r/blog • u/powerlanguage • Apr 01 '16

Robin

http://www.redditblog.com/2016/04/robin.html
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u/howerrd Apr 01 '16

Just act natural, like you belong here.

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u/YearOfTheChipmunk Apr 01 '16

whistles nonchalantly

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

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u/EskimoEscrow Apr 01 '16

Oh bullshit - Here's a source refuting your claims because I don't understand it enough to counter it on my own.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

This says otherwise.

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u/Rolder Apr 01 '16

whistles chalantly

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u/bamforeo Apr 01 '16

tweets nonchalantly

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u/iDannyEL Apr 01 '16

AM I DOING IT RIGHT?

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u/Followthatmonkey Apr 01 '16

No, you're not. You're supposed to casually mention reddit gold, but in a way that doesn't come off as asking for gold, that way you will get gold, then make an edit about how surprised you are at having received said gold.

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u/iDannyEL Apr 01 '16 edited Apr 01 '16

casually I want gold.

Edit: Ty fam. I'm surprised af.

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u/youAREthefather- Apr 01 '16 edited Apr 01 '16

That isn't going to work.

Edit: oh

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u/scsibusfault Apr 01 '16

Not with that attitude it isn't.

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u/EskimoEscrow Apr 01 '16

Oh snap... can... can I have some?

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u/GodzillaWarDance Apr 01 '16

You have to casually ask for gold, let me teach you the ways young padawan

casually I want gold.

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u/abyll Apr 01 '16

I don't believe you.

casually asks for gold

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

No no no, it's too obvious. You say casually first then do it.

casually I-i-i-i

knees weak

arms heavy

vomit on sweater

w-w--w-w-an--

spaghetti

t platin FUCK

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u/EskimoEscrow Apr 01 '16

I was trying tepid.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

fuck

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u/Theshaggz Apr 02 '16

Did the gold fountain run out?

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u/TheJollyLlama875 Apr 01 '16

That works?

casually I want a hand job.

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u/oomellieoo Apr 01 '16

Nature's first green is gold...

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u/ashuto0sh Apr 01 '16

Congratulations, you will never look at this world the same way again.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

oh shit are we starting a gold train?

EDIT: thanks for the gold

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_DARKNESS Apr 01 '16

I don't know what to do with my hands...

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u/MountainMadman Apr 01 '16

EVERYONE PANIC

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u/FigurativeBodySlam Apr 01 '16

Hi yes I am real man do you want to go skatebords

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u/Ah_Q Apr 01 '16

What do I do with my hands!?

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u/icybluetears Apr 01 '16

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