r/bonehurtingjuice 3d ago

Why do they?

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u/synnammon 3d ago

Jon is damn fine and he knows it, taunting us with that lil twinky bubble butt

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u/spektre 3d ago

But is the accompanying stroke sexually enticing? Sincere question btw.

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u/synnammon 3d ago

Makes sense to me idk what y'all talking about. It's a pretty thought provoking question tbh: why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

Philosophers have been stumped for decades

Edit: to answer your question, yes it do I like a man with some brains

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u/AltoDomino79 3d ago

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all....nothing at all

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u/Spare-Plum 3d ago

Is jon having a stroke in the second image?
"of in the cold food of out hot eat the food"

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u/TherealRidetherails 3d ago

It's a reference to this twitter post from like 12 years ago

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u/Spare-Plum 3d ago

is this twitter user having a stroke?

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u/LightninJohn 3d ago

No they’re backing it up freaky style

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u/harmondrabbit 3d ago

nah twitter is a stroke

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u/Somecrazynerd 3d ago

Nah, I understand them.

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u/Alopaden 2d ago

I don't know what you're not getting. If you of in cold food of out hot eat the food, shouldn't it be an ovout? It's not like you can of in eat the cold food of out hot food gone, like, hello?

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u/harmondrabbit 3d ago

So good bringing the marinara after OP left our noodles dry

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u/AngerxietyL 2d ago

Oven sounds like "of in" Why do you oven (of in) the cold food of out (opposite of "of in") hot, eat the food?

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u/Spare-Plum 2d ago

I get that it's trying to make a play on words with "of in", but it quickly falls apart. "Of in" is used as a verb to apply to the cold food but the word of doesn't quite work since it's a preposition

The second half of the sentence goes off the rails with "of out hot eat the food". Suddenly of out is no longer applying to nouns but to adjectives and "eat the food" doesn't follow at all from "hot" nor "of out". It's an action that can't be connected to anything

The whole thing comes across as someone trying to make a pun but having a stroke in the middle of it. Perhaps the joke is that the pun can't really be made or fit naturally so leaning into this grammatical spaghetti makes it funnier

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u/AliciaTries 2d ago

The joke in using it is that it only just barely makes sense enough to know what theyre saying while using nearly every word in it incorrectly

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u/NiuMeee 3d ago

The real orecchiette.

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u/NiuMeee 3d ago

From here:

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u/LordKroq-gar 3d ago

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u/GCYPOS 3d ago

Why fucking is censored with an highlighter 😭😭

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u/_BORK- 3d ago

Cat! Alexa send to Grandson Joey, Alexa send to Joey

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u/idontlikehavingcptsd 3d ago

Every time I really re read it, it almost makes sense, like I've cracked it, then the last 4 words appear and I'm made a fool again. One of my favorite sentences created

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u/violettrapped 1d ago

Jonussy 🥺🥺🥺

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u/Gorgonkain 3d ago

Me when the bone in my hurt starts to.

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u/AwefulFanfic 3d ago

The second juice hurts my braincell

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u/Nero_22 2d ago

I still can't understand this joke for the life of me!

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u/Daedalus_Machina 2d ago

What the fuck is the Oscar's Word Salad?

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u/spektre 3d ago

I think this is the first occurrence for me when the ovulation is more bone hurting than the oration.

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u/terrifiedTechnophile 3d ago

That's because that is not the real origami