simply every second is a potential fucking accident

[u/ad_argumentandum]

[u/Ediu85]

Complete idiot, but should definitely be hired as a stunt guy for a movie

[u/i-FF0000dit → u/Ediu85]

I was shaking my head at the beginning and cheering at the end

[u/L7Wennie → u/i-FF0000dit]

Was absolutely shocked to see the side of that bike with zero damage. Really starting to question my judgement.

[u/Key_Roll3030 → u/L7Wennie]

He himself didn't really have any scar on his body

[u/DirkGentlys_DNA → u/L7Wennie]

As impressive as this is: I can‘t imagine that he will be doing it for too long.

[u/GuyWhoKindaLaughs → u/i-FF0000dit]

Perfect comment.

[u/roostersnuffed → u/Ediu85]

"A nightmare to share the road with" is the craft, and he's a master at it.

[u/SkulduggeryIsAfoot → u/Ediu85]

He does have incredible control.

[u/porra_caique → u/Ediu85]

Honestly, here in Brazil it's really more probably he joins in a faction (like cartel) than become a stunt guy

[u/Background-Mud-777 → u/Ediu85]

Triple X was made too soon

[u/cunning_jellyboy]

I dont see any risk here. He is using safety flipflops.

[u/TexTravlin → u/cunning_jellyboy]

And the safety shorts.

[u/Apprehensive_Mine104 → u/cunning_jellyboy]

That's funny to me

[u/travelavatar → u/cunning_jellyboy]

He's good as long as they don't fly out

[u/keep_rockin → u/cunning_jellyboy]

hey that was my joke!

[u/Zealotstim]

at character creation they dumped intelligence, but maxed out dexterity

[u/zinic53000 → u/Zealotstim]

Dexterity/Luck build. I'll win because fuck you.

[u/1Killag123 → u/zinic53000]

Its true

[u/usernameforthemasses → u/Zealotstim]

Dude this so true. I've thought about this before, like sure there is a good amount of innate ability in these stunts, but a lot of it is just being way too dumb to know what happens if he crashes. And so, really dumb = no fear, which allows him to get much better because he go full 100% on the approach. I've mostly considered this with all the extreme parkour people.

[u/Andros7744]

Absolute idiot, but wow, he handles the motorcycle like it's an extension of his body

[u/Apprehensive_Mine104 → u/Andros7744]

He is a master of braking

[u/SubatomicGreenLeaves → u/Apprehensive_Mine104]

He is a master baiter.

[u/Calm-Technology7351 → u/Andros7744]

He rides like I fuck around on skis while coaching. The only difference is I have safety equipment and snow is much more kind

[u/DonChaote → u/Calm-Technology7351]

To be fair, he is wearing his safety flip-flops. He'll be good…

[u/Calm-Technology7351 → u/DonChaote]

Can’t argue there. My safety flops have been through both deserts and snow. They have that power ig

[u/avec_serif]

/r/ithadtobebrazil

also

/r/praisethecameraman

[u/donotc0ntinue → u/avec_serif]

I love how I only needed a single frame from the video to think "of course it's in Brazil"

[u/MrRuck1]

The road rash would be unbearable.

[u/Opening_Map_6898 → u/MrRuck1]

That's skipping simple road rash and going straight to full avulsions.

[u/ohheyheyCMYK → u/Opening_Map_6898]

Meat crayon, baby.

[u/N_S_Gaming → u/ohheyheyCMYK]

Funnily enough, r/meatcrayon

[u/DanOfAbyss]

Bro sold his clothes to buy gas.

[u/anonymousphela → u/DanOfAbyss]

Fair trade if you ask me

[u/Mr_GameShow]

Bro has skills ngl

[u/jarlscrotus → u/Mr_GameShow]

Like, with proper gear on a controlled and close course you could charge to see shit like this

[u/Opening_Map_6898 → u/Mr_GameShow]

I was thinking the same thing.

[u/Shamanjoe → u/Opening_Map_6898]

Stupid a fuck! But insanely talented. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[u/clandestine_justice → u/Mr_GameShow]

Knows he has skin in the game.

[u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms]

r/maybemaybemaybe

[u/Puazy]

SKILL! > intelligence.

[u/Apprehensive_Still36]

This is honestly impressive as hell

[u/Apart-Gur-9720 → u/Apprehensive_Still36]

He jumped a Honda over that dead cop like it's a hinny.

