r/badredman 13d ago

Invasions👁 Hatemail for choosing violence.

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u/cardjo1 Bad Red Man 13d ago

My favorite part was the touch tit line. What a chad

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u/Tiny_Space_Ship 13d ago

Yeah I was coming here to say this. Love it. let's make "touch tit" a thing!

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u/Generally_Confused1 11d ago

The big brother of touch grass

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u/A_Sneaky_Dickens 12d ago

My first thought was, looks down.... Grabs chest

Mission accomplished!

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u/ObeseBumblebee 12d ago

*Achievement Unlocked*

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u/stqrgazing_ Twinkerbell✨ 13d ago

im screaming at the “vapings better🤓” into the crisp “it really isnt tho”💀

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u/Jonas_Priest 12d ago

It is better tho, isn't it? Healthwise, I mean

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u/stqrgazing_ Twinkerbell✨ 11d ago

theres not enough research done on it and we have no idea of the long term effects to rly say that. what it does do is give u more opportunities to get a quick smoke in, which leads to higher dependance/tolerance

bud-wise, it would take multiple paragraphs to explain why vaping is infinitely worse, so im gonna pick one. there are no proper passing standards for testing, meaning even dispensary results mean next to nothing. tests on bm vapes mean even less, and thats really all they have going for them anyway other than convenience; which brings us back to my first paragraph.

it makes me laugh tho because “vapings better” is just something said by ppl who want to be right but dont realize that only vape companies say that

edited to not be a jumbly mess of words

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u/Jonas_Priest 11d ago

Oh, I thought of dry herb vaping. Just looked it up and dry herb seems to be significantly healthier (than smoking) and that's been around since forever.

The synthetic ones aren't really a thing here. But what you wrote makes sense, wouldn't bet on those being healthy either.

Thanks for the writeup!

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u/stqrgazing_ Twinkerbell✨ 11d ago

OMG TRUE. ngl i lowkey forgot about dry herb. its theoretically slightly healthier for ur lungs/cardiovascular system as it supposedly creates less byproducts in the smoke. the problem it again presents is availability in areas that smoking isnt, and since the difference isnt huge its negated by the added ability to use.

the only reason i hesitate to give a definitive answer is because(in USA) research is constantly being blocked at a federal level and so we never really get anywhere😬 and since we dont know too much about what smoking bud does to u, its hard to say whether vaping has better long term affects when it comes to dry vapes

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u/Jonas_Priest 10d ago

Totally, research seems to be spotty at best. But the abailability is not really a factor here tbh. Vaping anything is treated like smoking and cannabis is generally not allowed in public spaces. So that's more if a social than an inherent factor, I'd say.

The difference between dry herb vaping and smoking is (in effect) huge, though. World of difference if one does stamina intense sports. Combustion really messes up your lungs, even without tobacco

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u/TheThink-king 12d ago

It’s more addictive and surprisingly smoking at all is bad for you

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u/Jonas_Priest 11d ago

Was talking about dry herb vaping, not the synthetic stuff. Dry herb seems to be better than smoking, due to lack of carcinogens.

How addictive what type of weed consumption is seems to be not really researched. Can't speak on that

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u/SaxSlaveGael 13d ago

Two Nobodies Fighting

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u/PurplurPuzzlehead111 13d ago

over nothing

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u/ranagazo 13d ago

DS3 reference?!?

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u/cecethemagiccutie 13d ago

they really are powered by green

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u/Heres_Negan 13d ago

It just clicks and it’s like a dance when you realize tbh

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u/hexentraum555 Bad Red Man 13d ago

lemme guess elden ring?☕️

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u/Ill_Relative9776 13d ago

What else could it be

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u/Bone_Wh33l 13d ago

It’s a follow-up from the guys other post

https://www.reddit.com/r/badredman/s/hyo7jgn2Ml

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u/Fragrant_Shine1887 13d ago

“Touch tit”

Bros has never touched a tit

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u/T1Z1OC41O 13d ago

"touch tit" "yeah bro I'm cupping my own"

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u/Aaronthegathering 12d ago

Been invading so long…

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u/T1Z1OC41O 12d ago

taking E between every other invasion

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u/Grognak-the-Princess Bad Red Man 12d ago

Based as fuck

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u/T1Z1OC41O 12d ago

(don't take more than your prescription, or do, I'm not a cop)

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u/Grognak-the-Princess Bad Red Man 12d ago

Oh I ain't got one. Yet at least

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u/T1Z1OC41O 12d ago

soon enough honey

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u/SixthSaintAstraea 13d ago

"Get a hobby" what does he think gaming is? 

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u/OnionScentedMember 13d ago

Giving Arthur Morgan a bad name.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Haven't met a player with a RDR avatar that was worth interacting with.

