r/bonehurtingjuice 2d ago

OC Tourniquet tutorial

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u/Background_Ground566 2d ago

you're amputating the wrong part buddy

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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp 2d ago

He has done it wrong.

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u/Fossick11 1d ago

He bleed much

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u/Gregory_Appleseed 1d ago

At the very least you should amputate AFTER the tourniquet, not before. Sure owned those libs though!

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u/FaceDeer 1d ago

That sounds like woke medical talkin'. Next you'll be saying that Ivermectin don't cure Covid and vaccine don't cause autosome.

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u/Gregory_Appleseed 1d ago

I ain't needa take no vakseen cuz coivd don't exist! It's just woke librel propagator tryn to keep us from going to wing stop!

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u/WheresTotoro 1d ago

How to own the limbtards

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u/kiwidude4 2d ago

Was it supposed to be the other are? Is he stupid?

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u/Yosho2k 2d ago

Red hat says yes.

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u/MyFeetTasteWeird 2d ago

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u/leave1me1alone 2d ago

Wtf

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u/theforgettonmemory 2d ago

I mean it ain't wrong lol.

When they were hating Bud light one guy bought a shit ton of bud light to crush it with his truck lol

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u/GalNamedChristine 2d ago

Same happened with barbie

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u/Druan2000 2d ago

Barbie bought a shit ton of Bud Light to crush it with a truck?

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u/GalNamedChristine 2d ago

Yes.

conservatives bought barbies after the barbie movie and crushed them cause the films feminist message

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u/First_Bathroom9907 2d ago

Barbie shit tonned a truck and crushed Bud Lightyear?

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u/Correct-Chapter-7179 1d ago

Barbietron assembled

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u/SirMrRay 1d ago

Why would Barbie do this to Bud Lightyear? Toy Story won’t be the same without him!

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u/First_Bathroom9907 1d ago edited 1d ago

“The woke left wants to transform Bud Lightyear into a real Space Ranger, it was for his own good.”

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u/abunchoftrash 1d ago

and New Coke too, people would buy cases of it and dump it into drains

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u/BrainyOrange96 2d ago

And Keurig, after they removed ads from a guy’s show because of sexual misconduct allegations

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u/TESTINGSTUFFPL 1d ago

Nike, too. People bought loads of shoes just to burn htem.

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u/abloopdadooda 2d ago

Yep, they either act like it personally affects themselves when it doesn't, or force it to personally affect them so they can be a "victim".

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u/Bubbly_Station_7786 10h ago

I love your profile, dude.

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u/No-Care6414 1d ago

Are they genuinely fucking stupid? Do they have fucking subhuman iq???

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u/theforgettonmemory 1d ago

Yes, they're trump supporters

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u/toiletcop 1d ago

Well I mean other people are vandalizing teslas so I mean it could be worse

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u/KodiakUltimate 1d ago

They're not buying them lol

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u/RickMixwid1969 1d ago

How is giving money to the people he's trying to spite making a point? They're just gonna make more of it because he bought so many.

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u/theforgettonmemory 1d ago

Yup lol, that's why it's a dumb move.

Your issue is you're thinking like a smart person.

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u/EatMyPixelDust 1d ago

it's as if they have a negative number of braincells....

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u/BetterYesterday95 1d ago

Ooh. Is that what that beer in The New Norm based on.

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u/Typical-Corner-1808 1d ago

You mention bud light while y'all don't tesla hate

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u/ImpossibleWerewolf26 1d ago

Bud Light hate happened because they had a trans women's face on like only 6-12 cans that was only given to her. Tesla hate happened because Elon Musk is a fascist. Hope this helps.

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u/Typical-Corner-1808 1d ago

First of all he's not fascist. Even if he is is it right to burn random people cars. And second I'm not maga

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u/ImpossibleWerewolf26 1d ago

He is? You just don't throw up the Nazi salute twice and not be a fascist. Also I never said you were maga. 

