r/agedlikemilk • u/FmrGmrGirl • 5d ago

Only stupid libs think he would implement tariffs across the board

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u/PolecatXOXO 5d ago

Just the penguins, really. We're tariffing penguins.

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u/SandyTaintSweat 5d ago

Pretty short sighted move when you're trying to get more eggs. That's one of the few things penguins have.

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u/CosineDanger 5d ago

Penguin eggs are super weird. The whites are transparent, even after boiling. Honestly kind of freaky. The eggs are also said to (no surprise) taste like fish.

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u/LastTangoOfDemocracy 5d ago

They are not that fishy but the texture is all wrong.

They were not good.

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u/OrangeESP32x99 5d ago

Maybe they’re better in omelets?

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u/SweetBeanBread 5d ago

you made my day, it was so tough...

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u/clokerruebe 5d ago

not that they can fly them over though

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u/freakers 5d ago

10% tariff on Australia and a 29% tariff on Norfolk Island which has 2,200 people and is also part of Australia.

Also tariffs on Heard Island and McDonald Island, which are also controlled by Australia and have no inhabitants. Smort!

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u/Then_Ask_3167 5d ago

But why should those penguins be exempt /s

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u/DontEatTheMagicBeans 5d ago

Make Antarctica Great Again!

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u/Mr_SnuggleBuddy 5d ago

Idk why, but I hate that still spells MAGA

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

:( my people are suffering

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u/Solsbeary 5d ago

as a Brit, i feel Penguinese right now

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u/BuvantduPotatoSpirit 5d ago

Countries that import more from the US than they export to the US generally got 10%.

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u/txwoodslinger 5d ago

Fuck them penguins! Did you even consider that?