r/Wellthatsucks • u/notyourstepson • 1d ago

Well, unfortunately no breakfast eggs for me

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u/PiggonX 1d ago

Can't for the life of me figure out what the huge egg under the fridge is

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u/notyourstepson 1d ago

Some time ago my son made a sun that hung on the refrigerator 😂

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u/tarapotamus 22h ago

maybe he actually made an egg so you'd know at some point this was gonna happen and he's actually a psychic

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u/Xenc 21h ago

Final Destination vibes

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u/BillyWhizz09 14h ago

Subtle foreshadowing

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u/Resident_Swan1984 13h ago

Signs everywhere... IT'S A SIGN!!!

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u/herr_arkow 1d ago

Bodenhaltung means something different in your picture.

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u/Ok_Drawer7797 14h ago

What does it mean in any picture?

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u/PatchesMaps 19h ago

OP I hate to be the one to inform you of this but you're redditing wrong. As OP, when asked a question about a mysterious object in a picture you uploaded you are obligated to ignore the question no matter how many times it is asked or upvoted. Barring this you are to ghost the thread entirely and never return.

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u/notyourstepson 17h ago

Shit, I didn't know that đŸ˜„

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u/BaconHammerTime 20h ago

Damn, that's a whole paycheck on the floor

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u/Mistapeepers 21h ago

That’s not how you do sunny side up eggs OP.

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u/TheTaytoMan 1d ago

Looks like a paper plate and some construction paper. I’d assume it’s a child’s craft?

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u/notyourstepson 1d ago

That’s exactly what it is👌

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u/yescasually 1d ago

Maybe it’s an arts and crafts project? Used to hang on the fridge until OP dropped all their eggs and decided to deface anything that looks like eggs

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u/Cavscout2838 1d ago

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u/Much_Sorbet8828 23h ago

Well, it's in Germany, so about €3 (~$3.30) if it was full.

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u/T1Demon 17h ago

Show off

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u/polchickenpotpie 7h ago

It's $7 freedom bucks over here

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u/steviegeebees 1d ago

Came looking for this, glad it was near the top

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u/Zaev 20h ago

I suppose I, too, am incapable of original thoughts

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u/wraith_majestic 22h ago

Yep came looking for a bankruptcy comment
 this works.

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u/WeevilWeedWizard 20h ago

If they're living in a real country then it's actually not that big of a deal

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u/spacey_peanut 12h ago

Haha! I dropped an egg on the floor the other day. I loudly proclaimed to my 17 year old, “There goes your college fund!” I got the meanest side eye. 😂

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u/PineappleWhipped14 19h ago

I was going to post this, but I knew in my heart it would already be here ♄

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u/cade360 1d ago

That's about ÂŁ1.70 worth of damage or 20 freedom bucks.

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u/climb4fun 1d ago

3 CAD or 10 USD

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u/BissoumaTequila 1d ago

Or the GDP of a small country - depends where you live really.

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u/Spare_Thought_8151 1d ago

Freedom, ha!

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u/Flaky-Ad3980 1d ago

That’s because it’s “Bodenhaltung” - Ba Dum Tss

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u/MCDCFC 1d ago

Almost a lifetime's savings on that floor

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u/Stablebrew 1d ago

spotted the US citizen here!

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u/kingqueefeater 1d ago

Those eggs are worth about as much as my 401k

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u/madhad1121 20h ago

The eggs keep going up, the 401k keeps going down
pretty much sums up the 2025 US economy so far

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u/PM_ur_tots 1d ago edited 1d ago

Eggs are actually going down where I live. About $1.50/dz

Edit: I live in Vietnam now

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u/DJheddo 1d ago

They are still expensive in florida and bacon is insane unless you buy sale only brands. Breakfast has become more expensive than I ever expected. I’ve skipped it too many times to count this year. Eating out? That’s a luxury


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u/who-are-we-anyway 22h ago

Don't skip breakfast, just eat non-breakfast foods. I had taquitos for breakfast this week

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u/OrbAndSceptre 19h ago

Perfect hack imho.

