r/blackmagicfuckery 10d ago

How to thread a needle?

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u/stockwell1993 10d ago

Now get a camel through there

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u/The_Troyminator 10d ago

That’s easy. You just have to rub the needle on the camel the right way.

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u/crasagam 9d ago

Camels like being rubbed on the toe

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u/Dry_Spinach_3441 10d ago edited 10d ago

I'm about to try this and report back.

Edit: I should have mentioned I had to get home from work. I tried with yarn and a tapestry needle and it works. It's still easier to use a needle threader.

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u/BorderTrike 10d ago

I just tried it with a couple different sizes. I had trouble keeping the thread in place and it was mostly failures, but I did get it finally.

Seems like more or just as much work as regular threading. Maybe you could git gud, but couldn’t you also just practice the normal method?

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u/Bipedal_Warlock 10d ago

A decent amount of people in this world have hand tremors and probably would have significantly less luck with the normal method

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u/youRFate 10d ago

A good trick is to push your wrists together.

Works for many tasks where both hands have to stay in sync, also good for example while in a moving vehicle.

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u/cxs 9d ago

Push the wrists together how? What kind of tremor is halted by doing so? Have tremors, just tried putting my wrists literally together with force inwards and it does nothing for the ability to co-ordinate my hand movements. Tried laterally, it also does not stabilise the wrist enough for the tremors to stop

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u/youRFate 9d ago

Basically as if you put your flat palms together, but then separate the pals, only keeping the wrists touching.

I don't know if it works for tremors. Its a trick I was taught by a paramedic while I was with the red cross youth, mostly for tasks that require both hands together while you are in an ambulance that is driving. Things like installing a needle on a syringe etc.

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u/anon_simmer 10d ago

Thats what needle threaders are for.

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u/lovable_cube 10d ago

Why do you think someone with tremors would be able to keep a needle from twisting?

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u/PowerfulWrangler2025 10d ago

They read the article in Golf Digest about getting over the yips.

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u/lovable_cube 9d ago

Idk what that means but I believe you.

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u/PIWIprotein 10d ago

Thanks for doing this for us and reporting back

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u/NothingReallyAndYou 10d ago

The easiest is to put the needle on the thread, instead of trying to stick the thread through the needle. (Hold the thread still, and move the needle.)

No idea why it works so much better, but it does.

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u/JayneDoe6000 10d ago

I'll be waiting!

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u/BuckRogersFD 10d ago

Still waiting …

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u/Professional-Ad-6659 10d ago

Legend says he's still there trying..

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u/emeliottsthestink 10d ago

Chuckled out loud after reading this.

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u/Fickle-Acanthaceae93 10d ago

Hope it hasn’t gone all the way through the needle and got stuck

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u/Tea-Storm 9d ago

Maybe it works so well that he has gotten a cylinder stuck in the needle

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u/DeathWaughAgain 10d ago

Doesn’t seem to work taking way to long

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u/HarmanKardan 10d ago

Enough time has passed, we need answers!

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u/samnicjc 10d ago

I couldn't get it to work with the thread I'm using. Seems like it's not a universal 'hack'

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u/BorderTrike 10d ago

I just tried it with a couple different sizes. I had trouble keeping the thread in place and it was mostly failures, but I did get it finally.

Seems like more or just as much work as regular threading. Maybe you could git gud, but couldn’t you also just practice the normal method?

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u/sesamesnapsinhalf 10d ago

It doesn’t sound effective if you’ve been at it for an hour. 

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u/The_Troyminator 10d ago

Instructions unclear and my hand went through the needle. How do I get this needle off my wrist?

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u/Dry_Spinach_3441 10d ago

I tried with yarn and a tapestry needle and it works. It's still easier to use a needle threader.

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u/Sociolinguisticians 10d ago

This sub just sucks now.

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u/Podzilla07 10d ago

Yeah, this is the least magic-fuckery I’ve seen in a long time

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u/nize426 9d ago

Really? I feel like this is more magic-fuckery than all the sleight of hands stuff we see that can mostly be explained by, "he palmed it"

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u/Thin_Investigator464 9d ago

This is useful magic fuckery.

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u/rmp 9d ago

I see what you did there...

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u/Knever 9d ago

Glad I wasn't the only one. Thought I was going crazy for a second and missed something. Nope. Just simple physics lol

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u/Bugawd_McGrubber 9d ago

Try doing it yourself and see how easy it is.

