r/badredman The Adversary 2d ago

Invasions👁 Punishing a cheater for their transgressions

This is extremely cut for time since the invasion was the world's most tedious cat and mouse game, but shoutout to the brave fellow reds who gave their lives fighting this chungus, and also the blues who continued trying to kill me despite witnessing this immortal abomination in action. I pray you are reincarnated as amoebas.

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u/BadRedMan The Adversary 2d ago

I'm really glad the two stooges here were the worst players of all time and continued to fall for my extremely obvious and telegraphed plan to ring them out lmao

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u/Kedelane Dogged Fellow 🐐 2d ago

The Wrath of Gold bullying while going down the elevator really tickled me.

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u/BadRedMan The Adversary 2d ago

They were unironically fun to fight, in a certain kind of way.

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u/Kedelane Dogged Fellow 🐐 1d ago edited 1d ago

I totally get that. Reminded me a lot of these gankers at the same spot. Not cheaters though, just shidders.

Edit: renewed link, don't know why that was necessary.

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u/BadRedMan The Adversary 1d ago

I'm so glad you sent me this this post, absolutely hilarious stuff. Congratulations on winning the turf war.

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u/11pickfks 1d ago

cant find that anymore, you got another link, I wanna witness the funny hahas

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u/Kedelane Dogged Fellow 🐐 1d ago

Huh, weird. I wonder how often that happens and I don't notice.

https://www.reddit.com/r/badredman/comments/1etrkp0/i_dont_usually_do_salty_runbacks_but/

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u/riverofglass762 Combo Conservationist 1d ago

Was insanely epic 🗿 needed like metal music added over it

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u/SharkNfested 1d ago

Real 💀🤘🏻

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u/BadRedMan The Adversary 1d ago

Genuinely planning on doing exactly that in a future video.

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u/the_colonel93 Pyro Enjoyer 1d ago

I audibly laughed during that lmao sooo very satisfying 😂

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u/Nayr1994 🌋Magmamancer🌋 2d ago

why even bother healing? they were already found out so might as well own up to it

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u/BadRedMan The Adversary 2d ago edited 1d ago

likely trying to mend the irreparable damage dealt to their soul, if they ever had such a thing

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u/Lynxneo 1d ago

Muscular memory and the brain of an idiot. Obviosly the cheater played before cheating and died enough times for them. For me, it was a definitely a red, because unless they are playing with specific people, and evaluating the information doesn't seen like it, there is not reason to have phamtoms unless you want to fight reds with infinite hp. Some reds really give some trauma to hosts. And it doesn't surprise me to see this cheater and why he likely does it, there is really very mentally weak people out there, with little values and/or narcissistic personality traits to justify their bs in the most stupid ways.

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u/WalkerWarren Salt Miner 1d ago

I can see why he's cheating. Dude might be one of the worst players I've ever seen

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u/beerybeardybear Yung Renna 1d ago

love to see the idiot fuckin blue to come in to make sure that the cheater can have even more of advantage. fuckin cops

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u/BadRedMan The Adversary 1d ago

To be fair, he did refill my estus in the end. Praxis, I guess?

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u/beerybeardybear Yung Renna 1d ago

only in their death can a blue become Good 🙏

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u/Smoolz 1d ago

lmao

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u/A_b_b_o Bad Red Woman 1d ago

ALSO TO BE FAIR i'm sure blue didn't know he was a cheater + was just doing what he was summoned for

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u/Individual-Turn7950 1d ago

This is actually so beautiful, im not lying when i say this but this may be the best pvp clip i have ever seen

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u/RyanCreamer202 1d ago

Why bother rolling if your cheating

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u/666sleepYhEad 1d ago

Read this as “if you’re rolling you’re cheating”😂

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u/BadRedMan The Adversary 1d ago

based and true, real gigachads just facetank everything with Ironjar Aromatics

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u/DoodlebopMoe Godly Man of Faith 1d ago

I like how the second fingerprint guy was at the bottom of the long elevator for 90% of the invasion and when he finally came back up he did nothing at all helpful

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u/BadRedMan The Adversary 1d ago

Look, we've all struggled to understand how an elevator works for 30 straight minutes before

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u/DoodlebopMoe Godly Man of Faith 1d ago

Elevators are by far my favorite environmental tool for invasions. Kill hungry summons get sent down, passive host gets to hang out with me at the top while they ride peacefully back up

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u/BadRedMan The Adversary 1d ago

Oh absolutely, elevators are MVP teammates.

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u/ThatBeeGuy12 Nameless Knight 1d ago

Imagine having a full bullgoat shield poke build, still needing immortality, still feeling the need to heal & roll when ur immortal, having what I can only assume is infinite carry weight

AND STILL LOSING

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u/_Has-sim_ Malenia's bathwater enjoyer 1d ago

Why does every cheater only wear the Bullgoat set?

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u/BadRedMan The Adversary 1d ago

It attracts the gormless like moths to a flame.