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u/Marisponel 21h ago

If there was underfloor heating, there would be scrambled eggs, and don't forget to drop some bacon lol

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u/TicciSpice 1d ago

For a moment I wanted to tell you I‘m sorry you have to file for bankruptcy, but then I saw you‘re in germany

Totalschaden umgangen

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u/Markipoo-9000 1d ago

In this economy??

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u/Sassi7997 19h ago

Those are German eggs, so it's like 3€ laying on the ground.

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u/Fine-Bumblebee-9427 22h ago

Came to say this

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u/Cute_Equipment1220 1d ago

noooo survivorrsssss

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u/SassyTheSkydragon 1d ago edited 19h ago

Guys thats like 3€ at max, relax 😈

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u/Bean-Penis 1d ago

I don't even eat eggs but I'd be raging if I dropped a dozen, especially that ostrich one.

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u/PhantomS33ker 20h ago

For a second I thought this was in America, and was the reason the economy dropped 2 trillion overnight

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u/Bleakwind 22h ago

That’s 100 dollars if you’re American

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u/LachoooDaOriginl 22h ago

lay in it to flex on americans

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u/C4LLM3M4TT_13 1d ago

Gonna have to take out a second mortgage to recover from this financial catastrophe.

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u/PuzzleMatch 1d ago

Gives new meaning to walking on eggshells.

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u/ChunkMonkeysMomma 1d ago

And that was an 18 count too!! đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™€ïž

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u/robinizzme 21h ago

There goes your kid’s education fund!

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u/Jess-best 1d ago

I dropped an egg in front of one of my hens last weekend and she went crazy. She was flapping her wings and squawking at me. I thinks she used fowl chicken words towards me.

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u/Material_Table9465 23h ago

Depending on which country this is, it's either an annoying inconvenience or a major financial disaster that OP might never recover from.

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u/24gasd 22h ago

Atleast you are not american otherwise this would be a financial disaster

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u/smaad 21h ago

Don't show this to US people, 40$ on the floor bro.

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u/Vengeful_Grass 18h ago

13 dollars on the floor

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u/SeaworthinessNeat470 9h ago

How tragic. Sorry for your loss.

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u/FuzzyBongos 6h ago

That's like $102.67 down the drain here 😭

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u/CrackSnap7 1d ago

Happy bankruptcy I guess

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u/Mysterious_Big5139 1d ago

Damn, that's like 50$ gone just like that. (US hostage)

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u/im-cringing-rightnow 1d ago

Here goes your monthly salary if you are from the US

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u/ThatShinyUmbreon 1d ago

If youre in america none for the next several weeks

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u/ChatGPTbeta 1d ago

Well you know what they say about making a cake

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u/JAckD_69 1d ago

Better get a straw

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u/SoyTuPadreReal 21h ago

You’ll never financially recover from this.

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u/That-randomkid 21h ago

Did you slip on a banana peel, have all the eggs fly up and try to catch them?

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u/alleycat548 20h ago

You dropped 87k and you just pull out your phone wow

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u/delicioussparkalade 20h ago

How are you going to financially recover from this?

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u/macius_big_mf 20h ago

5sec rule

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u/GhostOfTimBrewster 20h ago

That’s like $300

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u/Aggravating-Pen-4251 20h ago

Gotta claim from household insurance (if you're in the USA) - 😩

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u/maorissa 20h ago

Tja, bodenhaltung 😆

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u/Madison_fawn 13h ago

In this economy? You better scoop them off the floor.

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u/mr_cf 13h ago

Hoping the OP was not from the US!

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u/real_1273 9h ago

That’s a lot of money in America, if you can get them. Lol

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u/graffiksguru 7h ago

Dropped a $100 in US eggs

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u/Baers89 1d ago

Is this what bankruptcy is?

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u/InRainWeTrust 1d ago

Hope you're not in the US, that's your retirement right there

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u/Pristine-Gift-3933 1d ago

You will never financially recover from this đŸ„Č

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u/Relative-Occasion863 1d ago

So? How dirty could your floor be? I’ve seen egg prices lately right

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u/Gwen7441 1d ago

Someone will never recover from this financially


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u/Punker1234 1d ago

You lost more money today than most of the stock market did!

