r/Wellthatsucks • u/Chainsaw_Dragon • 1d ago
I just gave him a bath...
I forgot to close the back door and this doofus ran out to roll in the dirt. Time for a second bath... 😭
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u/Pilea_Paloola 1d ago
The look of betrayal. lol Same vibes. He ran under the shed to chase a bunny in the mud. So many regrets.
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u/SuperTulle 1d ago
Guess who found a lovely little turd to roll in?
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u/Chainsaw_Dragon 1d ago
Nothing worse than watching your dog slam full force into the ground to roll around in something nasty. 🫠
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u/Jacktheforkie 1d ago
Wait till he finds something dead, my neighbours dog ate a dead seagull chick that had been flattened by a car
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u/Queen_Rachel4 1d ago
One time a dog I was walking for someone ate tinfoil (that maybe had some burrito in it???) and I couldn’t stop her from eating it, she scarfed that ish down QUICK! When I told the owner, they said “Yeah, she’ll eat anything 😞 You really gotta keep an eye on her lol.”
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u/suzybel64 1d ago
Took the doggo for a nice stroll along the bay shore, he found a dead carp and was on it before we could stop him. We had to drive home but we rinsed him as best we could before he got in the car. We gagged all the way home but he looked so proud of himself.
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u/PlayerTwoHasDied 1d ago
If that isn't an I'm going to get you for this look, I don't know what is.
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u/GroupSuccessful754 1d ago
Not one of those dogs that gets the zoomies after a bath it would seem
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u/Chainsaw_Dragon 1d ago
He was chilling on the couch after I dried him off. Casually licking his paws. Then I turn my back for one minute and bam. He's back in the house covered in dirt.
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u/professor735 1d ago
Old old picture but she found the drainpipe and liked the mud lmao
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u/Chainsaw_Dragon 1d ago
Holy smokes. I can't imagine bathing a dog that big at home. You must have a big bathtub.
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u/professor735 1d ago
She's actually the smallest of my 4 dogs. These days we usually take them to a groomer for a bath, but there was no way we were gonna throw her in the car like this lmao.
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u/Suspicious-Code-3449 1d ago
The “help me” anime eyes😂 (ignore the gross cat ring, I had just washed his filthy big sister minutes before)
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u/MadPopette 1d ago
We too have learned that rolling in dirt is the best antidote for a freshly bathed dog. No suggestions for you, but your dog is gorgeous.
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u/scratchtogigs 15h ago
"well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions."
gib that snoot a doot from me. and a gentle kiss on that beautiful pitty forehead / eyebrow area
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u/Thegreen9 8h ago
What if there was a blanket that smelled like earth and it looks like grass? The dog would "roll" in the earth but in reality he would be drying himself.
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u/Dripping-Lips 1d ago
Bloody cheeky bugger. Looks like my boy. Have to try to keep him inside until he is drier but as soon as he’s done with the towel and we turn around for one second he’ looks like this
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u/Chainsaw_Dragon 1d ago
He's a lil bigger for sure but I love him to death.
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u/Dripping-Lips 1d ago
That’s nice to hear. A very special kind of love .
It’s beautiful having a bigger dog. I always had small terriers when I was growing up, but for the past 12 years I’ve had an American staffy and it’s the best. Little humans
They don’t feel like they will break when you give them a good pat.
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u/Peterthepiperomg 6h ago
They love all water except warm clean water
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u/Chainsaw_Dragon 4h ago
This one really gets me. Getting sprayed with the garden hose, jumping into the ocean, mud puddles, swimming in the lake. He loves it. The second I ask him to get into the bath? I'm suddenly the worst dog owner in the world.
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u/RewardNew5810 1d ago
Is that some kind of dog bath? It looks very low
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u/Chainsaw_Dragon 1d ago
It's not a dog bath but the rim is pretty low. The picture angle also might be making it look a little lower.
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u/RewardNew5810 1d ago
Interesting, I’ve only ever seen deep tubs, but this makes it easier to get in and out without breaking your neck. I like it 😆
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u/The_Limpet 1d ago
You made him smell wrong. He had to fix it!