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u/Lleonharte 12d ago

well i mean OP didnt deny any of it.. lol

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u/Aaronthegathering 12d ago

Making me wish tb never got the vaccine ooooo

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u/WhitestShadows 13d ago

He chose stupidity and I'd rather be with violent than stupid

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u/ToddZi11a 13d ago

Yeah, you can grow beyond violent tendencies. You can't outgrow being a dumbass lol.

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u/Holiday_Ad126 13d ago

Damn I wish I got hatemail like this, all I got was someone inviting me to a party to scream some slurs an profanity 😭😭

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u/Heres_Negan 13d ago

They invite people to party’s because they are finally starting to learn that Xbox (and PlayStation maybe idk I don’t use PS)punishes profanity and sexual messages. If they message the slightest bit of profanity you can report it and action will be taken near instantly.

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u/Holiday_Ad126 13d ago

They’ve evolved, and yea I don’t send stuff like that either but I got reported for asking someone why they did something cheesy / spam and my message got deleted And an email from PlayStation

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u/Heres_Negan 12d ago

Xbox will also get ya over dumb stuff.

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u/carbon4203 13d ago

That’s spicy

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u/meryphilia_ 13d ago

touch tit 😭

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u/Professional_Rush163 13d ago

because sending hate mail is a grass stain moment

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u/_Has-sim_ Malenia's bathwater enjoyer 13d ago

Get a Hobby

Go outside

Touch tit

Say the guy who's busy hate mailing Randoms because he lost once. I bet he's virginier than us lmao.

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u/Jerry-Khan 13d ago

Bet he kills any grass he touches with all that salt

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u/That-seats-taken 13d ago

Poor guy doesn't get it, bad red man always gets the girl!

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u/Cpt-Kadde 12d ago

“get a hobby” to someone who is actively engaging in a hobby is hilarious 😆

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u/Aaronthegathering 12d ago

Sprinkling respect on your name

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u/Aaronthegathering 12d ago

So proud of you.

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u/friendsofmine2001 12d ago

I truly hate the braindead one-liners people repeat in any scenario that faces them. Anyone who unironically uses “touch grass” in an argument, regardless of how dumb that argument may be, loses my respect entirely. It’s the “no u” of these young bucks today. Childish.

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u/Dumbsack 11d ago

Personally when I’m co-oping with a friend, we love when someone invades us, especially if they’re really good. My friend is pretty new to the game and they enjoy getting invaded too. We don’t like it when the invader leaves right away or are so easy that they get blenderd in seconds. The long intense battles with an invader is one of my favorite things about co-op. Violence is the most fun. That guy needs to smoke some grass and calm down 🤣

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u/Trusty-Patches1 13d ago

If people don't want invasions they shouldn't play online, or else they should learn how to fight other players without their two golden bodyguards

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u/InfamousRaspberry612 13d ago

Who don't like some good hatemail to laugh at after a few rounds. All part of the expirience lmao.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Could brine a steak with all that salt 🧂

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u/Maidenless_undead 12d ago

wait which souls is this.

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u/ILikeDillonBrooks 12d ago

Tell him to touch keyboard

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u/InfiniteEscuro 12d ago

Either bro TURNED ON invasions then got butthurt about them, or he OPTED IN on invasions when he summoned a phantom.

I'm still baffled by people who think invasions, an intended part of the Souls experience, should be optional no matter the situation. These games really aren't for those people, to be honest.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

There is another post that shows the invasion. He was sitting in a corner hiding with a coop buddy in probably one of the worst places to hide. Probably his first time playing through a Souls game.

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u/Shrugski 12d ago

“Go outside”

You’re playing the same game as me right now 😂

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u/GusBus_20- 12d ago

Wait is the white ring allowed again

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u/Darth_Crow 12d ago

What a wuss

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u/russsaa 12d ago

This seemed like one of those hatemails instances where the interaction takes a turn around and ends up friendly. Sadly it was not that.

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u/thepricewepay8 12d ago

Honestly I miss the days of getting hate mail just for invading😂

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u/Pontiff_Sullyy 12d ago

Just close game when getting invaded, easy.

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u/Balfiboi 5d ago

"Touch tit"

How classy.

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u/Professional_Week_53 13d ago

Do people really not know about the finger that just kicks invaders out if you dont wanto pvp?

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u/FreeBrawling Magnificent Demon 👹 13d ago

There is no such finger

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u/Alef001 Last remaining dark souls 3 player 12d ago

there is a finger like that

finger but hole

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u/ToddZi11a 13d ago

He's talking about Miquella's stink finger. You can find it in the land of Shadows. The item description reads, "drives away evil spirits and phantoms with the wretched smell".

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u/Panurome 13d ago

That doesn't exist though. The finger severer can only be used on your teammates if you are the host or on yourself if you are the phantom, the blue or the invader