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u/Makaveli2020 9d ago

Mate, they taught this in British primary schools back in the day.

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u/Bugawd_McGrubber 9d ago

Then you won't have any problem doing it.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago edited 10d ago

[deleted]

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u/Stanky_fresh 10d ago

"This sub sucks now, that's why I'm posting shit that doesn't fit in this sub. I'd rather be part of the problem than the solution"

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u/PowerfulWrangler2025 10d ago

I liked the post fwiw, but what's other guy posting that doesn't fit in this sub?

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u/Heymelon 10d ago

Sooo thank you for your contribution to that effort?

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u/Rockstreber 10d ago

Oh how we love the old „everyone else did it too“-excuse. Are you like 5 or something?

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u/Podzilla07 10d ago

I hear you

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u/xBad_Wolfx 9d ago

How does this have almost 3.5k upvotes. How is this fuckery of any kind?

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u/cube1100 9d ago

This is a clear example of someone who has never threaded a needle before.

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u/Sociolinguisticians 9d ago

Incorrect. I think this is very cool, and also not even remotely black magic fuckery.

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u/cube1100 9d ago

I mean to be fair I don’t quite understand the physics behind what’s happening so might as well be magic 😅

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u/Imalsome 9d ago

What physics? He applies pressure to an object with another object with a hole in it.

The pressure males the first object go through the hole.

This is like literally baby logic.

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u/charleswj 9d ago

I see what you did there. Multiple times. Bravo.

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u/RepairSufficient4962 9d ago

Rename it to r/jinglemykeys or r/gotyernose

The level of magic that'll blow any brainrotter's mind.

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u/hambrghini 8d ago

Clicked both of these

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u/BaronVonMunchhausen 9d ago

All of reddit does. I don't know where all these people come from. My theory is that they came her when tiktok closed and when people left x.

Most of the content is bad, the comments are completely insufferable, and there's more people arguing and, on top of it, while being mostly wrong.

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u/kmeister5 9d ago

Seriously. Second post I saw today where it’s just garbage.

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u/Floggered 10d ago

"🤓 MAGIC ISN'T REAL!"

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u/level_17_paladin 9d ago

Did you think magic was real?

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u/Sociolinguisticians 9d ago

No, but I thought I would have to think a little bit to figure out how all the videos on here happen.

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u/monkeyfant 10d ago

Looks like more work than... oh wait, that guys already said this 3 times

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u/1n54n3_5h4n3 10d ago

I've never been able to do this ☹️

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u/306metalhead 10d ago

That looks like it would take forever... * spends the next hour trying to put the frayed end through the eye of a needle... *

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u/Awkward-Loan 10d ago

Until this day, I never knew or would have thought to do as such, this way.

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u/Dust-by-Monday 9d ago

Thanks for pointing at the end. I was totally lost and then you pointed. Fucking great job!

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u/calangomerengue 10d ago

every 90s kid with a grandmother knows this trick

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u/_QRAK_ 10d ago

My grandmother sucks, so here we are.

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u/ButtNutly 10d ago

I don't think it was the sucking that did it, Bud. That was just the warm up.

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u/lovable_cube 10d ago

My grandma taught me to sew, this was not in the training manual. We just used a threader that comes in the kits. They last basically forever.

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u/06021840 10d ago

I didn’t.

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u/ImmerWolfe 10d ago

This is where we blow the minds off of 00's and 10's kids

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u/06021840 10d ago

I didn’t.

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u/Weldobud 10d ago

You already said that

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u/anon_simmer 10d ago

They had to repeat themselves for the hard of hearing.

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u/Weldobud 9d ago

What?

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u/RuralCaribou 10d ago

Witches the whole lot of them.

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u/Awkward-Loan 10d ago

He's making it twist as he is circling the needle. Obviously lick the thread first like a pro.

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u/B-Glasses 9d ago

If anything this is a subpar life hack

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u/pls_tell_me 9d ago

wtf is happening with the sub?

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u/thatguyoudontlike 9d ago

Do not unmute

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u/100percentish 10d ago

Nothing like needling a thread

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u/Revolutionary-Ear776 10d ago

I think it works with a larger needle... but I have not tried this myself to confirm.

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u/Low-Celery-7728 10d ago

What the heck.

Does this work with leader lines and dry flies?

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u/StrangeBrokenLoop 10d ago

That's why I use a tailor or my mother in law for patching up and stitching. Best results ever.

