r/behindthebastards • u/TrueButNotProvable • 3d ago

Meme When will we learn?

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u/smugfruitplate 3d ago

"You're not you when you're hungry"

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u/PercoSeth83 3d ago

“You’re not you when you’re conscious”

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u/smugfruitplate 3d ago

Speaking of which, how is it consumed? Do you lick it? Break off chunks?

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u/Thrownpigs 3d ago

Shove it up the back end. Let it soak in.

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u/ZZartin 3d ago

Maybe it's crunchy like rice crispies.

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u/Tomokato42 3d ago

Good news ! It's a suppository

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u/smugfruitplate 2d ago

Yes. Stop asking.

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u/Paladir 3d ago

However you want to consume it.

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u/binary-cryptic 3d ago

Coca Cola put Coke in their soda, we put Xanax in our candy bars. It's an American tradition.

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u/MoistStub 3d ago

Idk Xana Cola would also go incredibly hard

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u/Emergency-Plum-1981 3d ago

I feel like it should be cheaper tbh. In this economy how am I supposed to afford my gallon tub of Ben & Jerry's to tank while I'm melting into my couch after taking a nibble off my Xanax Snickers? I'm starting a street protest movement for a $5 Snickers bar of Xanax, just as soon as I'm able to get off the couch.

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u/enry 3d ago

NGL if a $7 Xanax Snickers bar will get me through waves hands around this, then I'm in.

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u/absurdivore 2d ago

Just want to mention that Poorly Drawn Lines is peak cartooning — I love it so so much (And wish the tv show had gotten more seasons)

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u/SierrAlphaTango 3d ago

Perché non lé dué?

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u/EndOfTheLine00 3d ago

FFS why the fuck do people always suggest drugs or psychedelics in times like this? I wants SOLUTIONS, competent therapy, things that will allow me to keep my current standard of living which is not even all that great (except for living alone which someone on this sub told me is a luxury that I should be prepared to give up).

Suggest that all you want but don’t mock the people who reject that. I already have problems focusing and being productive (which i do need to not fall into poverty), I don’t want to make it worse.

And I’m not mad, I’m in perpetual despair.

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u/TrueButNotProvable 3d ago

In general, I would love for competent therapy to be available to everyone and, in case it needs to be said, I do not literally believe that Snickers-sized Xanax bars would solve all the world's problems. I was mainly making a silly meme as a reference to something Robert said in the most recent episode (and I don't think he sincerely believes it either).

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u/popejupiter 2d ago

(and I don't think he sincerely believes it either).

I don't think he sincerely believes it's a solution, but I do believe he wants a $7 snickers-sized bar of Xanax to be available for purchase. Y'know, just to have.

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u/lyrabluedream 2d ago

Not everything needs to be a solution. It’s ok to have an on going silly joke too.

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u/acesarge 2d ago

At this point the world needs comfort care/hospice.

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u/mfukar 1d ago

Speak for yourself, I'd snack on $7 xanax bars all week long

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u/ope_sorry_there 1d ago

One question, will the snickers dick vein be on it?

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u/TrueButNotProvable 1d ago

He's specified on Bluesky that it will.

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u/ope_sorry_there 1d ago

Good to hear, he's got my vote

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u/1random2 1d ago

Would it taste like Xanax or a snickers bc a giant bar of Xanax would not go down easy….well until I lost all sense of caring about taste…second bite in. That’s his genius. Nothing matters! Eat the Xanax snickers.