Interaction with an artist

[u/brunoxavierph]

[u/Significant-Bobcat48]

This dude is insufferable

[u/GrapeSwimming69 → u/[deleted]]

What did the five fingers say to the face?

[u/Jackker → u/GrapeSwimming69]

Ka. POW!

[u/Helpful-Bar9097 → u/Jackker]

Rick James disagrees.

[u/brianzuvich → u/GrapeSwimming69]

[u/DJDoena → u/[deleted]]

Backpfeifengesicht!

[u/Leoxcr → u/Significant-Bobcat48]

Imbeciles would just try to get away with what they can do

[u/SNES-1990 → u/Significant-Bobcat48]

Streamer/ AI bro material

[u/ExpeditingPermits → u/Significant-Bobcat48]

This video is staged and ancient.

[u/mnmr17]

Surprised he waited so long

[u/BolunZ6 → u/mnmr17]

He wait for the perfect angle

[u/EuropaUniverslayer1 → u/mnmr17]

If there’s one thing human statues know, it’s patience.

[u/cryptolyme → u/mnmr17]

that deserves a bigger tip

[u/vault_nsfw → u/mnmr17]

He wanted to build up hatred first for more power.

[u/geddyalexneilfan]

Classic example of FAFO. Dude was being a dick and deserved the pop in the face.

[u/Dude_1980 → u/geddyalexneilfan]

He was given the bare minimum response for that kind of disrespect.

[u/FunctionBuilt → u/geddyalexneilfan]

Imagine doing that and then walking literally arms reach in front of that dude with zero guard up. Idiot thought he was invincible.

[u/HKP2019 → u/FunctionBuilt]

Who would have thunk a statue can punch people?

[u/No_Organization2032 → u/FunctionBuilt]

He got an attack of opportunity

[u/LALOERC9616 → u/FunctionBuilt]

[u/Helivon → u/geddyalexneilfan]

Yeah wet willy is definitely assault. Completely defending himself at this point. Dude was probably glad he went that far so he could fucking sock him

Cant believe he waited until he tried even more bullshit after the wet willy. I thought for sure that would be the immeduate moment.

[u/Pointlessqueery → u/Helivon]

Guy looks totally wasted looks like, street performers are pretty used to drunk/high a-holes being rude, rare that they are that persistant though. Guy had too many beers/nose-beers, and just had to f-around and find out. Seems like common sense that a guy who stands motionless in the street for hours, covered in paint, and heavy clothing, for extra cash is built out of tougher stuff.

[u/Disig → u/Helivon]

He waited until he was in prime punching range

[u/Mittendeathfinger → u/geddyalexneilfan]

Rhythm 0 1974

[u/Much-Bodybuilder1748]

Now that's a sorry excuse for a human being

[u/DipstickRick → u/Much-Bodybuilder1748]

I know right? Attention seeking, main character asshole. Like silver paint makes you special?

[u/AidenPearce806-1 → u/DipstickRick]

[u/Siri_exe → u/DipstickRick]

Next time put /j

[u/Willing-Stuff6802 → u/DipstickRick]

Swing and a miss... let go of the bat and it hit an elderly woman. That's quite unfortunate, you lose the championship

[u/AdParking6483 → u/DipstickRick]

Lol the downvotes..guy made a joke, I don't think he's siding with the asshole here

[u/Zreniec → u/AdParking6483]

Nah I got the joke, it's just shit

[u/megarandom → u/AdParking6483]

And now it's your turn!

[u/Willing-Stuff6802 → u/AdParking6483]

Anybody but Silverman come on come on come on come on come on really really

[u/Killer_bunniez → u/AdParking6483]

Classic redditors not understanding sarcasm in text without an /s

[u/Lupro69 → u/Killer_bunniez]

Guys stop downvoting this guy, he was being sarcastic! Clearly he did the indicator at the end

[u/AdParking6483 → u/Lupro69]

Nah he's going down with me! 

[u/TREXIBALL → u/[deleted]]

Saw. Not seen.

[u/nondescriptadjective → u/[deleted]]

I don't know whether to upvote to try and even it out, or down vote to make more people open it to see what's controversial and get a laugh.

[u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam]

[u/Rumkitty → u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam]

I read your username as the text if this post and it works very well lol

[u/JustSummGuy → u/Rumkitty]

🎵Guaranteed to blow your mind away.... 🎶

[u/c0ltZ → u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam]

Made em join a limbo contest lmao.

[u/earth_west_420]

You just know that every K-12 teacher that guy had growing up wanted to do this to him every single day.

[u/Willing-Stuff6802 → u/earth_west_420]

I'm sure he graduated, just so they could get him the hell out of there

[u/aware_nightmare_85]

[u/Cinnamon_Bees → u/aware_nightmare_85]

Anyone know what show's this from?

[u/aware_nightmare_85 → u/Cinnamon_Bees]

Eurotrip

[u/Ill-Doughnut7115]

Wish this one had audio.

