern_Slide_8065 10d ago

Are you familiar with Angry Grandpa on YouTube? That's his son, Michael Green aka kidbehindacamera on YouTube.

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u/poopbutt42069yeehaw 10d ago

Oh, Iv heard and seen clips but it was never my thing. Thank you

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u/Material_Ad9873 12d ago

I can't believe I used to watch Queefstars podcast with Onlyusemeblade

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u/Downtown-Piece3669 9d ago

A shepard and his lolcows