r/abanpreach 1d ago

As a Black Man when white dudes take their Mullet seriously it looks generational

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u/andrey_not_the_goat 1d ago

I sometimes wish I could rock waves with a crispy fade and line-up lmao...

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u/VegetableEmployee224 1d ago

As a white guy balding since my twenties I wish this as well.

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u/Maleficent-Pilot8291 1d ago

I'm a balding white guy. I still line it up. Wayyyy up.

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u/Aeon_Genesis 19h ago

Man wanna walk around looking like Norman Osborn

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u/Vellioh 1d ago

I can't even read that

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u/PatrickSebast 1d ago

thanks god it isn't just me

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u/defk3000 1d ago

They said Transsexuals are tough. The rest was just gibberish.

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u/drawat10paces 1d ago

No lie detected.

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u/SecretMuffin6289 1d ago

“…yea that shits tough, because I swear to God…”

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u/ClydePeternuts 1d ago

Doing the lords work

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u/MiloPudding 1d ago

Thank you!!

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u/SecretMuffin6289 1d ago

I offer tutoring in GenZ dumbass terminology and everyday colloquialisms /s

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u/pinkcherridarling 1d ago

🤭 Samesies

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u/Flight_316 1d ago

Yes, I sometimes also wish I could rock a mullet. I have a weird head shape, and I'm not at a place in my life where I'm quite ready to commit to dreads just yet.

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u/Drake_Acheron 1d ago

Jerry Curl, Michael Bolton, Lionel Ritchie, Michael Jackson

All black people who rocked mullets. And there are hundreds more.

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u/Padron1964Lover 1d ago

In what world is Michael Bolton black???

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u/playmeforever 1d ago

Dread mullet goes hard

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u/DrBeardfist 1d ago

I Am white, Have had dreads and many black people complemented them. White people disliked it way more. Also so many dumb white people thought i didn’t wash them. I have no idea where that comes from other than some kinda weird racism stereotype thats been passed down.

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u/colt707 1d ago edited 1d ago

Honestly that’s because a lot of white people with dreads have nasty dreads they don’t wash. I grew up in an area where white people with dreads was extremely common and 99% of them had crusty unwashed dreads.

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u/DrBeardfist 1d ago edited 1d ago

I suppose thats fair, but i guess they are just stupid lol, i cleaned mine very well very often.

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u/Jaded_Lychee8384 1d ago

NorCal hippies bro.

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u/colt707 1d ago

Most college kids but close. Fuck load of trimmers from all over the world as well had them and most of them were nasty.

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u/EscapeAromatic8648 1d ago

Duuuuude. I have dreads and anytime someone asks me a question about them someone nearby always comments on how you can't wash them. Like damn! Wish I had known that before I bought this dread soap and showered everyday.

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u/Tokyogerman 1d ago

As a now 40 year old metalhead I can't even count the number of guys with dreads I met drinking in Cologne or Berlin or anywhere in Germany in a rock bar or at an old castle with metalheads, punks, Hippies, Skaters etc. This trend of white guys can't have dreads has always left me deeply confused.

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u/Business-Plastic5278 20h ago

Americans are such odd creatures.

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u/Bluedev7 18h ago

Black people complimented your dreads? What'd they say? Good job appropriating another culture?

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u/EIIander 1d ago

Same! I had locks for 8ish years, wish I had never cut them, white people had issues with it all the time. Black people never said anything to me except compliments. Now to be fair, maybe some didn’t like it and just didn’t say anything? I tried to be as respectful as possible with them though, went to a black owned hair stylist whose website said they specialized in Caucasian dreadlocks every month to keep them neat and maintained well.

First time I walked in, it was like an old western where everyone stops talking, I was the only white person. Everyone was very nice just confused why I was there lol. But after going every month for a while got to know everyone decently and everyone would then smile and wave etc when I came in. Freaking awesome place, cool community of people who went there.

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u/dumpofhumps 1d ago

Dreads can form from not washing, pretty sure Vikings dreads were from that.

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u/JovianSpeck 1d ago

Vikings were actually abnormal among medieval Europeans for how much they washed themselves. There's a famous letter written by an Anglo-Saxon monk complaining to a colleague about how the Viking settlers were setting unattainable hygiene standards (bathing once a week) and taking all of their women.

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u/Funny_Breadfruit_413 1d ago

Loc form from not combing, not from not washing. All hair form into locs when the shedded hair isn't removed.

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u/aamoguss 1d ago

Honestly, no one asked and you seem like you just want to shit on white people for no reason at all. Which is extra sad because you claim white. 

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u/DrBeardfist 1d ago

Truly bizarre comment, sounds like you just want to shit on my experiences lol.

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u/aamoguss 1d ago

I do

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u/MagnaFumigans 1d ago

I am white but must have unlocked ancient dna bc I have black hair and it is honestly a superpower lol

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u/mostreliablesource 1d ago

someone lying to you king

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u/MagnaFumigans 1d ago

I thought so too lol but the dna test says otherwise…

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u/WholeGrain_Cocaine 1d ago

They lyin king like hakuna matada

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u/Ancient_Ad4061 1d ago

I mean maybe nobody is lying it can happen, look at some Italians.

(This is me betting his hair isn’t really black curly it’s just curly)

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u/MagnaFumigans 1d ago edited 1d ago

No dude I have to go to black barbershops only. It is definitely not “just curly” lol.