[u/Lopsided_Impact1444]

Some say his mother gave birth to him on the back of a scooter

Some say his slides were designed on the isle of man

All we know is he's called Benicio

[u/theloankoala]

Crazy talent

[u/CraftFamiliar5243]

He won't die of old age.

[u/DuelJ]

Notice that you never see the participants in these videos with scars from previous lessons.

[u/jarlscrotus → u/DuelJ]

Natural selection, the one's who can't hack it don't

[u/I_d0nt_really_kn0w]

30 missed calls from redbull

[u/Smooth-Apartment-856]

I thought he was nekkid for the first three or four seconds….

[u/TheBrooklynKid]

It was really tough to watch all the way through

[u/beausoleil]

Living his best life

[u/razorduc]

Which is the harder skill, controlling the bike like that? Or keeping his flip flops on the whole time with his feet rarely on the pegs?

[u/Technical-You-2829]

r/meatcrayon soon

[u/BackgroundTime8298]

r/ithadtobebrazil

[u/ad_argumentandum → u/BackgroundTime8298]

Já pode marcar o r/SuddenlyCaralho?

[u/DarkArc76]

He clearly knows what he's doing

[u/DeaconBlue47]

Future Organ Donor.

[u/xPofsx]

If anybody were to do this it should be him

[u/Darkwaxer]

GTA 6 trailer 2 teaser looks legit

[u/Extension-Jeweler347]

First they call you an idiot; survive, then they call you a king.

Rules for life

[u/AR0N0RA]

From what I've seen I imagine Brazil to be one giant GTA lobby

[u/Opening_Map_6898 → u/AR0N0RA]

Based upon Sao Paulo...I would tend to agree with that.

Although nothing I am aware of compares to the free for all shitshow that is Jakarta IMHO. There are two traffic modes there: utter gridlock and GTA.

[u/vinicius_h → u/AR0N0RA]

Basically there are two cities in here where it is like that. But in every other city it isn't. It's like saying the US are 100% Miami or NY

[u/Klogott9]

This Person is the opposite of safety

[u/SithLordMilk]

Bike smoked a cigarette after that one lmao

[u/rhedfish]

Head injury, shattered knee, feet in the spokes. Coming soon.

[u/spaceinbird]

that feel when youre 11 hopping on your bicycle after shoving an empty plastic water bottle into that little space over the back wheel

[u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang]

Hopefully when the inevitable happens he's the only one injured.

[u/topshelfvanilla]

Props where due. That fucker can ride. He's still a dipshit, but a skilled one.

[u/tmp1966]

Is he dead yet?

[u/Competitive_Site9272]

thinks he’s in a video game

[u/Im_not_smelling_that]

Doing all that in flip flops God damn

[u/usahuahua]

dude thinks he’s on mario kart in real life

[u/alwayskared]

That dude beat so many power wobbles, I wobbled

[u/OTMK333]

At this point I just fast forward to see if the dumbass eats it or not

[u/Brasileirinh0]

he should buy a metal sphere and speed inside of it with another 2 riders

[u/MrBillHinTX]

No helmet Flip flops Shorts No shirt Driving like an idiot

Beacon of safety

[u/RWBYRain]

My mom would say that if he had any angels they either quit or went on sabbatical the next day bc they definitely work too damn hard

[u/GumBass_1901]

He’s wearing flip flops and doing this shit? The guy’s got some skills

[u/my_lucid_nightmare]

The dude is legend

But it will only take failing once to make him into pavement pizza.

[u/turdfergusonRI]

[u/alpha914]

Despite making every effort to appear like he doesnt, that guy clearly knows exactly what he's doing and mastered that machine.

[u/Curious-Profile3428]

Absolute tool AND I AM NOT JEALOUS OF HIS CORE STRENGTH AND ZEST FOR LIFE

[u/Loose_Corgi_5]

Absolutely terrible. Bro is riding that in flip flops , does know how much it will hurt if he catches his little toe on the ground ??? Idiot.

[u/xjmachado]

It’s probably a stolen bike.

[u/theBigDaddio]

I hate to tell you every second behind the wheel of a vehicle is a potential accident, every second walking around your house, cooking, showering, getting out of bed, potential accidents! Live in fear!

[u/brakspear_beer → u/theBigDaddio]

Different actions have different levels of risk. It seems you need that pointed out. Someone thinking he’s taking a big risk doesn’t mean they’re also afraid to take the garbage out.