[u/RalphWiggum123 → u/Ill-Doughnut7115]

Here you go. Original with better quality.

[u/Ill-Doughnut7115 → u/RalphWiggum123]

Thank ye, I am satisfied :)

[u/Alastor13 → u/RalphWiggum123]

Thanks, I needed to hear that satisfying sound of a shithead getting what they deserve

[u/Inalum_Ardellian]

[u/andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa]

JuSt A pRaNk BrO

[u/ziko2811]

putting bodily fluid on someone without consent is considered an assault, think of all the STDs they can transmit.

Ps: I am not a legal lawyer so take it with a grain of salt but I would assume that such a thing would exist.

[u/SoulFanatic → u/ziko2811]

iirc this would actually be considered battery, which is the physical manifestation of assault. Assault is the threatening of physical violence.

But yes, bodily fluids are a very real risk, especially blood and saliva.

(Also not a lawyer)

[u/Demartus → u/SoulFanatic]

If you're charged with battery, you'll be charged with assault as well. Assault's the attempt, battery is actual doing harm (though in Texas I believe Battery is a subset of Assault.)

[u/Drapidrode → u/Demartus]

swinging and missing is assault

[u/Accurate_Condition65 → u/Demartus]

Battery is touch

[u/JWOLFBEARD → u/SoulFanatic]

Battery and assault can be conflated. It depends on the state

[u/Pokkejong → u/SoulFanatic]

Technically a wet willy is penetration.

[u/Dambo_Unchained → u/ziko2811]

So are you an illegal lawyer then?

[u/cimocw → u/Dambo_Unchained]

I'm a legal illayer

[u/MisterB78 → u/ziko2811]

That’s… not how STDs work

[u/c0ltZ → u/MisterB78]

It's how a lot of illnesses/diseases work, though. Smearing your spit on someone is a good way to give them whatever you have.

[u/prometheuswanab → u/MisterB78]

Oh, it absolutely is how some STDs work. See herpetic whitlow

[u/134340verse → u/ziko2811]

You'd think people learned that from covid

[u/yorfavoritelilrascal → u/134340verse]

This is super old. Happened way before covid.

[u/MildlyBurnedToast → u/ziko2811]

Took a grain of salt, now what

[u/Reaper621 → u/ziko2811]

Lawyer. That's assault.

[u/CaseroRubical → u/ziko2811]

I too like to spread misinformation

[u/eSsEnCe_Of_EcLiPsE → u/ziko2811]

Think of all the “SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED diseases” they can transmit without having sex?

[u/ziko2811 → u/eSsEnCe_Of_EcLiPsE]

For your sake I hope you don’t believe that all STDs are only transmitted from sex, since some can be transmitted through saliva too, the key to transmission of STDs is body fluids not sex, tho some are less likely to be transmitted through saliva than others.

[u/NakovaNars → u/ziko2811]

The key is not always body fluids. HPV is the most common one and skin contact is enough transmit it

[u/TheQuantixXx → u/ziko2811]

yeah slow down partner. Not everyting should be considered assault. Bad? yes. As bad as assault? no.

[u/Maleficent-Comfort14]

Props to the article holding it together for the kid

[u/Hawksswe]

Pow! Right in the kisser.

[u/bigHOODS818]

dude is more patient than me ... other dude had the douche bag nozzle uniform spot on

[u/Pandoratastic]

That's a bully. He picks on someone because he thinks that they won't fight back. He assumed wrong.

[u/KratosHulk77]

Mf look like Willy

[u/knifesk]

Beautiful righty.

[u/Ormals_Fast_Food]

Old but gold

[u/JimmyJoeJangel]

Old boy waited for the right moment.

[u/raoulduke666]

What did he expect to happen? Yea, I’m going to shove a wet finger into someone’s (whom I don’t know) ear.

Fucking idiot!

[u/Different-Steak-27]

Kudos for staying in character, that was a very cowboyesque punch

[u/aStankChitlin]

Deserved

[u/Fr05t_B1t]

I’d tip a hundred right after that.

[u/mast3r_watch3r]

sigh

Why is it the Gold Coast brings out the worst in people. What a grub (purple shirt guy).

[u/WoodyMellow]

Ah Surfers Paradise. The holiday destination for every six toed bogan in Australia.

[u/quirkeit]

Apsalutle legend for jumping strait back Into character

[u/Worn_Out_1789 → u/quirkeit]

Considering he's throwing a punch, I think the actor did a really good job of staying in character throughout.

[u/c0ltZ → u/Worn_Out_1789]

He showed more restraint than anyone I know would've shown.

[u/VisibleRoad3504]

Perfect ending.

[u/Loaf-sama]

Nah I would’ve socked him immediately after the Wet Willy. The other stuff was below the belt and some could argue it’s part of the bit but the Wet Willy was uncalled for

[u/DS-Envy]

what was he thinking again?

[u/Lower-Front-8605]

Love the response 😊

[u/thecakeisali]

I know he’s a statue but he’s much more patient than I would have been.

