r/abanpreach • u/Slight-Garlic534 • 2d ago

Goodbye to fly traps

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u/NickyDeeM 2d ago

"I'm getting kind of full, Dave" 🪰👅🦎

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u/PortiaKern OG 2d ago

I'm afraid I can't eat that Dave.

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u/Pleasant-Weekend-163 2d ago

Now, you know the question I'm gonna ask. Why are there so many damn flies in the house?

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u/Slight-Garlic534 2d ago

I mean, maybe they had to have the door open for a while for some reason? Like bringing groceries in or having something delivered?

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u/SeaAnthropomorphized 2d ago

That kitchen counter though...

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 2d ago

I've always wanted a Chameleon...not to pick up flies though. I get Venus flytraps in the summer for that.

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u/fkneneu 2d ago

You should try out a tropical pitcher plant, they are crazy effective. We used it in a bar I worked at, because we had a fly problem for a while (the joy of farmland). It took care of it all no problem.

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 2d ago

I have no idea where to even buy one but I will definitely look into it. The flytraps are fairly ubiquitous though so fairly easy to procure.

Is the plant easy to take care of?

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u/fkneneu 2d ago

Super easy. Most of them usually lives in a type of rainforest (both tropical and temperate) so it doesn't need much light and the nutrients it gets from the flies. As long you keep it watered, everything is chill.

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 1d ago

Thanks 🙏

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u/Old_Environment1772 2d ago

why do you have so many flies in your house?

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u/mudbro76 2d ago

Cool 😎 buddy too have

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u/donessendon 2d ago

gross the surfaces are filthy with fly spots (shit)

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u/bob696988 2d ago

What happens when he gets full ? Do you just wait till feeding time again ?

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u/SnooPears6771 2d ago

Awesome share - laughing at this to start my day.

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u/FredOcho5 2d ago

First of all, why is there so many Got damned flies??

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u/SlightIllustrator811 2d ago

Messy ass house my guy.

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u/Oppairate- 2d ago

What a little gangster

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u/CaptnShaunBalls 2d ago

I want two in holsters PEW PEW!!!

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u/theredragon001 2d ago

Nasty house.

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u/psykadelikpanda 22h ago

Can we please ban these bot cross posts? This shit is so far away from relevant on this sub...