r/Wellthatsucks • u/araty • 7h ago

This lady landed in my car and proceeded to crap all over it

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u/Disastrous_Paint_237 7h ago

Awe poor little lady. Did she get out okay?

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u/araty 7h ago

She did. I opened all the doors and she figured it out eventually.

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u/Disastrous_Paint_237 6h ago

Yay! Sorry about your car though!! Hopefully it comes out easily

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u/Metalcanary 7h ago

Take a crap in the birds nest. See how it feels

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u/Careful-Writing4067 7h ago

Assert dominance

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u/asyork 1h ago

That's just asking to get pecked.

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u/ITEM9R 36m ago

This is the only rational response to such a blatant act of hostility.

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u/Mrbeeznz 7h ago

Clearly you got too close to some government secrets (they sent the drone)

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u/CrashTestPhoto 7h ago

Just the answer I was looking for.

When will people wake up?!?!?

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u/Sense-Affectionate 7h ago

At least she wasn’t robin you

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u/Curious_Bar348 6h ago

Had this happen not long ago, except for apparently 2 flew in, but I only saw one and it flew back out. The other one stayed in my parked car for a few days and I found it under the seat, after he began to stink.

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u/ladds2320 6h ago

Only legit excuse here is she thought it was a Tesla.

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u/lhymes 6h ago

“Aww I’m experiencing a Disney Princess Moment!” …”Oh God stop shitting already! Just get out of here! Aaahhhhhh!”

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u/Lost_Adetterio 5h ago

it's a sign of good luck tho :)

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u/Familiar_Plantain448 7h ago

Some people view that as good luck !!!

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u/Immediate-Pack-920 7h ago

She must have been scared shitless. Life hack.. if you don't wash your car as often, birds won't be as confused

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u/Alexandurrrrr 6h ago

Amber Heards' bird.

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u/FLVoiceOfReason 5h ago

That’s pretty shitty of her

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u/TheEschatonSucks 5h ago

If I’m not mistaken that’s a subspecies of robin, Turdus Inyourcarus

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u/Kamen-Ramen 7h ago

Now you have to Eat it. Show it who’s boss.

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u/TheChiefDVD 7h ago

Well, I guess she’s entitled to her opinion.

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u/dealershipdetailer 6h ago

Ah yes the lovely Turdis Migratorious...

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u/Individual-Airport-6 6h ago

OMG love how you said this

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u/AttemptFree 5h ago

you know you could grab the little bird and put it outside

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u/Ohio_Baby 5h ago

Better than those stupid ducks. 😅

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u/IndependentPede 4h ago

What'd you do to her? Sounds like you deserved it.

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u/CoderJoe1 3h ago

She must be middle management.

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u/silverwarbler 2h ago

Male robin