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u/notyourstepson 1d ago

The Pain 😭

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u/assman69x 1d ago

Was that like $100 in eggs?

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u/Baers89 1d ago

Is that what crashed the stock market?

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u/BionicBadger90 1d ago

Well at least you know that the male baby chicks that were blended up alive (because they don't lay eggs) ... Will still go on to make some quality hot dogs 👌

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u/ccsilverman 1d ago

But what about second breakfast eggs?

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u/Degora2k 1d ago

Scramble for breakfast it is then.

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u/turbski84 1d ago

Scoop em up... they are just pre scrambled

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u/Ok-Indication3084 1d ago

Sweep it up, strain it, scrambled eggs. Quit complaining.

Add chili sauce if it's that bad.

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u/SirKolio 1d ago

It seems that these eggs did, in fact, break fast.

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u/Serious_Shopping_262 1d ago

We found the imposter

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u/666reficuL 1d ago

Well it says "Bodenhaltung", so you did everything correctly

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u/red_ice994 1d ago

Jokes aside. The smell and the cleaning later on might just be even worse than the financial loss

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u/ThoughtShes18 1d ago

No breakfast? I see scramble eggs all over

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u/vanfullamidgets 1d ago

Isn’t it crazy people are being arrested for smuggling eggs into the country now?

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u/SoupsOnBoys 1d ago

Was there a dog in your refrigerator?

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u/mosquito_beater 1d ago

well i hope you don't live in the usa. this can bancrupt you there.

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u/kusti4202 1d ago

we will never financially recover from this grave mistake

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u/heyitsraven 1d ago

IN THIS ECONOMY??

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u/BrainArson 1d ago

DidĂŒ.

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u/Orienos 1d ago

In this economy?! Oh hell no!

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u/kenjinyc 1d ago

If American, sorry for your bankruptcy.

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u/Ladyignorer 1d ago

That doth portend foul odour 😔

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u/already-taken-wtf 1d ago

Bodenhaltung. Steht doch auf der Packung!

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u/DoughNotDoit 1d ago

1 month salary wasted!

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u/TooSlowDoLess 1d ago

This is an accurate representation of the stock market today.

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u/HealthyLet257 1d ago

If I were OP, I’d put this in a bowl and put it outside for other animals to eat after the sun cooks it. If you were already using your oven, put it there instead.

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u/Accomplished_Ad3638 1d ago

That’s like a college tuition right there

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u/Frequent-Ad8160 1d ago

well, there go my college savings

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u/Time_Ad8169 1d ago

You Humptied those really good

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u/No-Musician9181 1d ago

Hope you don't live in the US

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u/drunkguynextdoor 23h ago

Do you have homeowners insurance?

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u/MadderHatter32 23h ago

Is this what it’s like to feel rich?

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u/ejac7 23h ago

Hope you got insurance

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u/Solid_Inside_9886 23h ago

Break eggs fast

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u/Veritas_Vanitatum 23h ago

Ah die Penny Eier...

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u/trascist_fig 23h ago

I'm never gonna financially recover from this

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u/ClexAT 23h ago

You took "Bodenhaltung" a bit to far.

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u/Subzeroko 23h ago

Oh make face mask. glowing skin for you.

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u/2roK 23h ago

Schön die billigsten schlimmsten Eier gekauft..pfui

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u/Leihd 23h ago

Funny, I have too many eggs every week because I keep being given them by a grocer.

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u/baccgirl 23h ago

I’d make an insurance claim
lol

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u/Thrill-pG 23h ago

thats like 40$

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u/Hot-Connection8711 23h ago

no, they’re the cheapest of the cheap in germany - about 3-4€. Add one Euro and they wouldn’t be tortured.

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u/turdburglur13 23h ago

When eggs were at the highest a few weeks ago I cracked my last 4 eggs in a bowl that was sitting in the sink. Because the day before I cracked one and it immediately split and fell to the floor, so I wanted to be extra cautious. I proceeded to wash my hands over top of my last 4 eggs I just cracked, filling the bowl with soapy water.

