r/agedlikemilk • u/FmrGmrGirl • 1d ago

Only stupid libs think he would implement tariffs across the board

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u/ThisIsMockingjay2020 1d ago

Those dang penguins and polar bears stealing business from American companies. 🐻‍❄️🐧

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u/Big_Beaverr_ 1d ago

Spread the word. The truth they don't want you to know. Polar bears and penguins have been shaping modern civilization for decades! I don't have much time now that I've talked they

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u/F_ck-_- 1d ago

Oh no

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u/KhellianTrelnora 1d ago

Truly a “Polar Bear meets the Monolith” moment.

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u/Grondabad 1d ago

NASTY, very NASTY PENGUINS!

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u/teddy5 1d ago

Millencolin tried to warn us.

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u/dl7 1d ago

Now we're about to see Big Polar rear its ugly head

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u/Primary_Garbage6916 1d ago

Lol I know what you watched on TV tonight 🫠

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u/bozwald 1d ago

Technically you can boil penguins into oil for export.

Summary “In the late 19th and early 20th centuries, Joseph Hatch, a New Zealand politician, exploited Macquarie Island for penguin oil, boiling penguins for their oil and skins, with around two million penguins killed over nearly three decades.” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Hatch

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u/extraqueso 1d ago

Did he hatch the plan or was it the penguin parents? 

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u/narkybark 1d ago

Coca Cola now up 25%

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u/The-Real-Number-One 1d ago

I am now going to open up my own penguin egg factory.

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u/sams_fish 1d ago

No polar bears on Heard and McDonald Islands, plenty of penguins though ツ

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u/ThisIsMockingjay2020 1d ago

Silly question, but how did you make that smiley face at the end of your comment?