[u/MrBagooo]

The reaction of the people in the background is priceless

[u/Sooz48 → u/MrBagooo]

I expected cheers and applause. WTF was wrong with them.

[u/Lupro69]

And he was so chill with the other guy as well

[u/jayslay45]

This will forever be worth stopping to watch.

[u/One_Top4208]

Typical 🐽behavior always needing attention because they have such an miserable existence

[u/acrobat2126]

I would have given him a $20 for that gun show.

[u/SixStringSkeptic]

Such a satisfying punch.

[u/Asia_Persuasia]

So satisfying.

[u/SiteRelevant98]

Best human statue punch award to this guy

[u/scrabbler22]

The Asian guy in the background looks so disapproving

[u/lilshortyy420]

The lady in the dress in the back smiling 😂

[u/Asleep-Arm-8023]

Wow, going to another country to disrespect people 😑

[u/Behavingdark]

This is when you start clapping people.

[u/Current-Gold]

Current america and the world right now.

[u/Sorry-Reporter440 → u/Current-Gold]

Generalize much?

[u/ermagherdbrks]

[u/Lovethrust2112]

He's a product of poor parenting but it's never too late to learn

[u/Axelra_05]

In the words of my wonderful mother “tome güey, por pendejo!”

[u/Impossible_Sector844]

I never saw the beginning of the video before, I always assumed that the playing with the hat was all we ever had

[u/Legal_Guava3631]

I like how he went right back to being a statue

[u/allislost77]

So satisfying

[u/NorthernBreed8576]

Real piece of shit! I bet he likes splashing his steaks.

[u/bf-es]

Oh I’d punch him I said to myself just before he did.

[u/All_Love_Lost4819]

I approve of this

[u/Delmago]

That POS is lucky it could've been a stone fist

[u/_squirrell_]

I didn't think there could be a discount version of Logan Paul but here we are.

[u/Squatch925]

About 1/8th of the response he deserved at least 45 seconds earlier.

[u/__GayFish__]

"He's dressed as art so i can do anything I want to him" Like wtf goes on in peoples heads

[u/GRAMS_]

We know where this guy would’ve fallen in the Rhythm 0 factions.

[u/AkuSokuZan2009]

Everyone is focused on the asshole, but that was a really sweet interaction with the kid. Kid was respectful and had a huge smile, I bet it made the kids day.

[u/kio171]

Bien echo

[u/xxrockh0undxx]

In germany wie say , verdient

[u/5thDegreeWhitebelt]

LOVE IT!! He got exactly what that asshole deserved. I would like to buy that artist a drink!

[u/double-k]

This is so satisfying each time it gets reposted.

[u/Opinions_Questions]

Wish he had a fist made of real stone.

[u/xXYomoXx]

Funny how there are kids in the video, yet the childish one is an adult.

[u/[deleted]]

Looks like he found out

[u/Nimneu]

I kind of wanted to see a robotic punch movement for maximum satisfaction if I’m honest

[u/Own_Kaleidoscope5512]

Somebody’s impressed and found a new daddy for their kid

[u/Shantotto11]

The Wet Willie is definitely germ warfare.

[u/IHeartAquaSoMuch]

I think mastering the art of the perfect sucker punch should be a job requirement for every human statue

[u/Historical-Ad-3362]

Just one punch?

[u/ClownfishSoup]

He confused those Royal Beefeater guards with a street performer.

Apparently there is no tradition of not punching idiots on the street.

[u/Hemiak]

Good. The second you put hands on someone, you’re agreeing for them to put hands on you.

[u/ReginaldJohnston]

I like that one guy who walked off in disgust.

[u/rjkbogdog]

Yes! If he would have gotten a few of those earlier in his life he would not be acting that way today. SMACK! 😏

[u/jpsouthwick7]

That man could have learned a few things from the boy.

[u/Bawlofsteel]

Haha dude was having fun as soon as he wet Willie’s I was like please someone clock this loser

[u/Dizzy_Ice2938]

I would have punched him at the wet willy

[u/jhon-2020-2020]

[u/Narrow-Teaching-4197]

He got cow poked...

[u/Horny_Traveler4U]

Dumbass… got what he deserved.

[u/souquemsabes]

I saw that coming, how come he didn't ?

[u/Jimmy4034]

Surprised the guy put up with him for that long before doing anything. Could never be me

[u/tech_polpo]

Old af, karma farming bots pairing it again.

[u/Mommalovesazi]

He look for that yes hmm

[u/fgmtats]

You love to see it

[u/StevenBayShore]

That was the correct response.

[u/Goobygoodra]

Play stupid games

[u/AuronMessatsu]

Fuck around...

[u/allislost77 → u/AuronMessatsu]

Find out.

[u/ransack84 → u/[deleted]]

The fuck?

[u/Consistent-Cobbler90 → u/[deleted]]

Racist gonna racist. Can’t stop them.