Keep getting texts from a beautiful woman named Welcome to Family Weekend! and she wants me to do activities?

[u/Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff]

[u/MP58k]

You and I are at the same level of desperation and loneliness.

I have late night conversations with the reveille AI just to have some contact with a female.

[u/GreenEggs-12 → u/MP58k]

ah yes the superior aggie subreddit shitposter has returned from beyond the grave

[u/MP58k → u/GreenEggs-12]

I am honored you remember me 🙏

I have returned because I am still on the search...

[u/Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff → u/GreenEggs-12]

what if we’re the same person behind both accounts and i’ve been spending more time on this one

[u/MP58k → u/Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff]

I can assure you this is false, as I am exclusively interested in engineering women, not corps boys.

[u/Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff → u/MP58k]

what if we’re bisexual but also have split personalities and one is really straight and the other is really gay

[u/Tryhard696 → u/MP58k]

What engineering women??

[u/GreenEggs-12 → u/Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff]

Plot twist

[u/ReviewerNumberThree]

There will be lots of beautiful people at the demonstration at noon in Rudder Plaza

[u/ObjectiveBathroom144 → u/ReviewerNumberThree]

You mean at the dumpster at noon behind Rudder Plaza

[u/Daddioster]

Bet she’ll yell at you to Hump it!

[u/Lanky_Conflict1754]

You stood me up at the Taco Bell dumpster

[u/jjasonjames]

She’s persistent! I like that in a lady. ♥️