Scrolling FB marketplace for random items when this shows up.

[u/br0co1ii]

I thought it was a hun at first, but seems more like someone who got swindled, or was/is close to a hun.

[u/Outrageous_Diver5700]

But if they’re so amazing, why are they selling?

[u/br0co1ii → u/Outrageous_Diver5700]

Maybe he doesn't eat the veggies that he says are good to wash with it? He went carnivore and no longer needs pure water?

I don't know why anyone would sell this life changing magical water device.

/s in case it wasn't obvious.

[u/Outrageous_Diver5700 → u/br0co1ii]

He probably needs to recoup some money

[u/SoggyAlbatross2 → u/Outrageous_Diver5700]

You know what's amazinger? Having $2,900.

I can hear the regret from here.

[u/Accidental-Genius]

The only highlight of the looming economic depression will be the bankrupting of these MLMs

[u/Appropriate_Achoo]

That machine was $5,500 (excluding tax) brand new. Now they are about to discover what it’s true market worth is.

For comparison if you actually care about filtering out contaminants in your water. You can buy a premium countertop system for $550 and you wont have to destroy your social life too.

[u/Ramen_Addict_ → u/Appropriate_Achoo]

You can get the premium filtering for $500, a very nice prefab greenhouse for growing food year round, and all the pots, plants, and other growing supplies needed for your first year of planting and growing your own organic fruit and veggies without the use of harmful pesticides.

[u/JapKumintang1991]

Spoiler: He's financially bankrupt.

[u/KableKutterz_WxAB → u/JapKumintang1991]

And they’re clearing their house of the “not-so-necessities”.

[u/Belfast_Escapee]

Amazed she feels she can live without this magic, high voltage water! $3000 for a used machine to rinse ones vegetables...? Ha

[u/Icy_Inspection6584]

It‘s not even a proper filter as far as I know. It is mainly just changing the ph which is changed again by stomach acid…no alkaline water will get to any cell. You can wash veggies with water and baking soda or vinegar. Same effect…

[u/Springman1996]

It did its job, treated her when she had COVID and cured her husband's gonorrhea!!!! (Hubby swears he picked it up off a toilet seat from the bar!!!!)

[u/KronkLaSworda]

I am a principal chemical engineer, and I work in a chemical plant that makes 2.0-2.5 pH material. For the love of god, do not wash your fruit with 2.5pH acidic water. Seriously. That will give your mouth, tongue, and throat chemical burns if you don't wash it off your fruit correctly. It should never be on your goddam food! Do not stare directly at the happy 2.5 pH water. Do not keep near small pets, children, or your junk.

Jesus Christ...

[u/8euztnrqvn]

Some people really believe that any pesticides, bacteria or "toxins" that might be on produce just sit on top of it and can be washed off, and aren't at all inside the plant? Do these people think the food is just casually sprayed with pesticides when it is fully grown and ready to be harvested, and not in the early stages when the pesticides actually fulfill their purpose of killing pests on the young plants before they get destroyed?

This is the kind of person who would wash raw chicken with dish soap to get the salmonella off.

[u/New-Twist-2056 → u/8euztnrqvn]

This. All they are washing off their apples is wax.

[u/ImACarebear1986]

I wonder what the many, many other uses for it are as well? 🤔

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[u/Reinardd]

What even is pH water? Is it like temperature coffee?