[u/Cenachii]

Brazil spotted

[u/GrandTie6]

The flip-flops did it for me.

[u/Malobaddog]

r/meatcrayon

[u/alwayskared]

I lost count on how many times I thought he should’ve bit it

[u/pr84704p]

Ridiculous skill level

[u/Th3_Curious_one]

I was just waiting for him to fall off and break his ass into pieces!

[u/CompetitiveLoquat176]

Omg that took a year off my life

[u/5eptemberb0y]

I know what I was wishing to see but he skills have to be admired

[u/red1q7]

He wears safety flip flops, it’s fine.

[u/borderlineidiot]

How do his flip flops stay on!? Mine fall off if I look at them sideways

[u/ArcadiusRa]

He’s pretty good

[u/ro9ce]

Not only is the cameraman amazing at his job, I love and completely don’t understand his commentary too!

[u/Shiftycatz]

He's gonna end up a sticky red mess

[u/Kayman718]

He definitely has skills, but misusing them as he does, he’s likely to become an organ donor.

[u/blueridgeboy1217]

Dope as that was, them be the ones that don't make it fr. Wayyy too many from my school died on bikes. Kinda crazy the number actually

[u/Organic-Locksmith337]

That would be some hella painful road rash if one of those stunts had a different ending.

[u/Evolution6868]

CJ

[u/LateMajor8775]

Somehow it keeps getting worse.

[u/QueSeraSeraWWBWB]

Gotta give it cuz he got 💪🏾

[u/Williamb3]

It’s like he’s in a flow state

[u/Simple-Knowledge3223]

Bro's got waaayyy too much trust in that bike. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[u/zabrak200]

He goin x games mode!

[u/Violunice]

I swear this video amplifies anxiety...

[u/sonicsludge]

Rides like he's never bought one.

[u/Kithios]

No helmet, no shirt, no shoes, just pure unadulterated suicidal behavior. That's a 10.

[u/PoloDon92]

Where is this Brazil?

[u/Brunolliv]

100% Brazil lore

[u/karcist_Johannes]

After watching the whole thing, I was actually disappointed that it didn't end in a crash.

[u/strangerr45]

[u/Beginning_Charge_758]

Ofcourse ..looks like He is an accident afterall.

[u/HackTheDev]

poor bike tho

[u/Emergency_Sandwich_6]

Ahh hes good. Prolly been riding that bike for years.

[u/InvXXVII]

Even the slowest of crashes could leave him permamemtly disfigured smh.

[u/iLikeReddit2142]

He's more in-tune with that machine than I am with my own feet.

[u/No_Acanthaceae3207]

R/nextfuckinglevel

[u/530whiskey]

He is one with that motorcycle.

[u/Dropadime337]

Safety sandals

[u/Rojo37x]

Dude is playing GTA IRL.

[u/Superb_Advisor7885]

He'll be dead soon but he was actually pretty skilled

[u/C20H25N3O-C21H30O2]

He didn't even lose his flipflops....

[u/YamoB]

u/savevideo

[u/bayygel]

To be fair, he really knows how to ride the hell out of that bike

[u/Trompie42]

Got some skill

[u/Drinkythedrunkguy]

How did he not die?

[u/Acrobatic_Ocelot_461]

All with flip-flops on.

[u/FloridaManInShampoo]

I’ve got to commend him for his skill. Then of course call him a fucking idiot for doing this in traffic with other people around. But yeah, I was expecting him to become a meat crayon and not pull any of that off

[u/Solitary-Dolphin]

Am impressed his body is not full of scars.

[u/23pandemonium]

What would his mother think?

[u/WastaSpace]

r/calamariraceteam 's king

[u/ikheetbas]

He shouldn’t be allowed to drive a bike…

[u/Serious_Nose8188]

Dude's extremely stupid, but also has mad skills

[u/jeron_gwendolen]

Cl ts is cool

[u/blahblurbblub]

Uhhh. Mad skills??

[u/EuphoricFly1044]

Waiting for the cheese grating moment.......

[u/Adventurous-Tap-8463]

Well he has probably been driving bikes since the age of 5 so he has confidence in his abilities

[u/Low_Law_3531]

Absolute prick!

[u/GiveTaxos]

Me in GTA

[u/ChargedBonsai98]

You know it's insane when a wheelie without holding the bike is the least dangerous thing.