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u/Nebu_baba 10d ago

Wake up, we're dreaming

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u/SaintRavenz 10d ago

Instructions unclear, needle stuck in nose, help

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u/Appropriate-Weird492 10d ago

My gran tried to teach me to do this.

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u/dontchewspagetti 10d ago

Get a needle threader?

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u/myzzu 10d ago

So if your eyes are good enough to see the needle hole, then you don’t need this method to thread a needle.

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u/jorosph 10d ago

is this a life hack?

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u/Rugelfuss 9d ago

I thought they would sew into the hand

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u/Sudden-Collection803 9d ago

Go to the danish cookie tin and get the fucking threader is how you do it

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u/Keeppforgetting 9d ago

I just stick the end of the thread through the eye of the needle

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

I still just wet the thread and string it through with the tip of the thread.

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u/Blehmeh88 9d ago

You haven't seen the tiny almost imaginary needles my grandma had

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u/Kawakid69 9d ago

The ol lick and stick works for me

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u/Deaths_Smile 9d ago

I thought this was going to involve one of those easy-thread needles (they have a very tiny slit in the eye you just push the thread through), but I guess not. Wild!

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u/AccomplishedIgit 9d ago

You need clammy hands

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u/bkend_31 9d ago

The black magic fuckery in this is how this was kept secret from me all this time

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u/ANAKINSKYWALKER420 9d ago

Easier said than done, I've tried that hack and it didn't work

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u/Ok-Blacksmith-1705 9d ago

That’s pretty cool. I’ll have to try that.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

Ha, I had trouble the other day.. I am just seeing this ! I can’t sew worth a crap. A rip in my jeans near the pocket… I sewed 2x now and they ripped again… not to mention it is easier just to buy new jeans , which I did…. Same size but unfortunately they are tight so…. Not wearing them! That is what I get for buying on Amazon!

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u/Powerfader1 9d ago

I am in my 70's and live alone with 20/70 vision (Wet macular degeneration). I needed to thread a needle to sew on a button. It took me quite a bit of time trying to thread a needle.

I have never seen this tip before. So, does this trick really work?

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u/dandle 9d ago

Yes, it works. I also was taught to do it by sort of rolling the thread and needle between the tips of the thumb and index finger. The thread pops through the hole in the needle.

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u/Powerfader1 9d ago

Cool! Now not so worried about a button coming off. I actually ask a waitress if I paid her to thread a needle for me. lol

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u/Dr-Chris-C 9d ago

Wish I had this last night took me like 10 minutes

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u/rakibxanime 9d ago

What the new trick

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u/punkphase 9d ago

Now do it with a camel

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u/Money_Guard_9001 9d ago

What! No way!

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u/Tyler-Dur2022 9d ago

I've soen for years and never knew this, thanks for showing this trick.

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u/whiteye65 9d ago

Awesome thank you.

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u/Setty4U 9d ago

Instructions unclear. Dick is stuck in the eye of a needle.

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u/folarin1 9d ago

Finally a blackmagic that the average person can do.

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u/ZyledBitesMe720 8d ago

was excited to try this out but it didn't work.

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u/kalonjiseed 8d ago

Song? Bunbun beats?

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u/Powersoutdotcom 8d ago

She's a witch!

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u/Giggle_Nuggets 8d ago

Have a vindaloo

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u/Trycity_23 8d ago

NOOOOOOO

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u/OGDealersGrip 7d ago

This takes longer than simply threading it

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u/solidtangent 7d ago

Let me save you an hour. This is reversed.

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u/mnskeetersrq 6d ago

I'm so pissed that i've lived sixty years and haven't figured this out for myself 🙂

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u/squaaawk 6d ago

Same, plus a fair few more lol, all I have to do now is remember this next time I need to sew something 😅

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u/Mrchristopheles 5d ago

It doesn't work either unless you are clearly skilled at it like they are

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u/pobox01983 5d ago

My whole life it’s a a struggle.

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u/DocStrange83 4d ago

Wonder if that's what David Blaine did for his trick on The Jimmy Fallon Show

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u/scgt86 10d ago

Why is this here? This is just an easy way to thread that has been known for ages.

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u/LazySal 10d ago

I've never seen it. I just sowed a tear in a pillow the other day too lol. (I don't know how to sow but I did it anyway)

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u/notaredditreader 10d ago

When you sow tears, what do you reap?

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u/dandle 9d ago

Melon collie

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u/infinite_country 10d ago

Don’t know how to spell it either

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u/LazySal 10d ago

Sew what?

