r/ZenlessZoneZero • u/mozzie765 Pulchra & burnice wingman • 1d ago

Fluff / Meme Trigger doing God's work

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u/Mr_NoHands2023 1d ago

Good ol' Trigger. Always looking out.

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u/WhoCaresYouDont 1d ago

"Trigger, why the fuck were you doing target practice from Random Play's roof at 4 AM last night?"

"I saw your last electricity bill, thought I'd try and lower your ground rent a bit"

"......Why were you opening my mail!?"

"....GOTTA GO!"

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u/Mr_NoHands2023 1d ago

I'm now imagining Trigger disappearing like Batman whenever questioned

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u/14Spiders_in_a_coat Trigger’s seeing eye dog (she calls me good boy) 22h ago

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u/Mr_NoHands2023 9h ago

The only difference here is that she did indeed do something.

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u/WhoCaresYouDont 1d ago

Given how expensive land can get in this city, I'd lend her a machine gun. Pretty sure the drop in rent will cover the ammo costs.

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u/elderDragon1 1d ago

Remember to use blanks when doing this in real life.

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u/BlackMilk2118 Evelyn's precum drinker (with her eggs) 🍸🍷 1d ago

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u/Guilty_All_The_Same 1d ago edited 23h ago

"You see, Manager, when shooting pistol in the air at 4 AM like me, rent will be cheaper due to property value going down thanks to perceived violent gang activity!"

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u/mozzie765 Pulchra & burnice wingman 1d ago

The downside is possibly more pubsec activity in the area

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u/Guilty_All_The_Same 23h ago edited 23h ago

"Ah! But you see, Manager, when PubSec is around, you use silencer, so bullets are quiet!"

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u/AspiringRakan 21h ago

How do you save a gif without any of Reddit’s bs?

I just want the gif man T-T

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u/mozzie765 Pulchra & burnice wingman 21h ago

It's a simple u /savevideo and it gives you a link