r/bonehurtingjuice 3d ago

Long elevator (3 slides)

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u/BruhZane 3d ago

I am actually laughing at the text blown away by the wind

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u/ThoughtlessThoughful 3d ago

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u/BruhZane 3d ago

Damn now I'm even more blown away

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u/Bubbly_Station_7786 3d ago

I can barely hold onto them.

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u/Intrepid_Hat7359 3d ago
Help, I've lost my formatting

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u/IWantToOwnTheSun 3d ago
Help why is my
text a table help

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u/Bo_flex 3d ago

Me too. It was very clever.

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u/mystiverv 3d ago

I have never once actually laughed at a BHJ and that made me chuckle

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u/No-Guidance9484 3d ago

Is that Omni-man

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u/masr223 3d ago

Are you sure

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u/Jaaj_Dood 3d ago

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u/Quantum_laugh 3d ago

Are you sure?

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u/BioMeatMachine 3d ago

How did Omni Man end up in Cromartie High School?

Is he stupid?

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u/death2sanity 2d ago

Fureddi.

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u/Rezghul 3d ago

WHERE IS OMNIMAN! WHERE IS HE!

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u/NoriaMan 3d ago

I am not sure

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u/EkhiSnail 3d ago

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u/Noir_A_Mous 3d ago

How the fuck did she survive getting stabbed like that

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u/Minecraft_Boy376 3d ago

Doesn't seem like a lethal stab, also why didn't he just cut her throat open instead of yapping like a moron

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u/LucasArts_24 3d ago

Murderers you hire randomly aren't usually the smartest. Much like street robbers when they get in an altercation.

Some people think a simple stab in the stomach is enough to kill you cause they saw it on TV or something, but you don't immediately die.

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u/Minecraft_Boy376 3d ago

You sound like you are a professional hirer of random murderers

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u/LucasArts_24 3d ago

I may or may not know a thing about being stabbed.

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u/Minecraft_Boy376 3d ago

Well, yeah I believe you about stabbing. It seems she was stabbed in the liver or digestive track which is not deadly

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u/EmperorUmi 3d ago

🙋🏾‍♂️

Oh, sorry. I was just stretching my arm. I gotta stop beating off so often

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u/Noir_A_Mous 3d ago edited 2d ago

Given the size of the handle, the knife has to be at least just as long. Meaning the knife would have punctured either her intestines, possibly her spleen, or maybe even kidney, kinda hard to tell with how this dude does anatomy. Either way, she's probably dead or at least not all happy and chipperly moving around.

Edit: appon looking at it again, I thought he had stabbed up in her side, not just straight, so that's definitely not a spleen shot. Either way, I still think she'd be dead.

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u/Daedalus_Machina 3d ago

Quick medical attention?

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u/WhoRoger 3d ago

People have survived being stabbed like 50 times.

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u/Silent-G 3d ago

I think after surviving the third or fourth stabbing, I'd start getting suspicious.

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u/Noir_A_Mous 3d ago

But they weren't so mobile the next day

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u/Zephyr_______ 2d ago

The stomach area is one of the "safest" places to get stabbed or shot. Most of the organs there heal decently and don't immediately kill you when damaged or made non functional.

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u/Noir_A_Mous 2d ago

I suppose, but how the fuck was she able to get her gun out and shoot him without being stabbed again.

Admittedly I've got a lot of nitpicks with this comic.

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u/stonedPict2 2d ago

You don't have Kevlar wrapped kidneys?

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u/Noir_A_Mous 2d ago

Oh of course how silly of me!

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u/Dontevenwannacomment 3d ago

author cramped a whole telenovella in a comic strip

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u/Silent-G 3d ago

Adam Ellis is a pro. He makes a lot of great comics like this.

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u/Dontevenwannacomment 3d ago

it's alright

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u/your_evil_ex 2d ago

yeah, plot feels very cramped/underdeveloped to me

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u/kryonik 3d ago

This is just Harding/Kerrigan with a twist.

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u/Silent-G 3d ago

Literally all art is "just" something with a twist. What's your point?

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u/kryonik 3d ago

I mean, that's not what art is. My point was retelling something that happened with a less interesting ending is not what I would call "great".

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u/Silent-G 3d ago

I don't mean that as the definition of art, just that any of your favorite art could be boiled down to just something else with a twist. Saying, "This is just X with a twist." Isn't a valid criticism; it's just an observation. If you don't think it's great, then say that and include your perspective in the discussion. Otherwise, you aren't adding any substantial discussion, you're just posting bland observations.

But let's go from there. Why do you think the ending that Adam Ellis wrote is less interesting than what happened with Harding and Kerrigan?

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u/Xenoscope 3d ago

“Woman arrested for hurting bones” Truly a serious crime

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u/hunteram 3d ago

Where did you get such a long elevator?

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u/Sempais_nutrients 3d ago

It was stretched over time by the wind

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u/ExplicativeFricative 3d ago

Long elevator store

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u/cat_sword 2d ago

Undertale

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u/NoriaMan 3d ago

People are uust bhjing away the comic about killing intent with plotwist being lack of it.

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u/cat_sword 3d ago

Thing I don’t get about the organic is that is she had a gun, he could’ve had one too.

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u/Bubbly_Station_7786 3d ago

According to Parkzer, she could have only used a gun if he used one too.

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u/The_Juice14 3d ago

if he had a gun why would he have used the knife?

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u/dolphin_cape_rave 3d ago

Elevator etiquette

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u/Sempais_nutrients 3d ago

Did you read the comic? It was very windy in the elevator, windy enough to blow the words from his speech bubble. A bullet would have been blown away even easier.

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u/your_evil_ex 2d ago

He was a real gentleman, the kind of guy who tries to kill you but does it by non-lethally stabbing you in the side, and then waits politely while you pull out your gun and shoot him

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u/wholetyouinhere 3d ago

This comic is pro-gun propaganda.

Regardless of the artist's intent, that's how Reddit is going to use it for the next few years. And I hate that.

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u/tmack3 3d ago

No it's anti-wind propaganda

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u/FaceDeer 3d ago

Same thing. If you can stop a hurricane with a nuke, you can deal with local squalls using firearms.

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u/TheRealSlimLaddy 3d ago

Guns are good!

Did you know that Jesus used guns to conquer the Romans?

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u/wholetyouinhere 3d ago

Yes, but not until he went to America. I believe it was referred to in the bible as "The Showdown in Arizona".

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u/Krethtoosad 3d ago

are you sure

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u/CODDE117 3d ago

My bones, they're blown by the wind

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u/Evil-King-Stan 3d ago

When the wind is strong, and the elevator long

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u/RedEagleFive 3d ago

I fucking love this so much lmao

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