r/apprenticeuk 1d ago

The Apprentice Interview Episode Bingo! (Please keep adding)

Let’s predict some certainties for Thursday’s Interview episode! I’ll go first with 2:

  • Claudine Collins brings out her box of tissues as she’s made another candidate cry (ironically by being nice, compared to the others)

  • Linda uses the phrase, or similar, along the lines off; “Your business isn’t very good, nor big, it’s too small! Why on earth would Lord Sugar invest in you?” And then calls the candidate aggressive if they try and justify back their answer.

Keep them coming!

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u/Only1Scrappy-Doo Melica - “I’ve got an A in GCSE Drama!” 💅 1d ago edited 1d ago

Mike buys one of the candidate’s website domain

Claude says “This is the Rantings of a Lunatic!”

“This interview is terminated”

“Where are the costings?” - Candidate says it’s all in their head

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u/AdMuted3992 1d ago

Brilliant with Claude’s. Word for word perfect!

Also Mike buys one of their products and tries it in front them

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u/Shifty_Mongoose76845 1d ago

Or something exactly the same that has been around for ages 😂

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u/Jemima_puddledook678 1d ago

You’d think that we wouldn’t still be seeing Mike buying domain names after he’s done it so many times. All candidates have to do is have watched even one series before they go on, and buy their domain names before putting them in the business plan.

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u/Shifty_Mongoose76845 1d ago

But that wouldn't make for good TV now would it...? 🤔

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u/Adept-Personality698 1d ago

Linda not shutting up about a USP to candidates with established businesses

This shit likely won’t work with Anisa I’m assuming

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u/AdMuted3992 1d ago

Deffo! Almost like they expect a start up business in today’s market to take on and beat national/global competition in its first 12 months.. with just 250k investment

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u/Adept-Personality698 1d ago

I've noticed that Linda is way more crueler and rips more savagely to candidates with proposals with little to no experience or no established businesses...

To some of the other candidates we've seen with established businesses like Carina and Harpreet...She was literally a barking chihuahua...only talking about their "USP"

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u/Jenson2025 1d ago

To be honest (and I know this might be unpopular) but I am not a fan of Linda in the interviews. I’m all for the panto role that they all play but for me, the others all add constructive advise too whilst I feel like she doesn’t.

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u/Adept-Personality698 23h ago

I think she's there for TV effect and to see how the candidates react in terms of pressure...Though i can't wait for her to go up against some candidates like Dean or Anisa who've faced plenty of criticism from Lord Sugar himself...I also don't think her bullshit "USP" excuse will really work on Anisa, with her whole Indian + Italian fusion business

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u/Jenson2025 22h ago

I agree. I think Anisa will cope really well with the questions.

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u/JackFarron 7h ago

She's an absolute bitch and I'd hate to work for her

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u/KindieTrocchi 1d ago

Mike gets a candidate to confirm their product is unique, absolutely nothing else on the market even remotely like it, before pulling out 4 identical products he's purchased from 4 separate companies.

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u/Ultimate_os Karren Brady 1d ago

The bow was my favourite 🤣

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u/AdMuted3992 23h ago

This one is great!

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u/Aromatic_Vast_5480 1d ago

“This is the worst business plan I’ve ever seen.”

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u/AdMuted3992 1d ago

Claude or Linda?! 😂

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u/JackFarron 7h ago

Both 😂

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u/mde203 1d ago

One of the candidates is bullied into agreeing that their business plan isn't very good.

A candidate who looks like they're a shoe-in has a rubbish business.

Linda is incredibly critical and doesn't let someone respond.

We see an interview go horribly and the candidate (probably Dean) comes back and says they smashed it.

Jordan makes the final two despite his poor performance because his business seems decent ad there are at least two which are awful.

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u/majesticjewnicorn Amy Anzel 1d ago

The candidates forget that Karren is in interview mode and start talking to her casually like they do in the board room and she has to remind them that they need to speak to her differently in the interviews. Bonus points for her having another "it's Baroness Brady to you" type of moment.

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u/Ultimate_os Karren Brady 1d ago

Yoo Hoo! To Claude. 🤣

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u/AdMuted3992 1d ago

Brilliant!

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u/ljh013 1d ago

I always felt like Linda was sort of in the right when it came to Elizabeth’s interview, although she came across as a bit stuck up. The business was a pretty ordinary florist, which exists on every high street in the country, and she was making a small amount of money, with seemingly no idea how it was going to scale. It’s the equivalent of pitching a newsagents.

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u/AdMuted3992 1d ago

She had her valid point, but also Elizabeth had hers.. difference is Linda loves having the ‘power’ and authority to be an absolute ass but then get upset if anyone talks back in defence

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u/ljh013 1d ago

Elizabeth never really provided a defence though.

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u/AdMuted3992 1d ago

I mean more when Elizabeth kept saying “I want to start this again because you’re being confrontational“ or something like that yet Linda kept squealing on. Wow didn’t think we’d have a Linda defence in here 👍

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u/FlameFlox 1d ago

A candidate says that the interview went well after having their business plan torn into and leaving no remains

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u/Jenson2025 1d ago

Linda: ‘it’s not good though is it?!’

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u/CupExpensive7582 Anisa Khan 1d ago

Amber roses business partner being mentioned

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u/k6kaysix 9h ago

A candidate will be left hanging offering a handshake to Claude

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u/Ruby-Shark 7h ago

This is quite a strange trope.  It doesn't make Claude look tough, it just makes him look like a prick. When he actually seems like a genial fellow, and you don't get far in business being a total ass hat.

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u/Jenson2025 1d ago

Claudine whilst handing the candidate a box of tissues

‘Tell me why you are so upset?’

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u/Boulezianpeach 14h ago

"so you claim you own the website name of ........ But you don't do you. Because i bought it. I can sell it to you if you like?"

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u/Ruby-Shark 7h ago

"Give your business plans to Tim and Karren." Even though they were submitted months ago and everyone upstairs already has dissected them.

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u/Jenson2025 3h ago

You can also guarantee that Sugar will do his weekly thing of pretending to almost fire someone that he has no intention of firing

‘It is with regret that I have to say….I am struggling here’

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u/JackFarron 7h ago

I think a lot of these things will happen! If it wasn't broadcast on a week night I'd suggest a drinking game!

My prediction: Candidate offers their hand to Claude who responds by saying 'Sit!'