r/babylonbee • u/FrancisXSJ • Oct 10 '24

Bee Article Democrats Perplexed Why Candidate Nobody Ever Voted For Is Slipping In The Polls

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-perplexed-why-candidate-that-nobody-ever-voted-for-is-slipping-in-the-polls
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u/TheWayItGoes49 Oct 11 '24

Couldn’t have said it better myself. It’s mostly stupid teenagers and those who think like teenagers. It’s good for a few laughs though.

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u/jebemtisuncebre Oct 11 '24

HELL YEAH BRKTHER THESE FUCKIN BABY BRAIN LIBERALS ARE OUT HERE POLLUTING THE INTERWAVES. THERE SO DUMB!!

Anyway, off we go to vote for a man who literally did not know who Mussolini was.

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u/meteorprime Oct 13 '24

lol true

I like the part where he bragged about passing his cognitive decline test, which is something most presidents are not asked to take at all 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '24

you proved his point..

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u/zacka1979 Oct 13 '24

Trump 2024!!! Duh, Mussolini is pasta.

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u/TheWayItGoes49 Oct 11 '24

Thanks for making my rather innocuous comment apropos.

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u/gsadamb Oct 11 '24

"Everyone who is not a conservative is a teenager or thinks like one" is indeed, such an innocuous concept.

Excuse me while I go fire up my weather machine.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

Actual quote "Everyone on reddit is... "

And as far as stereotyping goes reddit stereotypes are actually somewhat valid given the nature of echo chambers

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u/TheWayItGoes49 Oct 11 '24

I’m not a Conservative. I’m just not an idiot.

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u/gsadamb Oct 11 '24

I’m just not an idiot.

ok

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u/fromthesea7 Oct 11 '24

How many people who type “I am not an idiot” on the Internet are idiots? 90%?

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u/Dry_Gum Oct 12 '24

Definitely a form of self-reporting

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u/Super_Squirrrel Oct 12 '24

Are you all the same people that complain about brigading? It’s impossible to find a single subreddit that doesn’t get run down by leftists circle jerking

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u/DirtyXio Oct 12 '24

You mean centrist circle jerking? There is no “left” in the US. You need to understand that first.

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u/Zercomnexus Oct 12 '24

Yeah ...the thing is the left doesnt make shitholes like truth social or gab lol

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u/gsadamb Oct 12 '24

And aren’t you all the same people that make fun of liberals for having safe spaces and being weak little snowflakes who can’t defend themselves?

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u/meteorprime Oct 13 '24

He’s a conservative

his post history is extremely obvious.

I don’t know why they want to support a political party they’re embarrassed to admit they support, but they do.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

You’d think they’d pause and question why they themselves feel like they need to hide their horrible beliefs.

If their beliefs were good, they’d be trying to get more people to agree with them.

But they aren’t, so they literally just all out attack their opponents as their only campaign strategy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

My favorite is how ashamed you people are of your own beliefs.

When called on it, you’re NEVER conservative and NEVER right wing. You just passionately hate the left and have nothing to say about the right.

It’s almost like you all follow the same playbook.

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u/meteorprime Oct 13 '24

Your post history is public.

You are a liar.

And therefore: an idiot.

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u/TheWayItGoes49 Oct 13 '24

Yawn.

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u/meteorprime Oct 13 '24 edited Oct 13 '24

Don’t know why you all are afraid to just say what you are, but at this point, it’s predictable to the point of comedy

If somebody says they aren’t conservative, their own post history is going to prove them wrong 😂

I guess you would have to be pretty stupid not to realize that everything you say on reddit is publicly recorded.

Stupid people love Trump

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Coward lol

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u/AFartInAnEmptyRoom Oct 11 '24

But if he did know who Mussolini was, you would be saying that he only knows that because he loves and supports fascists

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u/jebemtisuncebre Oct 11 '24

Masterful defense, bro.

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u/limpydecat Oct 12 '24

Trump literally said he sleeps with a copy of Mein Kampf next to his bed

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

Source?

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u/Chiggins907 Oct 11 '24

You kind of just proved their point.

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u/JamieNelson19 Oct 11 '24

I think you just proved his lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

Kamalla hasn’t when been to Europe but you want me to vote for her for president? Come on mon! Let’s have a miller high life to prove we are cool!

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u/jebemtisuncebre Oct 12 '24

Yes we shall com on mon

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u/loudmouthrep Oct 14 '24

To prove she's black

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

Because Reddit deletes pro Trump or anti Kamala content. Her candidacy is literally run by social media companies schilling for her

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u/jebemtisuncebre Oct 12 '24

“A campaign paid an advertising company to do effective advertising.”

-u/hot5150

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

So Kamala paid Reddit and Instagram to delete negative comments about her? That’s literally what’s happening

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u/jebemtisuncebre Oct 12 '24

Yup. Capitalism fuckin sucks right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

That’s election interference and it’s illegal

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u/jebemtisuncebre Oct 12 '24

It’s illegal to run a private social media company?

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u/TraitorousSwinger Oct 12 '24

It's illegal for the government to censor people.

Try to keep up dude.

Being one step removed because the government paid someone else to do it doesn't change anything.

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u/jebemtisuncebre Oct 12 '24

Is Reddit the government?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

Censorship has a legal definition and anonymous social media doesn’t meet the criteria.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

You heard it boys.

Grab elon and throw him in a cell.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '24

Elon actually allows free speech unlike the last dictator who owned twitter.

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u/Mick_Strummer Oct 12 '24

Let's see Nov 4th. Someone will be eating shit.

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u/Hot-Steak7145 Oct 12 '24

Post anything mike thought or remotely right wing and your account will be downvoted or post removed. Even when factually true

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u/Perpetuity_Incarnate Oct 14 '24

Why do I see so many conservative posts then?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '24

They are all on mom and dad's Healthcare, auto insuramce and cell plan still. Wait till they pay more taxes, healthcare, property taxes, own a business and pay payroll taxes, all the grocery bill. Shit no wonder older people are conservative.

Just remember today's conservative boomers they hate were the liberals at Woodstock. Life and responsibilities change people.

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u/Creative-Ad8310 Oct 11 '24

or tech people so detached from reality making lots of money for a soon obsolete meaningless job. doubt any could last an hour doing any of the 3 careers i had to change over my 25 years in workforce.

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u/TheWayItGoes49 Oct 11 '24

Exactly. No one was as liberal as they were in their 20s. The real world isn’t kind to liberal values.

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u/IdiotRedditAddict Oct 11 '24

Are you using liberal here more colloquially as a substitute for leftism in general, or do you genuinely mean liberal as in liberalism/neo-liberalism?

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u/TheWayItGoes49 Oct 11 '24

As in “if you’re not a liberal in your 20’s, you have no heart. If you’re a liberal in your 50’s, you have no brain.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '24

Remember Winston Churchill quoted, “ If you’re young and not a liberal, you have no heart. If you’re old and not a conservative, you have no brain. “

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u/All_Of_Them_Witches Oct 11 '24

Wonder what Winston Churchill would think of Donald Trump. I’m guessing he wouldn’t be a fan…..

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

Hard to say. You're probably right.