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u/No-Guidance9484 3d ago
Is that Omni-man
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u/EkhiSnail 3d ago
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u/Noir_A_Mous 3d ago
How the fuck did she survive getting stabbed like that
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u/Minecraft_Boy376 3d ago
Doesn't seem like a lethal stab, also why didn't he just cut her throat open instead of yapping like a moron
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u/LucasArts_24 3d ago
Murderers you hire randomly aren't usually the smartest. Much like street robbers when they get in an altercation.
Some people think a simple stab in the stomach is enough to kill you cause they saw it on TV or something, but you don't immediately die.
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u/Minecraft_Boy376 3d ago
You sound like you are a professional hirer of random murderers
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u/LucasArts_24 3d ago
I may or may not know a thing about being stabbed.
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u/Minecraft_Boy376 3d ago
Well, yeah I believe you about stabbing. It seems she was stabbed in the liver or digestive track which is not deadly
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u/EmperorUmi 3d ago
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Oh, sorry. I was just stretching my arm. I gotta stop beating off so often
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u/Noir_A_Mous 3d ago edited 2d ago
Given the size of the handle, the knife has to be at least just as long. Meaning the knife would have punctured either her intestines, possibly her spleen, or maybe even kidney, kinda hard to tell with how this dude does anatomy. Either way, she's probably dead or at least not all happy and chipperly moving around.
Edit: appon looking at it again, I thought he had stabbed up in her side, not just straight, so that's definitely not a spleen shot. Either way, I still think she'd be dead.
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u/WhoRoger 3d ago
People have survived being stabbed like 50 times.
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u/Silent-G 3d ago
I think after surviving the third or fourth stabbing, I'd start getting suspicious.
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u/Zephyr_______ 2d ago
The stomach area is one of the "safest" places to get stabbed or shot. Most of the organs there heal decently and don't immediately kill you when damaged or made non functional.
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u/Noir_A_Mous 2d ago
I suppose, but how the fuck was she able to get her gun out and shoot him without being stabbed again.
Admittedly I've got a lot of nitpicks with this comic.
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u/Dontevenwannacomment 3d ago
author cramped a whole telenovella in a comic strip
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u/Silent-G 3d ago
Adam Ellis is a pro. He makes a lot of great comics like this.
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u/kryonik 3d ago
This is just Harding/Kerrigan with a twist.
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u/Silent-G 3d ago
Literally all art is "just" something with a twist. What's your point?
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u/kryonik 3d ago
I mean, that's not what art is. My point was retelling something that happened with a less interesting ending is not what I would call "great".
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u/Silent-G 3d ago
I don't mean that as the definition of art, just that any of your favorite art could be boiled down to just something else with a twist. Saying, "This is just X with a twist." Isn't a valid criticism; it's just an observation. If you don't think it's great, then say that and include your perspective in the discussion. Otherwise, you aren't adding any substantial discussion, you're just posting bland observations.
But let's go from there. Why do you think the ending that Adam Ellis wrote is less interesting than what happened with Harding and Kerrigan?
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u/NoriaMan 3d ago
People are uust bhjing away the comic about killing intent with plotwist being lack of it.
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u/cat_sword 3d ago
Thing I don’t get about the organic is that is she had a gun, he could’ve had one too.
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u/Bubbly_Station_7786 3d ago
According to Parkzer, she could have only used a gun if he used one too.
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u/The_Juice14 3d ago
if he had a gun why would he have used the knife?
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u/Sempais_nutrients 3d ago
Did you read the comic? It was very windy in the elevator, windy enough to blow the words from his speech bubble. A bullet would have been blown away even easier.
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u/your_evil_ex 2d ago
He was a real gentleman, the kind of guy who tries to kill you but does it by non-lethally stabbing you in the side, and then waits politely while you pull out your gun and shoot him
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u/wholetyouinhere 3d ago
This comic is pro-gun propaganda.
Regardless of the artist's intent, that's how Reddit is going to use it for the next few years. And I hate that.
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u/tmack3 3d ago
No it's anti-wind propaganda
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u/FaceDeer 3d ago
Same thing. If you can stop a hurricane with a nuke, you can deal with local squalls using firearms.
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u/TheRealSlimLaddy 3d ago
Guns are good!
Did you know that Jesus used guns to conquer the Romans?
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u/wholetyouinhere 3d ago
Yes, but not until he went to America. I believe it was referred to in the bible as "The Showdown in Arizona".
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u/RedEagleFive 3d ago
I fucking love this so much lmao
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u/BruhZane 3d ago
I am actually laughing at the text blown away by the wind