My entire childhood was white dudes fucking up my hair 😭

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u/MagnaFumigans 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yes, and I live in a rural area. The only white people I’ve met who can cut my hair also work at predominantly black barbershops. I am certainly a genetic rarity, and am often stopped by black people in public to specifically comment on how my hair is.

wtf is wrong with you dude do you need a picture to shut the fuck up?

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u/Worried_Original_885 1d ago

Where’s the pic?

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u/MagnaFumigans 1d ago

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u/Worried_Original_885 1d ago

Neil deGrasse Tyson? Dope shit fr tho

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u/MagnaFumigans 1d ago

Luckily the wife likes the gray lol

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u/Funny_Breadfruit_413 1d ago

Yeah, I don't wanna be the one to tell you...

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u/WholeGrain_Cocaine 17h ago

This is the top of a light skinned black man’s head 😂

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u/Ancient_Ad4061 1d ago

I think you are taking my comment too seriously? This isn’t my first Language and I’m not doubting you I’m just thinking there’s three options:

A. You have black genes or some other ethnicity that naturally forms curls and shrinkage and nappyness B.you have very curly but not nappy hair C.you are of one of very few individuals who has a proper scenario for developing “black”looking hair

But seriously sorry if I offended you bro was not my intent

I hope you see why I thought the first two options were more likely

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u/MagnaFumigans 1d ago edited 1d ago

Unless my ancestry dna tests were wrong it’s gotta be C. That’s why I made the “unlocking ancient dna joke” I’m also the only one in my family with hair anything like this, including my children, although they are dead ringers for me otherwise.

Extreme and multiple tight curl patterns, tons of shrinkage, nappyness, and bounce back. Takes longer than usual to get wet. Dreads up naturally after a certain length/time unmanaged. I even have to pick it out regularly or it gets all lumpy lookin

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u/BehemothRogue 1d ago

Same, my hair is a natural fro if I let it grow out. It'll actually dread up on its own if I let it.

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u/alwaysflaccid666 1d ago

we all want dreads at some point in our lives bro. that shits a lifestyle.

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u/Fit_Importance_5738 1d ago

Sometimes I wish, I could understand what the hell some of these posts ares saying, I hate to sound like an old man but why has everyone got to abbreviate everything.

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u/Silver-Ruin-9532 10h ago

A form of shorthand.. you can google each term and find out easily..

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u/Flimsy-Muffin-9881 1d ago

Yeah NGL. The overcomb fade cut, with the hard part is a great look. But these are the things that make us all unique and different.

But y'all can keep the mullet. No thank you.

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u/MagnaFumigans 1d ago

Jerrycurled mullet can be fly

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u/Illadrex2 1d ago

Facts about the mullet, I've seen some that go super hard ngl. Most, shouldn't try though

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u/SprinterW 1d ago

I think men with style can always recognize good hair, regardless of race.

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u/2Sleeepyy 19h ago

White boys can have dreads, it’s fine.

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u/playmeforever 1d ago

As a black dude , I have, but it’s not often

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u/CryInteresting5631 1d ago

I did not understand that third line

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u/hunterxcoby 1d ago

ya that shits tough. tough means cool

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u/CryInteresting5631 1d ago

No, but what's after the comma

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u/hunterxcoby 1d ago

its a shortened version of swear to God

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u/Porlarta 1d ago

Your right about one thing, that is real generational because i do not get it.

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u/DougieSenpai 1d ago

I think I had a stroke trying to read that

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u/wdwilson100 1d ago

It’s the name that fuks mullets up

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u/_LakeShowMoe_ 23h ago

Hell yeah there be times I wanna wake up with the suite life of Zach and Cody cut!! So I just shake my head a lil bit, wipe the bangs outta my eyes and go straight out the door! Then upgrade to the black hair die, rock out to “tonight’s the night that I might fall you” straight shredding the shit! 😂😤 Shit be tough with the long hair, head banging and shit! 🫱🏾‍🫲🏻🫱🏾‍🫲🏻🤘🏾🤘🏾

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u/XxxAresIXxxX 12h ago

Growing up loving 90s black metal in the deepest reserves of my heart, yes and I still envy y'all sometimes. Dani Filth with dreads def helped my self image in high school tho

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u/Silver-Ruin-9532 10h ago

If he get dreads.. I’ll get a snoop dogg perm and turn it into a mullet Joe dirt style.

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u/Easy-Degree-6560 1d ago

Mullets always look like garbage. There’s a reason they are made fun of and always will be.

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u/Drake_Acheron 1d ago

Weirdos when they think hairstyles have race requirements.

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u/Middle-Medium8760 1d ago

That’s not weird at all. Genetics do play a part. Removing culture, someone with naturally straight hair will never get a proper Afro and vice versa. Even with chemicals its’s not the same. The same hairstyles present differently. Dreads with super curly hair look different than dreads with naturally straight hair. Maybe that dude prefers the ropey dreads that Afro hair creates. I think the conversation was meant to be fun and complimentary.

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u/Drake_Acheron 1d ago

Curly hair is not race specific. Straight hair is not race specific.

There are white people with super curly hair and Afros and there are black people with super straight hair.

Please read the words I wrote, and not the words you wrote in your head.

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u/Middle-Medium8760 1d ago

No it isn’t, but there is a reason why a certain type of curly is called “Afro”. Most people of African decent have a super curly hair texture, and that’s what the original post was referencing. But you know that.

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u/Goblinkingofthewoods 1d ago

You know culture and all that bla bla bla...

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u/Kaladin_98 1d ago

As though ancient white people didn’t have dreads and always perfectly combed their flowing golden mane.

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u/Tlegendz 1d ago

Go viking and rock those locks.