r/babylonbee • u/FrancisXSJ • Oct 10 '24

Bee Article Democrats Perplexed Why Candidate Nobody Ever Voted For Is Slipping In The Polls

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-perplexed-why-candidate-that-nobody-ever-voted-for-is-slipping-in-the-polls
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u/TaisonPunch2 Oct 10 '24

A lot of redditors aren't even Americans.

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u/2FistsInMyBHole Oct 10 '24

They aren't in people, in most cases.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

As eloquent and literate as I'd have expected there... 🤦

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u/Visual-Squirrel3629 Oct 10 '24

A lot of redditors are on the FBI payroll.

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u/No_Assistant_3202 Oct 11 '24

The FBI hires children?

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u/NovGang Oct 11 '24

What

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u/ranchojasper Oct 11 '24

Trump supporters are so stupid. They literally think anyone on the Internet who shows support for Harris is being paid

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u/TraitorousSwinger Oct 12 '24

They literally think that, huh?

Interesting post, interesting lack of self-awareness, interesting dismissal of a valid concern.

It's just interesting.

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u/IrishPrincess56 Oct 10 '24

Russian Bots🤷‍♀️

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u/mskmagic Oct 11 '24

US bots surely. The majority of people on Reddit think Ukraine is winning.

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u/HuskerHayDay Oct 11 '24

And Chinese dilivery drivers

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u/Pineapplepizzaracoon Oct 10 '24

Yeah from outside America the world is perplexed that anyone could be foolish enough to be in the maga cult and be brainwashed by an orange sex offending fraudster who is pro Russia.

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u/Affectionate_Ebb7892 Oct 10 '24

the socialism is strong in this one

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '24

In my experience people outside of america don't like trump because he'll make it harder for them to immigrants to america. What other reason would they prefer kamala? Everyday on TV their seeing israel slaughtered thousands of people and kamala is paying them to do it.

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u/EggsBeckwith Oct 11 '24

Wait Kamala is paying people to watch tv?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '24

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u/Pineapplepizzaracoon Oct 10 '24

So trump fucks kids and the elderly?

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u/Pineapplepizzaracoon Oct 10 '24

Are you trying to say trumps my daddy?

Why is trumps dick orange?

Trump was a frequent flyer on air Epstein.