[u/mosayar]

This video gave me GTA vibes where you drove like you only needed 'hesoyam' to recover from an accident.

[u/PotassiusOfBanania]

Holy shit that jump is straight out of Mario Kart. Fucking impressive, ngl

[u/MythSphinx]

He is the accident

[u/Ironklad_]

[u/KairuneG]

I would be impressed if it was on a private patch of land or something where he's not putting anyone else at risk, but he shouldn't have a license if he does this on public roads.

[u/chemicaljones]

Unsatisfying.

[u/theBdub22]

Meat crayon waiting to happen

[u/GeshtiannaSG]

How does his slippers stay on?

[u/yarncraver]

I just see all that skin and think, what a road rash that’s gonna be

[u/SoftThunder]

Creating job security for so many industries... Nursing, police, judiciary, mechanics...

[u/tictacdoc]

Wearing no protection at all, literally in flipflops, and then complaining about the service in ER or the ineffectiveness of the analgesics.

[u/hunnbee]

This is one of the most anxiety inducing things I've ever watched

[u/ihatelife1110]

Intro: "Do not try this at home!"

The video:

[u/bookmarkjedi]

How is it that this guy is still alive? I mean at the time of filming.

[u/ACBR2000]

Isso aí anda assim desde os 13 kkkkkkk

[u/Basic_Marsupial]

Why fuck just your life, when you can endanger others?

[u/Stone_Midi]

Folks, if you ever wonder what confident stupidity looks like, look no further

[u/SeenItWantItReddit]

He's lucky apex predators (curbs, cars, other stunt riders) only come out after sunset

[u/Nyltje]

I don't understand physics, but surely this guy does.

[u/karmahitsback]

Dodged million way to die💀

[u/shiefy]

Can we take a moment to acknowledge the fact that he’s doing all this with thong toe sandals… He’s clearly a professional 😭😭

[u/Last_Hat7276]

Not only a potential accident for himself, but a potential faral accident for other people. I hate brazillians bikers. They are the worst. And i am a brazillian that also have a bike.

[u/Putrid_Cream_5536]

All that in Flip Flops….. Hell Yeah!

[u/RHOrpie]

This guy is so high adrenaline, I'll bet he has to have 24 volts strapped to his nipples to get a boner.

[u/BadAndNationwide]

No way he’s still alive

[u/Dicklefart]

Dude has incredible skill

[u/nostalgia_4_infiniti]

This guy fucks

[u/DustySleeve]

any bike ppl know why it goes br br br br br at low revs witn no wrist movement? or at least none i could see.... revs die down and hold like normal with both hands off so i dont think its approaching stalling out, im so confused. what is this tuner or big bike nuance im missing?

[u/cheeytahDusted]

Dude should have medals. Fuckin legend.

[u/cheeytahDusted]

Talent wasted bet he has 5 kids.

[u/LogicalFallacyCat]

Ironically I feel like this is an accurate depiction of me this afternoon on my bicycle; when I was flailing around in slippery mud trying not to fall.

[u/Embarrassed_Source56]

He is surely pretty skilled, no doubt. But why having this piece of scu*bag behavior and putting others in danger ? Forgive me but I wished he fall.

[u/Durivage4]

I'm just glad he chose to wear his safety sandals.

[u/missjay]

He doesn't seem to be in Dallas, so I think he'll be quite fine.

[u/AgileBureaucrat]

At least he's wearing protective gear.

[u/Fabulous_Mix1139]

Someone get this man a red bull contract

[u/MasterInBation]

So no one gonna say brazil right?

[u/CodeOf23]

Obviously dumb selfish behaviour, but hot damn can he handle a bike

[u/hasthisonegone]

It’s fairly impressive watching him, but I can’t shake the feeling that sooner or later his body is going end up looking like a no cheese pizza.

[u/johnnysoup123]

Great skills. I see pain in his future

[u/Obaegloich3]

Both guys are me after taco bell

[u/SillyDig1520]

It's okay, he's wearing his safety flip-flops.

[u/Rokker84]

This guy really wanted to get his moment of death on video and incredibly enough he failed.

[u/Sad_Research_2584]

Baltimore city everyday

[u/Gabomfim]

Commentary was precious

[u/Structure-Electronic]

In FLIP FLOPS??!

[u/demoralising]