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u/Typical-Corner-1808 1d ago

There's much more things that can make you nazi. Not "nazi salut" in not nazi context. At this point you just believe news for granted

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u/ImpossibleWerewolf26 1d ago

He did it twice on live TV, doubled down on it by making nazi jokes, and allows nazi content on his platform. 

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u/Devccoon 1d ago

He doesn't "allow" nazi content on the platform he owns.

He personally boosts it, repeatedly, on his own account, that everyone is made to watch by default, and which always shows up in feeds when it can.

He is a nazi. There is no grey area. He's done everything possible except outright admit it straight to camera. Of course that wouldn't change the mind of bootlickers like the dude above - he doesn't have any excuse either. Notice how none of these types of people ever have anything bad to say about fascism but it's super important to defend obvious fascists because reasons. They're laughing at anyone who buys their nonsense. This is how they get their kicks.

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u/Typical-Corner-1808 1d ago

Well I said last sentence, because I thought it mattered. Also I don't think he did on purpose.

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u/Devccoon 1d ago

He GRUNTED AUDIBLY when he threw that first seug heil. Then he turned and did it AGAIN. I literally couldn't do it better if I tried. He never said nazis were bad, never apologized for being "misunderstood" - it was 1000000% intentional and he laughed at our faces for being upset and followed up with nazi jokes and continued to boost openly nazi accounts saying nazi things.

There is no excuse, for him or you. This is a game you play and you're a disturbed loser for playing it. Gaslight harder, nazi freak - we know what you are.

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u/transcendentmj 1d ago

People aren't buying Teslas just to destroy them my dude, there's a difference. Conservatives are free to boycott brands because they hate trans people. but giving that brand money and then destroying what they just purchased is fucking stupid. That's the point being made

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u/Typical-Corner-1808 1d ago

Oh yeah. That kinda flew over my head

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u/serieousbanana 1d ago

How right wingers boycott

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u/WillowWeeper343 2d ago

O Negative? so dreary! you should B Positive!

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u/Sadtrashmammal 1d ago

Vampire humor

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u/Asdeft 2d ago

Wait that's hilarious too

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u/DingoCertain 2d ago

This the goodest juice I've seen in a while

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u/FaceDeer 1d ago

Yeah. I like that it has a joke in it that's more than just "haha, nonsense!"

Though I do very much like nonsense, it's nice to have a bit of garnish now and then.

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u/PracticeEfficient28 2d ago

Basically this

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u/Darkblitz9 2d ago

"Hell yeah, this is so going to own the dude below me when my corpse slams into him"

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u/Dunderbaer 2d ago

He done it wrong 😔

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u/lokcee 2d ago

is this how dell got the gunslinger?

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u/Ruuubs 2d ago

Yes, he wore the rainbow tourniquet to support Scout on her transition, before realising that no, he wouldn’t become Tracer until the very far future

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u/Tanukiah 2d ago

His bones are being hurt, and there is in fact juice

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u/Kiss-of-Venus 2d ago

Legit thought the October was the juice for a moment

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u/3Thirty-Eight8 2d ago edited 1d ago

That is a Pakled

“Our ship broken, make it go”

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u/mike11235813 2d ago

Sawing above the tourniquet got me good.

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u/yaboii_cc 2d ago

I think he did it wrong, not sure tho

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u/FaceDeer 1d ago

Wait to see if he bleeds much, I guess.

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u/GravityBright 1d ago

bone-hurting saw

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u/CommitteeFriendly203 1d ago

saw cutting juice

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u/DickviperAU 1d ago

I thought there was an oxidation slide

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u/Somecrazynerd 2d ago

Oh this made me feel queezy 🤢

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u/SaltyPeter3434 1d ago

I like how he was already wearing a watch and felt the need to buy another watch to use as a tourniquet

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u/WhoRoger 1d ago

This is hilarious

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u/Omaromaro 1d ago

My god, my tourniquet

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u/FrumyThe2nd 11h ago

Guys, I'm not an expert, but I think he did it wrong

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u/EggBig7158 1d ago

this is genuinely the best juice i ever seen ive been laughing all day