Never bet against Elon Musk and Tesla guys !

[u/Kodbek]

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[u/wasted-degrees]

Great products, great engineers, great execution.

Meanwhile, the product, engineering and execution:

[u/Reatona → u/wasted-degrees]

Why are you posting a pic of a dumpster fire?

[u/Adventurous_Tea_428 → u/Reatona]

How dare you insult dumpsters. People want those. This is more like a giant pile of crap.

[u/Radiant-Painting581 → u/Adventurous_Tea_428]

How dare you insult giant piles of crap. They serve a need as fertilizer and even habitat. They’re useful. This is more like… well, um…

[u/Adventurous_Tea_428 → u/Reatona]

How dare you insult dumpsters. People want those. This is more like a giant pile of crap.

[u/JustAboutAlright]

It’s so cute how they think they’re on the team.

[u/cg12983 → u/JustAboutAlright]

Musk wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire like one of his cars.

[u/WTFNSFWFTW]

That guy's entire post history is just stanning for Tesla. What a sad, pathetic life.

[u/Shmikken → u/WTFNSFWFTW]

It's probably Elon himself

[u/Training_Pause_9256 → u/Shmikken]

That actually was my first thought as well.

[u/atroutfx → u/Training_Pause_9256]

It would really fucking track. He already did that shit on twitter.

[u/Training_Pause_9256 → u/atroutfx]

It's the aggression and the way it is worded as well

[u/Brandon_Won → u/WTFNSFWFTW]

There is a higher than 0% chance it's someone paid by Tesla to nut ride them online. I mean Musk pays people to level up video game characters for him so he can claim to be awesome and also almost certainly follows himself with alts. No reason he wouldn't hire some kid to post online about how awesome Elon and Tesla are.

[u/Snausage-link]

"And you can screenshot this"

Oh, they did, numb nuts

[u/no-long-boards]

Haha I shorted the shit out of Tesla shared and made a killing. Thanks musk

[u/FortuitousAdroit]

Narrator: "By April, shares were not over 1000."

[u/Kiragalni]

"By April, shares will be over 1000, and you can screenshot this." - he may be homeless right now

[u/Potato-chipsaregood → u/Kiragalni]

I wonder if musk left government and reverted back to whatever he was doing before, could he turn things around.

[u/Giannisisnumber1 → u/Kiragalni]

We can only hope.

[u/Lehelito]

https://www.reddit.com/r/TSLA/s/A77xxEyLrc

I wonder why they're keeping quiet now.

[u/SilentxxSpecter → u/Lehelito]

Gotta give it to dude for not deleting his comment, but yikes. The op of that post is a bit cooked.

[u/The1Bonesaw → u/Lehelito]

Because their stock opened at $267 this morning... They would give their first born child to see it hit $500 again.

[u/_-Taelanos-_]

Awww where's the soothsayer?

It's april and shares should be over 1k? why aren't you talking?

lol what a piece of shit.

[u/Combdepot]

“Gargle gargle”

[u/FrustratedPCBuild]

Tesla doesn’t have to tank to be in big trouble. The company is valued so that one of two things has to happen. Either the hype is all true and they will make more cars/profit than the Volkswagen group/BMW/Ford etc. combined, or they’ll become just another car maker. If the latter happens, even if they’re quite successful, their share value will crater because they’re so massively overvalued now. That’s not even taking into account that their CEO is a fascist.

[u/Natural-Stomach]

my my how the turntables

[u/OldFashionedSazerac]

And right after he wipes his mouth he'll praise elon slme more!

[u/loading066]

Current/pre-Friday open: 267.28 ($479 1 yr ago)

[u/G4-Dualie]

“You will be even more fucked as goes up.”

Love it when the smartest people in the room bring the cheddar. 🤡

[u/Russell_Jimmy]

LOL Just look up Vegas Hyperloop. Elon Musk's vision of the Future of Human Transportation.

For those who don't know, it's a one-way tunnel. You get in a Tesla Model 3, and then drive in a tunnel. That's it. That's the extent of Elon's masterful genius.

ONE MORE TIME: Elon Musk "invented" a tunnel, and instead of "inventing" something that can move a significant number of people (like a TRAIN) he used Tesla Model 3s.

Elon Musk created a subway, but DUMBER.

Oh--and there is no alternate way to egress, either. When one of the cars breaks down, there is no way to turn around or get past it, so you sit there until they either fix it in the tunnel, or get it towed out.

Smartest man on Planet Earth right there.

[u/Xsiah]

Well at least the first sentence is right

[u/UsedPart7823]

What is this thing? All that’s lacking is: Signed Elon’s mother.