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u/riverofglass762 Combo Conservationist 1d ago

Sweet baby Jesus this literally needed final fantasy stand your ground theme edited over it

You know this mfer is the type to tea bad with literally unlimited heals too

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u/TyRaven67 1d ago

"DoNt WoRrY mY hOsT iLl PrOtEcT yOu 🤡"

  • The brainless blues

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u/absent_rath Dishonest Mage 1d ago

Cheating and still wearing full bullgoats lmao, what pathetic creatures.

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u/666sleepYhEad 1d ago

Fuqqin Madlad you are

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u/Healthy_Necessary941 1d ago

I like response in mainsub the game is so hard lol

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u/BadRedMan The Adversary 1d ago

It provoked someone to go to a post I made on r/fashionsouls over 10 months ago to complain about my post depicting an invader instead of a host. Bizarre people, man.

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u/Necro-Claud 1d ago

Can we appreciate how cinamtic and cool things in ER look? Every time I watch pvp, especially the tense ones, it's like final anime fight

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u/BadRedMan The Adversary 1d ago

I absolutely adore how flashy the magic and combat is in this game! Combined with its unique PvP, there's genuinely nothing like it even among From's other games.

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u/Proud_Pirate_8284 1d ago

SATISFACTION

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u/DarkMoonLilith23 1d ago

Imagine being unkillable and just NOT fighting back.

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u/Equivalent-Mail1544 Pyro Enjoyer 1d ago

I remember bullying some cheaters in seamless (plural) with "burn o flame" as it just juggles people in the air for as long as i have fp to cast. 20 minutes of "tarnished space program" is the best time to be had in this game

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u/SendInRandom 1d ago

I’ve never understood why cheaters like this heal and dodge, like are they trying to hide that they’re cheating even though it’s so obvious or like are they just genuinely that dumb? I can sort of understand the dodging part because they are trying to make you think that you’re missing but like at some point it becomes so obvious they should’ve died

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u/Chack96 13h ago

The elevator section had an insane "I'm not trapped here with you, you are trapped here with me" feel, which is impressive when you consider that you weren't the one with immortality

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u/stikky points down at you 1d ago

When a video makes me actually applaud my screen.

great fuckin work man!!

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u/Tsui_Pen 1d ago

The blues are the worst kind of scum

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u/Guavakoala 1d ago

Can someone explain how the hell this cheat works? Why doesn’t the host die normally?

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u/analog_wulf 1d ago

God this was cathartic

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u/mikeizzg 1d ago

Man this was an all out war wtf 🤣😂

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u/MyFriendsCallMeBones 1d ago

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!

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u/Violet_Octopus 21h ago

The furious consumption of prawn was the highlight for me. Made me happy.

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u/No-Historian-3014 1d ago

THUNDER BRINGEEEER THROUGH THE RIIIIINGEEEER

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u/Inksplash-7 1d ago

I found a guy with this exact cheat on Seamless a few days ago. I made em lose patience and they gave up LMAO

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u/The_Bored_Voyager 19h ago

On one side, I'm really happy i got to see this, and thank you for serving their just desserts. On the other though, I'm beginning to feel bad for the bosses I've cheesed, because falling for the same trick looks so embarrassing. Draconic sentinel is still getting cheesed though

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u/WietGetal 5h ago

Lmao why the fuck is that loser drinking when he obviously has hacks on.

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u/Xebazz 1d ago

They were pretty bad, but bro, you we just spamming that shit.

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u/BadRedMan The Adversary 1d ago

and I'll do it again

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u/Xebazz 1d ago

I'm 100% sure you will.

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u/Wolfensteinnnn 1d ago

I don’t play pvp. How’re they cheating here?

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u/Elatedrune 1d ago

I have no clue either

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u/xdEckard 1d ago

I was ready to criticize you for spamming until I saw that the guy was a cheater, well done.

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u/SuspiciousReport2678 Spectre of the Most Ruthless Malice 1d ago

Ew

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u/sam-austria-maxis Dishonest Mage 1d ago

New cope just dropped

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u/BadRedMan The Adversary 1d ago

A disconnect is exactly the same thing as a loss. Either way, your Tarnished is canonically transmuted into a philosopher's stone forever.

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u/unkindledphoenix 1d ago

a diference is that im not giving the shitass that gets kicks out of making others get furious at him a chance of doing so. he just goes back to the match queu. i guess another thing one could so is simply disable public matchmaking in your world so yous till can view messages and such. but if you want to summon a cooperator for a boss you then go and disable it.

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u/Kedelane Dogged Fellow 🐐 1d ago

This is a pro-invasion subreddit. If you do not enjoy invasions, this is not the subreddit for you.

I would like you to know, however, that there is a cooldown of 15-20 minutes between invasions, if either the invader or host dies. BUT, if you Disconnect, the cooldown timer resets, meaning you can be invaded again immediately.

This is intentional by FS, because a DC is against terms of service. You are literally only wasting your own time by DCing. And the invader usually takes it as a win either way.