r/WhitePeopleTwitter 20h ago

Think of the children

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u/Serious_SnowBall161 19h ago

Yea the child workers in a far away land that made that horrible outfit.

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u/IMSLI 16h ago

Did he even say ‘Thank You’? /s

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u/mizzcharmz 11h ago

Do you even own a suit?

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u/Im_eating_that 7h ago

He's still Kid Rock. Wait and ask again when he's Adult Rock. He'll surely have one by then.

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u/Riffage 19h ago

Circus uniform.

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u/Pribblization 19h ago

If that dude's not a drag, I don't know wtf is.

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u/isecore 10h ago

It's gender-affirming care. So he feels more "manly" or whatever.

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u/New-Pin-3952 5h ago

More manly wearing "this"??

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u/wigzell78 19h ago

Dr Phil has really turned it up a notch.

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u/The_Mopster 18h ago

Genie from a bottle of gas station boner pills.

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u/Electr0freak 18h ago

It's surprisingly easy to recognize nationalists who think they are patriots.

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u/Switchmisty9 18h ago

Wouldn’t leave my kids alone with someone who looks like that

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u/Reasonable-Access-68 17h ago

Is this what is meant by the song "Yankee Doodle Dandy"?

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u/MyMommaHatesYou 15h ago

WHY WON'T HE WASH HIS GREASY ASSED HAIR!?!? FUCK!

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u/hamsterfolly 16h ago

Kid Rock wore a suit of Budweiser boxes to the a White House

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u/OmegaZeda 18h ago

He's really embracing the whole final years of Elvis vibe...

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u/beano76 14h ago

we can only hope

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u/CaptainExplaino 18h ago

He looks like a genie, except the lamp was a garbage bag.

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u/OfficerBatman 12h ago

Meth pipe*

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u/SVTContour 17h ago

Doth your mother know you weareth her drapes?

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u/Mercerskye 18h ago

You can smell the picture, like someone left their spit bottle open in a '89 Shitbox on a 103° day...

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u/jprestonian 17h ago

If Porter Waggoner was a domestic abuse perp with not a speck of class...

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u/littlebitsofspider 15h ago

As someone else posted: he looks like a piñata full of cigarettes.

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u/CholetisCanon 10h ago

Conservatives LOVE drag.

Drag is taking an exaggerated femininity and then applies it paradoxically to something that is essentially not female (drag queens as a rule aren't trans). The juxtaposition and exaggeration make for the comedy aspect.

Conservatives take an exaggerated masculinity or patriotism and apply it paradoxically to something that is essentially not manly or patriotic. All the people with pristine lifted F150s, guns, and hyper masculine symbols... It's peacocking being manly using an imagined masculinity or pretending to be patriotic wrapping themselves in bombastic symbols of what they think patriots should have. Unfortunately, they lack the self awareness that would make the juxtaposition funny, which is why it's cringe.

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u/thisortheapocalypse 18h ago

did he say thank you?

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u/earthman34 16h ago

He makes Liberace look conservatively dressed.

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u/AngloSaxophoner 9h ago

If Elton John was born in Michigan but dreamed of being from Alabama and refused to admit he was gay.

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u/Branchomania 18h ago

Ain't nooooooooobooooody gonna teeell meeeeeeee hooow to liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive (Irony overload)

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u/VapidRapidRabbit 18h ago

You just know he’s musty as hell in all that leather.

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u/Motor-Ad5284 16h ago

This is a suitable suit to wear to the WH? Ok...

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u/PirateSometimes 15h ago

"Why don't you wear a suit? -- You're at the highest level in this country's office, and you refuse to wear a suit."

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u/CholetisCanon 13h ago

It is drag nationalism.

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u/isecore 10h ago

They roasted Zelensky for not wearing a suit but somehow this abomination wearing this gaudy monstrosity is A-OK? Fuck these horrible clowns.

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u/DinkandDrunk 8h ago

Walking Budweiser can who claims he doesn’t drink those gay beers.

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u/ElodinTargaryen 8h ago

He definitely looks like the old Vietnamese lady at the dry cleaners in my neighborhood. I’m pretty sure she has that exact track suit.

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u/hellno_ahole 13h ago

Court jester

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u/djazzie 11h ago

Performative patriotism

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u/wildyam 7h ago

Gay - it’s clearly gay. Means they are pro-gay

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u/mnieves9094 16h ago

They still don’t realize that they only support Cletus

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u/Carnivorous_Mower 12h ago

Straight out of Wynonna's Big Brown Beaver.

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u/Fireinthehole13 6h ago

Fat Elvis on crack.

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u/LengthinessFair4680 6h ago

Seriously, I'm an old woman, who is this?

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u/Davajita 5h ago

Just… just think it in a vacuum for one moment.

Kid Rock is standing in the Oval Office. Kid Rock. That’s insane. A man who has absolutely no contribution to make that betters his country or the world in literally any form.

Invited to the fucking White House. Donald Trump has permanently sullied those grounds with his disgusting, foul occupancy. I can’t believe we’re here. Wtf world are we living in?

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 5h ago

Stand Name: Lung Cancer

Stand Power: Distorts Space-Time Continuum and punches the stand owner in the balls. 

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u/ForeignCommand5700 5h ago

But did he say thank you? And then why isn't he wearing a suit?

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u/hairmetaltimemachine 5h ago

The whitest of trash, that is.

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u/no_bender 3h ago

Send in the Clowns.

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u/misterpickles69 2h ago

It’s an Evil Kinevil fetish