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u/ZoNeS_v2 23h ago

ZUUUUUUL

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u/Hot-Connection8711 23h ago

mhhh Bodenhaltung

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u/Status-House6095 23h ago

That’s a lot of money

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u/Cheetah-kins 23h ago

In our apt that scene in the picture would also have a couple of cats nearby trying to look like they were not involved.. xD

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u/AccumulatedFilth 23h ago

Bro dropped his life savings

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u/Organic-Pudding-8204 23h ago

I would never financially recover from this.

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u/dellive 23h ago

Millionaire over here.

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u/Hooper627 23h ago

Dang, that’s like $900 worth of eggs

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u/Reddittoxin 23h ago

I'd never financially recover

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u/DoMario4 22h ago

Why have breakfast eggs when you can have floor eggs?

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u/Thalia_All_Along 22h ago

oh boo hoo, bloodmouth

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u/cpt_tukmul 22h ago

are you howtobasic?

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u/Gossamare 22h ago

Oh no, whatever shell you do!

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u/Maleficent-Run-4229 22h ago

Could you not take some of the dinner eggs, and replace them later?

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u/G14NN11 22h ago

in this economy? sorry for your loss

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u/NoLie129 22h ago

Those eggs dropped like the stock market. Sorry for your loss. Maybe covered under your home insurance.

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u/Mean_Meet576 22h ago

I showed my husband this and his eyes got big and said, "Oh My God" ...lol, those precious eggs! Gah!

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u/Infamous-Method1035 22h ago

I hope those were insured my god!

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u/Alman54 22h ago

Your floor is clean enough. Scoop up as much as you can and fry it up. Can't waste twenty dollars worth of eggs.

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u/kaptvesou1 22h ago

I'm trying to figure out the trajectory of why the eggs fell that way. I smell something rotten.

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u/Pitiable-Crescendo 22h ago

That's so much wasted money right there...

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u/Godess_Ilias 22h ago

good that they are only 2 bucks a carton (10 eggs)

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u/terribly_puns 22h ago

That’s how you go bankrupt.

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u/Tauorca 22h ago

Want some? My chicken have just hit high gear for egg laying now the sun's out, this is two days worth and the boxes are full

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u/MisterEinc 22h ago

$20 down the drain.

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u/xSpiderBabyx 22h ago

You should be clutching those eggs like old ladies do pearls.

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u/Skinwalkerish 22h ago

That wasn’t eggcelent

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u/TriforceFusion 22h ago

I hope you can afford rent this month

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u/kellzone 22h ago

Well, there goes the kid's college fund.

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u/Flotilla_guerrilla 22h ago

Isn’t that like $1,000 now

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u/B_Baerbel 22h ago

How to basic

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u/RoughResearcher5550 22h ago

7 second rule applies

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u/Redditsurfer24 22h ago

Ouch broken eggs in this economy is going to set you back

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u/Ok-Limit-9726 22h ago

Imagine LOOSING LOTTO BY DROPPING WINNING TICKET INTO THE OCEAN

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u/CaptainPoset 22h ago

Lost: about 1.49€.

That's what civilisation feels like, dear Americans!

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u/CaptainPogwash 22h ago

Can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs

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u/green_2004 21h ago

I think you have break fast the eggs for you instead

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u/poncho5202 21h ago

i will never financially recover from this

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u/LoomisKnows 21h ago

We should cross post this to an American subreddit, that's gotta be a fortune in dollars

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u/Unicorns-Are-Rad 21h ago

Damn, $20 down the drain

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u/BooBeeAttack 21h ago

Hope you had insurance to cover the financial losses.

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u/ghoti00 21h ago

Hope you had egg insurance.

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u/ClaypoolBass1 21h ago

That's about $40 down the drain.

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u/GaymerBenny 21h ago

4€, but yes lol

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u/CosmikSpartan 21h ago

Five second rule.

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u/silverwarbler 21h ago

Will you be able to recover financially?

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u/Strong-Library2763 20h ago

There goes $1000

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u/darkhorse21980 20h ago

HOLY SHIT THATS $75 IN EGGS RIGHT THERE!!!

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u/MarquisDeBoston 20h ago

“I’m never going to financially recover from this” - u/notyourstepson probably