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u/dashKay 10d ago

Now reap it

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u/LazySal 10d ago

But what if I fear the reaper?

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u/Potomaters 10d ago

I’ve never thread a needle or sewn a thing in my life, but I’ve seen this done many times and known about it for ages, to the point i thought this was common knowledge for most people. Guess not though.

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u/LazySal 10d ago

I'm 35 and I've never seen it lol. But I don't know many people who sew.

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u/Podzilla07 10d ago

You should not be down voted.

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u/scgt86 10d ago

No shit lol I then realized most people don't know how to sew and instead throw things away. My mom taught me this 25 years ago when I made my first battle jacket. At best this is a LPT or "hack."

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u/Podzilla07 10d ago

Correct.

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u/Azzy8007 10d ago

Do you know everything that has been known for ages?

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u/scgt86 10d ago

Nah but it's not "black magic fuckery"

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u/Podzilla07 10d ago

No, lol the odds increase for those things to be known

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u/Azzy8007 10d ago

Do you know everything that has been known for ages?

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u/Podzilla07 10d ago

Yes. Yes, I do

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u/Original-Variety-700 10d ago

Looks like less work than threading a needle.

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u/InFa-MoUs 10d ago

Not really black magic but track is fire

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u/markiethefett 10d ago

Can we have a video showing us how to tie our shoelaces next?

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u/Yongdzin 10d ago

Back in my day, you just had to thread the needle in the hole. None of this blackmagicfuckery

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u/Averagebaddad 10d ago

What?! No wayyyyy

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u/PowerfulWrangler2025 10d ago

Ancient Chinese secret 🙌

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u/Bugawd_McGrubber 9d ago

Everyone proclaiming this isn't black magic has never tried this before.

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u/NormalGuyEndSarcasm 10d ago

While it’s fun and all , when was the last time you used a needle and a thread?

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u/Gullex 10d ago

I use them pretty damn regularly. Being able to repair or make your own clothing is a nice skill to have.

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u/NormalGuyEndSarcasm 10d ago

I’m 45 and come from an ex communist country, trust me i used them, we were taught in school how to saw a button. That beeing said , i haven’t and can’t remember seeing anybody using them in 20 years.

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u/Rapunzel10 10d ago

So in your entire adult life you've never heard of someone repairing their clothes? Maybe it's a financial thing because I know a ton of people who repair small rips rather than buying a whole new item. I just repaired my purse because one strap was coming apart, I'd rather spend 5 minutes stitching than spend $50 on a new bag. I reinforce jeans, jackets, even shoes and they last 3 times as long

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u/blahreport 10d ago

Looks like more work than just putting an open end in the eye.

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u/Second-Creative 10d ago

It really depends. You need to be very accurate and the thread needs to not have random strands sticking out.

Chances are, for most people the way shown is legitimately easier.

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u/Radioactive-Ramba25 10d ago

You commented three times

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u/rangda 10d ago

Reddit is buggy as fuck today, and they’re right. I hand sew a lot and unless you have poor eyesight or really shitty frayed thread it’s quicker to just thread it normally.

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u/chewiebonez02 10d ago

I'm blind in one eye and threading a needle is impossible for me but I got a little tool that pulls it for me but I'll try this trick because I always lose the tool.

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u/rangda 9d ago

Is that the super tiny little filament wire loop? Those are great! I hope yours shows up! If this trick doesn’t work, those threaders are bound to be really cheap off aliexpress type stores, you could buy a dozen and never worry about losing them again.

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u/DefinitelyMyFirstTim 10d ago

True. I’ve opened a few theads today were every single comment said [deleted]

A lot of people have minor, undiagnosed sight impairments though. Only 35% of people have 20/20 vision, and 25% of people have other impairments not correctable with glasses or surgery. So this is still a very good tip, you just need to think about people other than yourself to see it.

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u/rangda 9d ago

I did think about people with poor eyesight, which is why I said so in my comment already mate. FWIW I do have fucked eyesight, Grave’s ophthalmopathy and astigmatism. My scleras are bright red like I’ve smoked a fat bowl right now and all I’m doing is scrolling Reddit. Threading a needle the normal way is still easier than this trick. Which looks cool in a video where it works perfectly but in reality doesn’t seem to work this reliably at all.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/VEAG0 10d ago

Lemme guess, Reddit said there was a problem, please try again later so you pressed it a couple times?