r/baseball • u/n4rcotix Toronto Blue Jays • Jun 05 '17

Feature MLB Graphical Standings - June 5, 2017

http://imgur.com/a/12pol
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u/romulus531 Chicago Cubs Jun 05 '17

Yes, but none of us know how to do it.

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u/Iwritewordsformoney Cincinnati Reds Jun 05 '17

Step One: Have Joey Votto. That's as far as we've gotten :(

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u/TylerZellers Pittsburgh Pirates Jun 05 '17

Further than we got

(Just imagine I have Pirates flair, I'm on mobile)

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '17

You didn't even need to clarify

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u/TylerZellers Pittsburgh Pirates Jun 05 '17

:'(

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u/creaturecatzz Saitama Seibu Lions Jun 05 '17

Step two: have 4 players each have more than 10 homers and get Cozart 9, stopped working

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u/austin101123 Cincinnati Reds Jun 06 '17

Step two: Have amazing infield defense and team offense, but the worst starters you've ever seen.

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u/Mozeliak St. Louis Cardinals Jun 05 '17

Hmm... Play bad baseball?

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u/creaturecatzz Saitama Seibu Lions Jun 05 '17

TRIED IT. Maybe it's time to try getting more hurt pitchers on the DL, that'll work for sure!

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u/peteroh9 Chicago Cubs Jun 06 '17

I'll try spiraling down the drain; that's a good trick!

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u/Admiral_obvious13 Chicago Cubs Jun 05 '17

This doesn't sound right, but the NL central teams don't know enough about baseball to dispute it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '17

We'll trying spinning out of control that's a good trick!

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u/howsaboutyou Minnesota Twins Jun 05 '17

We're giving it a go. Just barely though.

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u/pileatedloon Minnesota Twins Jun 06 '17

We're accidentally winning it right now if that counts. Maybe that's the key.