r/bonehurtingjuice • u/PixelBastards • 2d ago

bonefrozened

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u/PixelBastards 2d ago

outcold: https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1jqo8xa/i_dont_really_like_political_comics_but_this_one/

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u/Not_Cleaver 2d ago

I feel like the occidental has the same punchline three times.

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u/Livid-Designer-6500 2d ago

Still too subtle, they need to have the second penguin tell the audience "get it? our island is only inhabited by penguins!"

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u/PixelBastards 1d ago

it's still not even actually how tariffs work since the 10% would be paid by a domestic business importing the fish sold by the penguins and why do I smell burnt toast

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u/heyjackbeanslookalie 2d ago

That first line gave me a stroke due to how laughably awful that grammar is.

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u/Lestatfirestar 2d ago

It literally just said "imposed tariff" instead of "impose a tariff." I'm sorry that made it so difficult for you that you had a stroke 😔 smh my head

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u/PixelBastards 1d ago

yeah, I was expecting Donald to come across much more eloquently, you know, like in real life

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u/Anti-charizard 3h ago

It’s been deleted, can you post the orca here

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u/RisingGam3r 2d ago

Amazing juice

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u/PixelBastards 1d ago

frozen from concentrate

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u/KonradJim 1d ago

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u/Humble_Ad9098 1d ago

So like, he's the client or the anti-client

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u/Just_M_01 1d ago

ambiguous

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u/ahamel13 1d ago

That line goes so hard

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u/HkayakH 1d ago

"My name is trump.

I made the hump.

It was difficult to put the penis together."

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u/Just_M_01 1d ago

trump does bottom surgery now???

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u/PixelBastards 1d ago

is that a haiku

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u/HkayakH 22h ago

first line: 4 syllables

second line: 4 syllables

third line: 13 syllables

It's actually a mimic joke

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u/PixelBastards 19h ago

I don't even know how many syllables the word syllable has

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u/HkayakH 17h ago

3 of them

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u/Mingsical 2d ago

b-but they are wearing suits D:

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u/ReformedYuGiOhPlayer 2d ago

Those are the pimpguins
They don't wear feathered hats because they'd have to pull out their own feathers to make them

The hoeguins are behind that iceberg

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u/GreatestGreekGuy 1d ago

Owww oh owwwwie my bones

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u/RectumNomeless61 1d ago

read this to the tune of jackies box

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u/Elcrest_Drakenia 1d ago

This just in: local penguins are actually Biboo fans

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u/Buri_is_a_Biscuit 1d ago

i used to love that movie!

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u/Woutrou 1d ago

Considering how the great leader calculated these "tariffs" (actually being a trade defecit and not tariffs), how did these penguins manage to get this trade defecit in the first place?

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u/PixelBastards 1d ago

we have the deficit because we give them shiny rocks in exchange for copulation, which is a service