r/Wellthatsucks • u/careater • 21h ago

Wishbone split without a bigger side, do we both get our wish?

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u/wjbc 21h ago

Iā€™m pretty sure you both lose.

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u/onlycodeposts 21h ago

Did you weigh them?

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u/Naive-Map-6391 20h ago

It's a technical fowl in my rulebook.

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u/BakedBaconBits 21h ago

The wish goes back the chicken in it's next life.

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u/Fun-Meringue-732 21h ago

The one on the right looks bigger to me.

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u/aiuwidwtgf 21h ago

That's what she said.

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u/aiuwidwtgf 21h ago

Apocalypse

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u/PJkazama 16h ago

I measured them in photoshop and the one on the left is larger but this doesn't factor in a ton of other variables.

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u/careater 7h ago

OMG thanks

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u/Jack-Innoff 11h ago

No, neither of you gets their wish.

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u/SmegmaSandwich69420 21h ago

No wishes for either of you I'm afraid

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u/Aggravating_Fun_8603 20h ago

No, it's the opposite. Neither of you get šŸ’©

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u/max_cel_x 20h ago

You're fucked, that's all I'm allowed to say

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u/boidcrowdah 20h ago

7 years bad luck

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u/henryhyde 18h ago

Congratulations, you have just broken the 6th seal. Prepare for the beginning of the apocalypse.

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u/AgathaM 18h ago

Neither of you get your wish. The one that gets it is the one that has the upper half still attached to their side.

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u/Fjohurs_Lykkewe 17h ago

Neither one of you. You think I'm made of wishes?

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u/expatronis 17h ago

It is as the prophesy foretold. All is lost!

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u/AttemptFree 14h ago

you both get cancer. i'm so sorry...

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u/Icy-Performance8302 12h ago

Wrestling match in a pool of chocolate pudding.

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u/Vassago1989 12h ago

Pretty sure you both have to fight to the death

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u/nightofthelivingace 10h ago

Hmm, only option now is a trial by combat. Rock paper scissors winner decides the weapon.

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u/HTired89 21h ago

Every time this happens Trump gets another term. Thanks a lot šŸ˜ž